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Graham Stevenson

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Life is a soap opera and then you’re cancelled. Here for geekery, nerdery, japery and prankery. Minogue. Wilde. One of those @PopGays of a Certain Age.

4616 Melrose Place
Joined June 2008
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Graham Stevenson
3 months
Let’s see if this takes off more than Threads. The idea is eventually we say “see ya wouldn’t wanna be ya” to this cesspit of a platform.
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Remember when this wretched woman told us that we all should celebrate Christmas *her* way and that if we deviated from any Christmas tradition then we were selfish. She is an arsehole and that’s all you need to know about her.
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Headteacher Katharine Birbalsingh clashes with @TrevorPTweets over whether it’s reasonable to call Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson a “Marxist” She adds 'I am David here, trying to fight Goliath'. 📺 Sky 501
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That’s the way to do it! ❤️❤️❤️
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Biggest congrats to my darling Wildes @Wildericky
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@Henry_Rockford Giving yourself a proper showing up there, whoever the fuck you are.
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@LCOMMAT That was weak.
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@LCOMMAT @Bemesda @T0daylLearned It was you who started with the acidity thing and then pivoted to diabetes thing when everyone realised you were talking pish, pal.
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@KristeneAkeman @PDaytonp2 @dvaranin @acnewsitics So he wanted tariffs in “a little while” did he? The egg on his face was on purpose was it? LOL
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Graham Stevenson
6 days
@thegreatender It’s a drawing! And why are you Beyoncé?
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@VoodooHipster Ahh do you mean that they see a shot and all of a sudden know exactly what Beyoncé and Billie are thinking and feeling? The truth is they don’t care what their fave star is feeling, it’s clearly a reflection on how *they* are feeling. Also, stan wars perplex me.
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@StevePashko @zeitgeisterman @acnewsitics @Joaquin37240497 Steve buddy you don’t know a thing about me. I form my opinions on Donald Trump using exactly what he presents to the world. And what he presents to the world is that he’s a buffoon.
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@TiffsGroove To be fair, I don’t even know who is dragging who and for what. All I know is that stan wars are stupid and childish. And that both these women have more money in the world than everyone being stupid and childish.
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@StevePashko @zeitgeisterman @acnewsitics @Joaquin37240497 Steve I don’t know why you haven’t curled up and died of embarrassment yet.
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Graham Stevenson
8 days
@highfivedave @itvnews The fake way he’s been portrayed? The bumbling blithering idiot who can barely form a coherent sentence is all editing is it?
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Graham Stevenson
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When I was 14, me and my mate grabbed some scraps of paper and created a fantasy world called Alanor in which to stage a series of Adventure Gamebooks. Nearly 40 years later, it’s gone legit. Adventures in Alanor is here:
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RT @MrMattDenby: OUT NOW! Our last ever episode, as our four-year 'Journey Through Stock Aitken Waterman' comes to a celebratory end. In th…
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@Capefegor @RinainDC @joncoopertweets Wow, the conspiracy theories started quickly.
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@dougray71 @kimwilde @Wildericky It turns out that it’s Liverpool! Ooh, etc.
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@HenricCont @DrNeilStone Tell me. Why the US-centric focus on a global pandemic. What impact did Fauci have on my Covid vaccinations here in the UK. And how does this meme help my neighbour who refused the vaccine and died of Covid?
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