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the light in his eyes vanished😭
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to me this is the equivalent of a toddler refusing to take a spoon of food until you go "here comes the airplane"
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@fabianthafirst_
In all the clips I've seen, Eloise's actress always moves like it was definitely her idea lmao
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one of the funniest things about learning a lot of your vocab from books is hearing the general pronunciation of a word at some point and just blinking in confusion like oh???
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me trying not to mention capitalism when someone is asking why everything's so shitty
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this could've been avoided with pre-marital sex
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The romanticization of 'intrusive thoughts' is always so funny to me, because the quirky randoms you post online definitely don't classify as those
IT are things you'd be scared to even tell those closest to you, cause you're scared they'd never look at you the same
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waking up at night to get a snack and immediately getting raptured
My fridge needed a lightbulb but I missed that it said ‘40 watts maximum’ so I accidentally bought a 200w bulb
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merry christmas from me and mine 🤭💖
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first attempt at styling, we're playing it safe🧍🏽♀️
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omg yess
that pull, that yearning to close the distance, the intense awareness of the person
then pulling back>>>🤭
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even if it looks good tbh, this story peaked in its animated format
It's a retelling of the same storyline, there's absolutely no need for all this just go watch the cartoon😭
YIP YIP! The Avatar: The Last Airbender trailer is HERE!
🌊🪨 Premiering February 22 🔥🌪️
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hot girl is gay and nigerian men are having a meltdown
can't make this up
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may I introduce you to the church of the flying spaghetti monster
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lmao just found out I got accepted into both of the masters schools I applied for
a star babe fr😊
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good morning it's a great time to grab the day by the balls!
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@bouncinbbybitch
Apparently not😭
OP (green dress) is confirming the other person's a guy in the comments
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please I'm a starrrrrrr
drawing 500 graphic lines around my eyes just to cover them up with these fuckass glasses like oh fuck you myopia
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2018. 2023.
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hear me out-
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I used to read dictionaries and thesauruses for fun
What's the nerdiest thing about you? This is a safe nerdy space. 😊
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Increasing XP by going on a morning walk and having sweet treats in my garden
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"pretty sure incest is common as they all look alike" in comment on a biological family is HILARIOUS 😭
"Damn those siblings look similar... must be incest" -
Imagine discovering your neighbor uploaded your entire family to the Transvestigation Facebook group
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September dummpp
(yes I'm late to the party, but the race is not to the swift)
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late to class cause going out with a bang >>> education
everybody say CONGRATULATIONS AMANDA
last day of semester, they said I couldn't make it and look at me now
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winning at life by managing to get out of bed before 4pm🙂↕️
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almost a year ago and I love pictures from this day so much cause I looked great through any lens, looked happy, skin was cooperating, cheeks were full!
🤭 yk that one pic from nearly a yr ago u still can’t let go of?
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there are 501 ways to execute that, many a wet dress/statuesque bodice/marbled gown look has been done before that could serve as inspiration
that was lazy at best, a failed plot to be edgy & contrarian at worst
They booing but I really like it! She looks like the statues that are found in gardens. It’s on theme.
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touched grass today
*insert 'girl who is going to be okay' meme*
It's a bright & new day, I'm going to make shawarma, play dress-up and then go read on the beach
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I hope everyone in charge of running Instablog 9ja falls seriously ill this week
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y'all always think that the venn diagram of people involved in any event within your purview, is a circle
there are millions of nigerians who exist, I can assure you that's its unlikely that the ~500 who spoke out against those lyrics online, are in that crowd
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They're *unwanted and hard to get rid of for that period
these are things that'll have you worrying sometimes if you should check yourself into a police station/hospital
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locked my account so it's just me n the fam so seeee
inspo + execution
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(end of day + I'd just finished cooking so if I look tired, that's because I am like mad😭)
want to show you guys yesterday's liner look cause I'm v proud of it but I've become self conscious about constantly posting my face, oh curse this constant awareness of self
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talking about our feelings
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the only reason I ever go to class is to be the swaggiest there
the way my outfit today came together>>>>
gears in my head were very oiled this morning
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BEGGING y'all to stop associating obvious misogynistic acts with homosexuality
he's making a ridiculous caricature of a woman the butt of the joke wtf does that have to do with sexuality
I think this person is struggling with his sexuality.
Hopefully he has the courage to come out some day
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it takes me 3 business days to fold laundry pls be serious
“i replied in my head but forgot to actually send the text” ok well do you have difficulty performing other simple everyday tasks as well ??
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can't even be mad cause look at the material 😌
said I was going to leave 3
mans is on her way by 5😭
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hi guys 👉🏽👈🏽
Please if you see this, just quote it with any picture or video of anything cute or fun. I'm so sick of my tl. Bonus points if you're a woman and it's a picture of your face👉🏾👈🏾
I'm actually pleading, please women post pictures of your face. Don't air me🧎🏾♀️
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arrested on top what?
okay you don't like that he stole, valid I guess
But it's food fgs, what would arresting a starving man do for you
@ozzyetomi
She should find him and get him arrested , damn! He is a terrible person and a thief, I feel irritated reading this
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edited this so I can occasionally listen to a short encouraging clip from tabitha brown😌
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could've verified sexual compatibility before committing to a marriage now look💀
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"you're so funny" just say you want to sleep with me
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finally woke up with no deadlines so time to be jobless on the internet, so if you see this like for a sub (please stop after 30 abeg)
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think bigger, you can come up with at least 8
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if you put a knife to my throat I'd probably moan and that's how I know I need therapy
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this dude always has the most out of touch with reality takes 😭
I see an opportunity for bicycles till the price adjusts. Since there are less cars, we can copy Amsterdam model for short distance trips.
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And it really might just be harmful to obfuscate the meaning of the word, cause now you'll have people saying their intrusive thoughts are one silly random inconsequential thing, and you're left isolated...
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we bless god for quadruple blessings
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the inherent homoerotism of the alpha male lifestyle
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deleted Twitter and I was able to finish 3 projects, 4 movies and a book all in 3 days
this app is the weapon fashioned against me fr💀
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relationships are built on support: I hold your hair while you go down on me
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"situationship" "FWB" "side ting"
what happened to calling people our lovers
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Introspecting my role as a feminist and realizing the intersection of politicized identities means that as long as one group's oppression is justified, noone is safe. And from this, that the ultimate social category boils down to class.
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"I'll be here" una
instead of you to find who'll manage and love your nasty self, you're here relationship-watching at your big age of bitter and lonely😭
Na these kain relationships the breakup dey sweet pass. We will be here no matter what.
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was dragging my self to my bed in pain and passed by my mirror, just for me to stop and twirl
the claws of death may be hooked into me but my self-obsession is a stronger power
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just received commission for a project I've been working on since last year and-
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...wondering how to wrap around the fact that yours is something like you worry(and I use this word intentionally), that you'll run someone over
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bang, you're mine
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I know we like to give ourselves the illusion of choice when it comes to direct leaders but sometimes you have to realize that due to the violent nature of the ruling class, it's worse than simply just ill-informed choices
Nobody cursed us as a country. We cursed ourselves with our ill-informed choices of leadership everytime.
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Sister in STEM yuh
(it's 4am pls get me out of here)
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see a blurry pic, post a blurry pic 🫶🏾
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been an uneventful few months for me y'know asides completing a degree, winning another battle against the housing market, going to see the love of my life, getting covid, falling to bouts of despair, going blonde + near bald and trying this new thing called unemployment🧍🏽♂️
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ou ou me too
me n my comfort albums
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semo slander is so forced
It's propaganda by the government to stop us from living happy lives
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So close!
It's actually because he contributes 0% to the functional running of these companies and he's a deadbeat father🤓
This is Elon Musk.
He runs 5 billion-dollar companies, has 11 kids, and still has time to sh*tpost on Twitter.
I had to know how he manages his time.
Here’s what I found:
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don't like these revisionist takes because we know damn well that man wasn't "democratically elected" into power
After Asiwaju. Nobody will vote for bad government again.
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"side chick I'll born" jesus take the fucking wheel
girls are not even safe from misogyny before they're born
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mind you they way she said it there isn't technically correct either💀
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