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While we’re on this topic:
As a Nigerian, I will not tick “fluent” on an English language expertise question. I will tick “Native”.
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If you leave Nigeria, you’ll become a lot more content.
That desire to be filthy rich is due to being surrounded by abject poverty and a system that doesn’t work.
When you move and experience a working system even as an average earner, you’ll relax and be content
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You people don’t even treat children well so why are you so concerned with someone not wanting them?
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This man is obviously still getting it 😅
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Personally, i don't become close friends with my friend's partner.
I will only call or chat with my friend's partner if i can't reach my friend and it's only for "your babe/man no dey answer his/her phone".
I'm VERY big on boundaries. Some of you clearly don't do that.
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If you’re not careful, you might develop new resentment.
It’s better to just let it be sometimes
Explaining your childhood trauma to your parents is really the most unsatisfying thing because they are so in denial lol
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I never use North African airlines.
Some years ago my sister was abducted just passing through Egypt on her way to Cyprus.
They were about to sell her.
It was an Igbo man working there that helped her escape.
There were others left behind.
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I think this is a great illustration of “grooming”.
The people outside would say “why is this person following this person even though they are “free” and “unbound ”.
But freedom is a mental thing.
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If your feminism is not trying to dismantle patriarchy *completely*, it’s not feminism.
There’s no “women should be treated better but men are still head”
There’s no “women are still under men”
There’s no *gender roles*, only partnership with *strength based* roles.
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If someone says “garri and soup”, I just know they grew up in south south/south east.
I know my people when I hear them
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Shanty Town proves again that Nigerian OG actors dey act pieces, they were just stuck with horrible stories and horrible directors in the beginning.
See Chidi Mokeme, Ini Edo, Uche Jombo, Nse Ikpe-Etim... the acting was 🤌🏿
Really happy for them.
P.S. Chidi is still fine AF
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Nigerians no go kill me.
Everything is “aside”
Corruption aside
Cheating aside
Little genocides aside
Never going to make it I’m afraid
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These people don’t even realise how this is an effect of misogyny.
There’s a reason they say “ladies free” because ladies are seen as part of the entertainment which is misogyny.
Tickets - 10,000
Ladies - Free
Men Ankara and cap - 30,000
Ladies/Gele - 5,000
It’s like you don’t live in the real world.
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Mind you , Boko haram terrorists are not even treated like this when they are caught
EXCLUSIVE: Police Place Chioma Okoli On Watchlist Over Erisco Product Review, Write Immigration Service To Deny Her Exit From Nigeria, Arrest Her On Sight | Sahara Reporters
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I need you all to see how serious this is.
This person that says using “Dear” to start an email is an indication of AI use gets hired by other people to check for AI usage
Imagine this person reviewing your work.
This is why it is serious.
As much as people seem to hate this, it’s something I tell my clients
Lots of people hire me simply to tell if the work they got from other people was done by ChatGPT (it’s a great gig!)
One of the easiest giveaways is if the email starts “Dear {{FN}}”
No one does that irl
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Do you know crazy it is that a man cut off his child because he can’t sleep with her mother?
Tomorrow when she’s a teenager, stupid people will say it’s the mother that turned her against him
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This song
Tuface was in his bag
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Everyone is talking about fake soy sauce , fake drinks…
The real danger is fake medicine and fake baby food.
I’m so scared for Nigeria
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A short woman telling her partner to help her reach for something instead of climbing VS. A man intentionally buying wrong baby formula so he’s not asked to do it again?
This is what you’re trying to equate??? Smh
Something something weaponised incompetence. No?
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Where’s that “tweet like a woman who is ready to marry” thread ?
We have a new entry
One thing I always want to do is bask in my feminine energy.
“Hey Daniel, Good morning. How are you today?
I could barely sleep last night, cramps dealt with me and I woke up so tired… I thought I must have missed your text or call, so I checked this morning and I didn’t see
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Emeka Ike went around talking shit, Nigerian men were riding his prick.
His son has come out to talk, all of a sudden “as a man you should know when to keep quiet”
I know what you are. Bunch of fools really.
I’m so vexed
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Didn’t see anyone post this.
This songgggggggg.
Seyi Shay did a madness
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Once again feminism is feminism regardless of the individual’s personal behaviours.
There are wicked feminists, kind feminists, fighter feminists, timid feminists… we come in all forms.
Different people, different approaches but one goal; to destroy patriarchy *COMPLETELY*.
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I need Africans to realise that culture is man-made.
Culture didn’t fall from the sky,.
it wasn’t handed down to you by the gods.
A group of people agreed to do something and it just stuck.
Therefore culture can change & it starts with you.
Let go of rubbish cultures.
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“Agberos are sweet” but the man was literally threatening to slap her if she doesn’t co-operate.
Is it by force to cut hair?
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You people can’t be letting genotype mismatch take the love of your life away from you because you want kids.
ADOPT CHILDREN
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I don’t know if this is cancellable.
But I think I speak for a lot of women.
Multiples short rounds >>>>> one long round.
So that Agbo you’re drinking is just for your ego. It’s not giving what you think it is.
You’ll just cause soreness staying too long.
We're canceling each other over sex takes today. Post your most cancellable takes on sex
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The reason a man can boldly say he beats his wife is because Nigerian culture encourages it 😊
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Let me tell you how a real physical touch person is…
It’s not even sex.
I was rubbing my partners belly and stopped for a minute and he said “you don’t touch me anymore” 🤣🤣
Physical touch people are crazy for real 🤣
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It’s also wild that as a Nigerian living in Nigeria, you won’t consider the large number of autistic people they were never diagnosed due to the lack of mental health awareness or access.
Like we had uncles that people called “slow” “imbe ” “weird”
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Doesn’t it say something about Nigerian men that their lesson is “Google the laws in the country before you travel” and not “stop being a pedophile”?
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I feel like Stan Nze takes acting related classes.
His acting >>>>>
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…and if you don’t marry well the first time, it’s never too late to leave and find happiness elsewhere.
Thankfully you’re not a tree and you can move
Please marry well o.
Shine your eye well and choose.
This is one of the most important decisions you’ll ever make, and it is one that God gave us the opportunity to make.
Don’t miss it, I beg you.
If you get it, it will sweet you and your coming kids.
Get it right!
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Found this 6’4 strawberry blonde, bearded German man with blue-green eyes from Berlin this year who knows I’m the most beautiful girl in the world and shows me what romance & true love are.
I won.
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Gosh! I need Nigerian woman to break free from the shackles of NEEDING marriage.
Holy Spirit did not tell you nada please.
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Can’t even remove cloth and be naked for two seconds where this man is.
Mouth to nipple navigation is too accurate
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A 27 year old boy died, suffered shege before dying but “he won” because he tweeted “do you believe in Jesus?”?
You’re so ridiculous. I hope you people that agree with that tweet know that
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Going to enjoy and take pictures just in case the palm fades. 😂
But my body art >>>>>
😮💨
I love it so much.
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I hope bobrisky survives, Omo.
Can’t imagine being locked up with men as an effeminate person.
Even masculine men are raped in jail
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Mind you , one way to do logical fallacy is to use your own experience or opinion as fact for an argument, which is why Moe is right and that man is an idiot .
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I remember people saying if you’re earning a certain amount of money in nigeria, Hand no go reach you.
Well, poor people rarely use airplanes to travel.
Guess who e dey touch now 🙂
BREAKING: Only three more days, all airlines in Nigeria will shut down – Chairman Airpeace, Allen Onyema
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Anyway, ladies! if you want to take nice silhouette Photos that are exposure proof.
Edit your photos, set your “black point” to “100” and take a screenshot.
Upload the screenshot not the original.
You’re welcome
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Nigerians i’m begging.
Until you get to a hospital, do
Not assume someone is dead.
Learn CPR please. It can save people’s lives
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Anyway the points of these screenshots is…
1. You people hate women
2. Charity starts at home. If your fellow men cannot empathize with you when you’re abused, don’t come tomorrow to say “men are abused and nobody says anything”
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The crime rate in Nigeria is going to be insane very soon.
Guess who will suffer first, middle class people.
I’m scared.
It’ll be so bad that the fact you’re able to turn on generator for two hours will make you a target
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The misogyny in Nigeria is so deep-rooted.
How can a judge in the Nigerian court say "I can't grant a divorce on account of that because It happens" in response to someone seeking a divorce for domestic violence?
I'm so fucking pissed.
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I know you people think you have energy for racism but I promise you don’t.
According to you, if they leave the pool when you enter, you will go out and keep re-entering to disturb them.
Na you go tire.
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LOL, a recruiter from Google reached out. When I was in my former company, una no see me o.
The names on your CV do matter because the world is sadly superficial
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TW: Bleeding, death
This is what you can do in this situation while you call for help or rush the person to a hospital.
Also, please get basic first aid box/kit, it’s important
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All the crowdfunding for sick people on this app. Kuda bank did not match but they matched this one.
Anyway.
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Anyway, number 1 tip. Once you’ve closed on Friday.
Unless you are being paid for weekend work, Do not answer any work calls or emails.
Do not form over motivated. Do not Form over hard working.
Do not be a hero.
Heroes die in real life and are rarely ever remembered
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You know how there are racist micro-aggressions?
There are sexist micro aggressions.
And unfortunately you won’t notice it if you are very pro [redacted] culture.
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I started doing this last year after seeing a video where British people failed basic English language questions
the average British people doesn’t know how to speak English like I do.
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Posts like this minimize the tribalism that goes on in Nigeria.
Tribalism is not just online.
People are suffering in real life because of it
My cartoon today: Igbo vs Yoruba.
A case of pseudo-tribal war?🤔
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Your mains goals would be to at least own a home. And then do some travelling around the world.
You do not necessarily have to be filthy rich to achieve these in a working society.
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UK Nigerians, we are begging. It’s enough
A lady who I am close to moved to the UK sometime last year to join her husband who has been studying. She came with her daughter. She was lucky enough to get a job almost immediately and has been supporting her husband in tuition fees and paying of bills. One of their major
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Name: UG
Partner’s name: Baby
What the lord had done for us: A True and kind love… we are grateful! Hallelujah!!!
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“it’s not that easy”, you’re right.
it isn’t, but your self worth needs to be higher than any love/likeness/interest in this world, so that you can let go of people gracefully and with your integrity intact.
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The solution is…
Give these opportunities to the kids hawking pure water, doing menial jobs to survive.
Less of them on the street, less potential yahoo boys.
Filtering water closer to the source is a lot better than trying to make already dirty water clean.
I understand this concern. I also discussed this with a friend yesterday. But, what solutions should be proffered instead? We’ve stated the problems. Can we highlight solutions alongside them? Hopefully
@Tunde_OD
considers these concerns & reorient them deeply.
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This is normal in Europe.
Shouldn’t praise a fish for swimming, IMO.
Paystack paid the 33 employees it laid off in Europe and UAE 4 months salary and extended their health insurance for an additional 3 months.
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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I’m in a nice mood today to educate…
Instead of women”woman cook, man provide” like a primitive cave man
It should be “whoever is able at any point in time to cook, should cook. Whoever is able to provide at any point in time, should provide”
See? 🌟 “Strength-based” roles
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You don’t need to know complex words even.
As long as you’ve spoken it since you were a baby, it’s a native language . And you can have multiple native languages
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I hate how people use the Makoko people
We took Kai Cenat to the biggest slump in Africa Makoko in Lagos.
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If you didn’t make any comment about Terdoo all this while and now your penis is erect because they are dragging Pelumi, we know what you are.
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You don’t realize the gravity of this.
There are somethings that should never be that expensive.
In Germany , it is bread and potatoes.
No matter what goes on, these will still be affordable.
Nigeria is in deep shit
My mother just said “our biggest currency cannot buy a loaf of bread”
I’m actually sad!
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Just because a man is atheist doesn’t meant he is not misogynistic.
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Anybody that tells you not to move from Nigeria to a better country, hates you.
Do you know what having constant electricity does?
Do you know what having good roads does?
As a woman, do you know how I feel when I walk back home at 3 AM??
I’m NEVER moving back to that country
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Lmao.
I’m just clocking that a lot of the radical feminists are Igbo women and the staunch patriarchy princesses are also Igbo women 😂
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My mums bp was high. We dey cry and pray everyday.
Never want to go through that ever again.
Please be careful with those countries as a black person . Especially black woman.
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I think people should stop posting they & their partners inside jokes on social media because it’ll be taken out of context
I asked my husband how comes he doesn’t care that I don’t cook.
He said “a cooking woman is a poisoning woman. One less threat”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
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Was it painful af? Yes
Was it worth it? Absolutely
Tattoo artist is @/emmanuel_item on IG
Based in Berlin but He also frequents Nigeria
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E.g. Ask an average Nigerian, they’d tell you they want to make so much money enough to buy a car.
In the city I live in, transportation is so good that almost nobody wants a car. People buy cars when they live far away from the city center or if they have children.
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By the way, if they truly remove every thing diversity, do you think that you as a Nigerian will get hired globally? Lol
You people don’t know what’s going on.
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So you honestly think that all things being equal, they’d pick you over a white person with same qualifications?
I don’t know about you people o.
But I will get hired. No be diversity carry me reach where I dey now.
My predecessor no be “minority” and them no born am well. Me and am no be mate for this work.
Y’all be safe though.
Nigerians can compete anywhere!
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I think that if you didn’t get this on the first read, you need to invest more time in reading books. Maybe an Academic book
my relationship with sex is such that i acknowledge non-specific future opportunities for the act enough that i'm happy to defer and just cuddle.
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I see people saying there are people that travelled and still want to be filthy rich.
That’s trauma that hasn’t been dealt with, baby.
You are born into Trauma as A Nigerian.
It won’t just disappear.
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Anyway if you’re friendly with a misogynist, one day it will touch you.
You can’t say you didn’t know this person was like this.
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Actual pen*tration is boring(especially for women). It should only take 20% of the time.
The other 80% should be for*play.
This will ensure both parties are satisfied fully.
We're canceling each other over sex takes today. Post your most cancellable takes on sex
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Just to remind people that you are not doing Igbo people a favour by not being Igbophobic.
You aren’t doing Igbo people a favour by speaking out against injustice.
We are not supposed to be thanking you.
It is the right thing to do.
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I don’t think I’ll ever get over a man replying to “only women should study gynecology” with “only men should study finance”
Jehovah! There are truly idiots on this planet. It’s shocking
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Why can’t they be rehabilitated through wood work, metal work…
When you want to rehabilitate people that did a crime , you normally should not let them around the same tools they used for the crime.
Ps. Just example
It’s like allowing a sexual predator to be around women & kids
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I saw shege with my last male gynecologist.
The lack of empathy during examination, kept using the same instrument even though I was in pain
Then recommending a copper iud knowing it is bad for heavy bleeders.
My new female gynecologist even had to ask for his name & practice
Only women should be allowed to study gynaecology actually. Only women should be gynaecologists.
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Actually reminds me of a time in a former team when they needed to make a quick correction to a copy.
even when I told them the correct thing, they said they’ll wait for the American on the team to tell us. 😂
Chai.
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A very popular one.
Widening your leg while sitting and taking up more space than you should while expecting women should squeeze.
Your balls aren’t that large… if it is you need to see a doctor
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This one !
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My partner randomly passes a new restaurant & texts me that we should go there when I’m back.
Sees a clothing store, “babe we should go there and see what we can get”
Randomly seems something online that they say is good for black women “babe do you want this?”
I’m loved
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There are a lot of women that are like this.
Hopefully you people go for them and leave the women that want to wear makeup alone
I'm not the type that judge.. But see the way this babe is just Naturally & effortlessly beautiful..
No Man, I repeat No man can ever turn down this lady as wife. Drop attitude aside. 🤌🏾
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Apparently, someone from UK said they left the chat 😂
So I’ll just say I’m speaking solely from an EU POV. 🙏🏾
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Please if you ever find yourself on the floor in a stampede, try to lay on your left side in a fetal position, Like the picture below
It can save your life.
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I do not recommend staying more than 2 weeks with your parents when you visit.
No matter how much you love them, don’t do it.
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