Short Convexity
@negative_IRR
Followers
4,181
Following
2,708
Media
2,282
Statuses
15,142
Phone call supremacist
Manhattan, NY
Joined March 2019
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
YouTube,YouTube
• 2531261 Tweets
Iraq
• 377779 Tweets
#ยกน้ําหนัก
• 343394 Tweets
#8YearsWithBLACKPINK
• 232644 Tweets
Kursk
• 151427 Tweets
#HappySeungcherryDay
• 144189 Tweets
#띵동띵동_승철이_생일이다_문열어
• 142355 Tweets
Jennie
• 126309 Tweets
AIPAC
• 124319 Tweets
GIVE VINESH SILVER
• 111762 Tweets
BEST WISHES FOR SAROCHA
• 95753 Tweets
#Freen26thSparkleDay
• 92671 Tweets
#gangłysego
• 65008 Tweets
#推しの子
• 58255 Tweets
Japinha
• 57960 Tweets
RED OUT
• 45662 Tweets
Augusto Akio
• 44729 Tweets
Happy 8th
• 43560 Tweets
cheol
• 41147 Tweets
Stefano Peschiera
• 32976 Tweets
#ROBLOX
• 29249 Tweets
Pedro Barros
• 25859 Tweets
HAPPY BIRTHDAY XIAOJUN
• 24807 Tweets
San Cayetano
• 20166 Tweets
Leverkusen
• 18427 Tweets
Ana Patrícia
• 17209 Tweets
EIGHT YEARS WITH ROSÉ
• 16343 Tweets
せつ菜ちゃん
• 14026 Tweets
ポーランド
• 10915 Tweets
引き分け
• 10678 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
You’ve gotta show up at the offices of ppl who owe you docs. You need to breathe on their ear. You need to poke their shoulder & ask where the docs are. You've gotta show up at their house & eat the food off their dinner table & lie at the foot of their bed & hide in their walls
2
1
14
Hello
I got a B- in biology when I was 15 years old.
I’ve been thinking a lot about the coronavirus;
A thread (1/4392)
9
40
408
I don’t care if the nerds skew the numbers there is a zero percent chance Americans read 12 books on average
Zero.
Disappointing stat of the day:
Americans read an average of 12.6 books in the past year, according to a Gallup survey. That’s fewer books than in any previous survey dating back to 1990.
The Scholastic Book Fair would fix this.
154
59
755
29
12
416
Right but good luck landing Blackstone with a 2.9
A tip for college grads going into business. No one cares about your 4.0 GPA.
The people who get the best jobs are the ones who network and find great internships both sophomore and junior year.
If you have no real world experience you aren't going to get hired.
19
8
182
10
2
179
*spends an hour checking for stylistic and formatting errors in document before sending to boss*
*all clear, sends it*
*discovers glaring fuck up immediately after sending*
10
7
148
Guy on the east coast who knows I’m west coast suggesting 8:30am ET call
22
3
144
What’s some weird/niche shit you’re really nerdy about?
If you are tempted to say something finance-related, don’t.
142
10
144
Just gonna say it: Fuck WFH. Fuck lockdowns. Fuck all this shit.
7
1
103
Gym practically empty and a 20-something Mask Karen running on treadmill just yelled at a guy 2 treadmills over to tell him to pull his mask above his nose
I’m burning this place to the ground while I’m still inside
9
0
107
Find 👏 something 👏 where 👏 a 👏 lot 👏 of 👏 dumb 👏 people 👏 are 👏 really 👏 successful
And no. Its not about finding the next revolutionary idea and having a monopoly. "The Blue Ocean Theory".
Thats bulls**t. Its a lottery ticket.
Find something where a lot of dumb people are really successful.
Fish where the fish are. Even if there are lots of fisherman.
2
4
87
5
8
98
Another advantage of super simple back of envelope calcs is that errors are easy to identify. If you’ve got a complex pro forma you can go a long time without seeing a really big fucking mistake
7
3
97
Did you guys know that houses in the middle of the country are a lot cheaper than in SF and NYC?
Wowwwww!!! So crazyyyyyy! I must be the first to discover this amazing fact!!!
8
0
82
Been catching up with some friends who went into IB out of college. Anyone who has chosen this route is a literal psycho. Actually what the fuck
10
3
80
My models are great in a way just because they’re so simple. skip the whole junior guy overcompensating with crazy complex models...only it’s not because I understood early on that simple=better but 100% because I literally have no clue how to even make a complex one
8
2
79
Harvard girl at the bar: “I work at a hedge fund”
“Oh yeah which one?”
“Bridgewater”
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
11
3
83
Holy f*** these VC leave SF/bullish WFH tweet threads are getting out of control.
SHUUUUUT UPPPPPP
5
4
69
What kind of sick motherfucker has $36,000 to drop on rent every month and chooses a place that is 360 SQUARE FEET
8
5
66
Do you ever, like once every 10 minutes, ask to yourself: what the fuck is this bullshit?
5
6
69
VC’s comparing themselves to MJ. It never ends with these guys
6
1
59
For any NYC real estate owners with this outlook: let’s do some deals
4
0
61
What are the most overrated & underrated skills in real estate/finance?
46
4
54
Principal at our capital partner suggested I did some math incorrectly in the model on a 10+ person call
He was wrong
3
0
56
If you don’t pace around frantically while on calls what is wrong with u
2
4
56
TROPHY PROPERTY ALERT. Car wash for $2300 a foot in world class Fullerton CA. Nothing to worry about w soil and groundwater i promise!!! Total steal. all you savvy real estate investors out there wont wanna miss this one.
7
0
52
Girl who’s rich as fucking fuck telling me how quitting her investment banking job without another job lined up is sooooo scary
4
0
48
Responding “ok” to a long email containing multiple detailed questions is psychopathic behavior
2
0
45
No clue how it took me so long to mute downtown brown, jfc
8
0
38
Yeah I got a 3.1 in college bro but I know more about real estate than 98% these Ivy Leaguer REPE kids my age put that on god
4
1
47
I’d commit terrible crimes to land the role I’m interviewing for Wednesday
12
0
49
Always a good sign when u first meeting a buddy’s gf for the first time and she storms off livid within 20 minutes
5
0
49
Anyone else feel kinda fucked up the morning after taking melatonin?
15
0
45
Ok ok I’ll go: homes in Telluride *start* at $1000 per square foot
@nimblephatty
Why would you live anywhere else? Airport, skiing, biking, fishing, best small town in US
2
0
8
5
1
42
Feeling cute might submit an offer on the Salesforce Tower later
2
0
44
On god for the rest of my life I will actively professionally and socially discriminate against Harvard alums
5
0
46
Levered IRR w 95% LTV @ L+50 & 2.5 exit cap
4
1
45
If you’re in your 20s making six figs and you venmo request your friend for a $10 sandwich I will find you and shoot you in the face with a large gun
0
0
46
I wonder if my superiors are a bit suspicious of how tan I’ve gotten in the past couple months
2
1
38
The problem with being an a**hole to people when you think they’re wrong is that in the future they won’t be willing to tell you their actual opinions. They’ll only tell you what you want to hear so they can avoid getting yelled at
3
1
44
Being really good at remembering people’s names is such underrated low hanging fruit
2
0
42
There is a very particular white male face where within literally 1 second of seeing it for the first time you know with 100% certainty they went to a pretentious private high school in the northeast
8
0
39
Have been taking magnesium chloride before bed. Haven’t consistently fallen asleep this fast in forever
9
5
38
ShutthehellupyouannoyingVCfucks is likely a $100bn company within 10 years. Quick thread (about how you need to shut your mouths):
1
1
35
Are there people in New York who realize there are other places in the US with very very good (in some cases better) food?
This is a serious question
13
0
40
Have fantasized about owning a shit ton of land in the Rockies for a long time and Yellowstone has only put that fantasy into overdrive
6
0
40
Bosses be like
I need you to take initiative
Also if you ever do anything without my explicit go ahead I’ll kill you
3
1
40
Google halts negotiations on largest ever San Francisco office lease at Pier 70 🧐
4
2
34
Building next to Drake’s in uptown Oakland. Crime against humanity, put out a warrant for these architects
5
0
37
This is the actual reason not giving too many f**ks about what other people think is such a superpower.
Allows you to expose yourself to tons of situations with no actual downside and huge (albeit small probability) upside. Occasional huge payoffs
Easiest business arbitrage: the risk/reward of a well-written cold email is so wildly favorable, and yet so few people will actually send one
48
114
2K
2
0
38
@moseskagan
Zell got it right when, after developing a few buildings himself, he said something along lines of “f*** that im out”
3
2
34
2
0
33
Is a La Jolla beach house, my parents house in Berkeley, a telluride log mansion, a west village brownstone and a Chatham beach house really too much to ask for
7
0
35
People tweeting about other people drinking at the airport at 7am 🚩🚩🚩
0
0
38
Hell is just your MD giving you extremely vague directions and not answering your follow up questions while expecting an extremely specific deliverable
4
0
36
Public execution for anybody that starts a new “[insert industry] Guy” account
8
0
35
Just roll two 10 baggers back to back it’s simple guys
$10k and 2 ten baggers. Millionaire.
Everyone will say that is silly.
Do it anyway.
88
86
1K
3
0
35
20 mins into the main dinner and approximately 110% of the conversation has been about Covid
Brb while I light myself on fire
4
1
36
Which significant conspiracy theories are basically correct?
24
2
31
Boss asks me I’m why I’m burning the midnight oil seeing my last model edits were at midnight
Little does he know I’m functionally retarded for several hours after I wake up
2
0
34
At dinner with a rocket science dude who works at Blue Origin. You can tell he is very impressed by the complexity of real estate investing!
1
3
34
Being a founder with a meh/nonexistent academic background and having your company’s HR drill candidates on theirs is an absolutely tremendous flex
0
0
33
I need a job with low stress, few experience requirements, >20hrs/wk that pays minimum several million dollars per year. You guys got any recs?
11
0
32
It’s uncanny I can see one pic of a girl on hinge and know with 100% certainty if she went to UVA
6
0
35
“Iconic” SF bakery property for sale for a 3.8 cap
YOU
JUST
ABSOLUTELY
LOVE
TO
SEE
IT
6
2
29
Guys who have been in the game forever and still send formal emails
6
0
29
Very confident the owner of the previous company I worked at (worth several hundred million) has absolutely no clue what IRR is
7
0
33
Barry rocking the all black Audemars chrono what a savage
Happy New Year from me and my boo! 🎉🥳 Wishing you all a year filled with happiness, love, and good health.
15K
69K
980K
2
1
31
Always interesting looking at old interviews and comparing predictions to the record...
CoStar founder Andrew Florence, 2009...
3
3
31
As seems to be customary these days some thief went through packages left in my building’s bottom floor. They opened mine but left what was inside.
It was The New Kings of New York
W
4
0
32
If you weren’t in finance/RE etc and money were no object, what would you do with your life?
75
0
29