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You know Wingfield is hyped when he's out here dropping "absolute fuckin dime" references. 🪙
Tua an absolute fuckin dime to Tyreek for the 50-yard TD. Right in stride, beat Mike Hughes
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You want immediate love from Miami's fanbase?
Show up to your introductory presser like THIS!
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PSA: Always hit the Walmart adjacent to Hard Rock Stadium for team swag. This display greets you right as you enter.
#FinsUp
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2018 Dolphins: 6 wins
2019 Dolphins: 5 wins*
*After selling off Pro Bowl level talent at LT, FS, RB and more.
If winning in Fuxboro with this bunch of leftover street free agents doesn't convince you that
@MiamiDolphins
hired the right HC, then your name is
@OmarKelly
.
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They're announcing the
@ProFootballHOF
gold jacket finalists at 5pm today.
We better see
@MiamiDolphins
LB Zach Thomas on that list!
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As
#DolphinsTwitter
sets out to bitch endlessly about today's game, I ask you to remember two things...
1. We are 7-3, winning 70% so far.
2. We have 2 game lead in AFC East.
Carry on.
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Wait a minute, Kyle just picked Miami over Baltimore?!
[spits out drink]
Not sure I like this.
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If/When the
@MiamiDolphins
swing a deal for Saints HC Sean Payton, can they please mandate that former Miami fan favorite Darren Rizzi be included?
#kthxbai
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With RB Laird going on the IR list, will the
@MiamiDolphins
do the right thing and call up RB Gerrid
#Doaks
if Lindsay isn't healthy??
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Thanksgiving 1993, one of the all-time Top 5 favorite
@MiamiDolphins
games I've watched.
#LeonLettUsWin
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Injuries be damned - you have a chance to win the division at home in primetime.
Go be great!
#FinsUp
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Slighted in college recruiting.
Overlooked by NFL scouts.
Underestimated by most.
Beat out LB Jack Del Rio as rookie.
Hit WR Shawn Jefferson so hard, he was asked for varsity coach.
MLB stud in Miami for 10+ years.
Stats better than Urlacher.
Snubbed by
@ProFootballHOF
.
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Meanwhile, at
@MiamiDolphins
OTAs, Jakeem Grant attempts to score a record 5 TDs on a single play.
#TheNewMiami
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One of these guys is a 1st ballot HoF inductee.
The other is still waiting after 3+ years of eligibility.
Remind the
@NFL
to get
#ZachThomas
in the
#HoF
this
#tbt
.
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The fact that Miami was able to win convincingly yesterday while (at one point) missing 80% of their starting OL is just amazing.
#ButchBerry4President
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For those who don't recall all the times Stephen Ross did or said stupid shit after buying the
@MiamiDolphins
, I've still got the receipts...
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So, lemme get this straight...
I could sign a 1 year, $10,000,000.00 fully guaranteed contract with the
@MiamiDolphins
and I all I have to do is make 4 catches for 26 yards?
Where do I sign?!
#CatfishFuller
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With
@MiamiDolphins
retaining Josh Boyers as DC, they better be damn sure he wasn't the one responsible for making our high-priced, press-man cover corners play soft, off-man & zone concepts during our 7 game losing streak. That nonsense was inexcusable.
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Former
@MiamiDolphins
RBs Reggie Bush, Mercury Morris & Tony Nathan would like to remind you just 22 more days till Training Camp!
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@ProFootballTalk
You couldn't be further from the truth if you tried... Miami made him the highest paid CB in the league at a time he was coming off an injury, taking a gamble on him, but yet "we created this mess." Take your clickbait elsewhere.
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Hey kids, stay tuned tonight as Mike Tannenbaum leaks the following to TMZ in advance of the draft...
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That feeling when 2 of your 3 division rivals spend first round draft picks trying to compensate for moves your team made a month ago.
#FinsUp
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"To all the Jets, Bills and Patriots fans.....all the things you said to me, yelled at me and threw at me...not gonna lie, I loved it!"
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Here's new
@MiamiDolphins
WR Jaylen Waddle to tell you there's just 17 days till training camp!
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Anyone seen the Bills anywhere??
Maybe do a welfare check. 🤷♂️
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"Wait, you mean we should've made tweaks to the game plan & play calling in anticipation of the predicted poor weather conditions???"
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And now my weekly
#tbt
reminder to the
@ProFootballHOF
that bypassing
@MiamiDolphins
LB
#ZachThomas
for a few years now is a tremendous failure of the selection process.
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Dear
@Tua
,
Sorry you have to deal with the subterfuge driven by a desperate Houston team, compounded by inept Miami leadership.
We still support you & want to see you build on your recent success.
Give us a treat by playing a trick on the Bills. 🎃
Sincerely,
#DolphinsTwitter
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In the context of best uniforms in the league, these
@MiamiDolphins
throwbacks stay undefeated.
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By the way, it's
#tbt
so am gonna keep banging this drum loudly:
Get
#ZachThomas
into the
@ProFootballHOF
already!
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Colts lost Luck
Texans lost Miller
Jags will find a way to lose
Titans will replace Mariotta with Tannehill and somehow win the AFC South, just because I'm a Dolphins fan and fml.
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3️⃣ Take the L and get swept.
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With the
@MiamiDolphins
having a crowded RB room full of lighter guys (Edmonds, Mostert, Gaskin, Ahmed) I wonder if bigger RB Gerrid Doaks may have a better shot competing at FB?
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Hey, look what I found while cleaning up my home office this morning. Anyone you know
@RichmondWebb
?
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***ATTENTION
@NFL
***
Please be aware that Lee County, Florida (Ft Myers, Cape Coral, Sanibel, Captiva, Bonita) is
@MiamiDolphins
territory, NOT
@Buccaneers
affiliated.
Please revise your territories so
@Publix
can have & sell the proper
@budlight
products, cause THIS must go!
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If
@MiamiDolphins
offense continues to stink up the field in the first half versus
@Raiders
, then roll the dice & unleash the
#Gunslinger
Reid Sinnett in Sin City.
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Hey
#DolphinsTwitter
, just 10 more days till
@MiamiDolphins
open training camp, as shown by former QBs Chad Pennington, Don Strock and K Olindo Mare.
#FinsUp
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Don't look now, but there's just 14 more days till
@MiamiDolphins
training camp, as shown by
#Fitz
&
#Juice
.
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Just 15 days left till
@MiamiDolphins
training camp, as shown by WR Davone Bess, WR Albert Wilson and QB Earl Morrall from the
#PerfectSeason
.
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Hey
@MiamiDolphins
twitter manager, please do us a solid by printing this off & dropping a copy in everybody's interoffice mailbox, including Grier's.
#kthxbai
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....omg....
The "....oh jesus...." coming halfway through the play is pure cocaine.
These announcer tears are like the fentanyl to my psyche.
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Don't look now, but others believe in your
@MiamiDolphins
and suggest a possible worst-to-first season in 2020.
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You see kids, wheb you're off playing soldier in the Army in the early 90s,
@MiamiDolphins
news was hard to come by when you're half a world away, so you cherished this arriving in the mail weekly.
#OldManTweets
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@KyleBrandt
@MiamiDolphins
@nflnetwork
Thank you!
It's beyond ridiculous at this point.
Snubbed in the draft, snubbed by HoF committee.
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Hey kids, lemme tell ya about the time
@MiamiDolphins
ushered in the beginning of the end for the
#Cheatriots
....
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