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Bpharm, BBA, IT; freelancing, Health tech, economics, Car enthusiast #Spaceyamagari @manutd .

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@muriaso
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1 month
@RodgersKipembe We have screenshots and saved them in a PDF. Tuko na efidens kwa kalatass, They are dealing with educated jobless youths
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@muriaso
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@maliks_88 Parents are to blame. First, the child is too short so the driver cant see. Second, parents left the kid behind and didnt show responsibility. Thirdly, you should always hold a child's hand on the side away from the road. Lets be responsible parents
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@muriaso
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3 months
None of the mainstream media houses is broadcasting events in Uhuru Park. Intimidation and mediocrity has won
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@MarvinGakunyi Ama mnashuka hiyo gari wote mnangoja ingine. Also we need to educate the masses that kusimama kwa gari ama kufinyana is wrong and there will always be a next available car
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@muriaso
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@evenmaina Shida ya Hawa watu ni kutumia propaganda while we are determined to prove them wrong. I don't know who advises these people
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2 months
@CordialPodcast Is that the killer cop in the 3rd frame?
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@muriaso
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@kafangi @Kimuzi_ The only way is by a Twitter space. Let the president join
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The embattled Kenyan Leader has deployed police officers in Uhuru park to counter a peaceful assembly
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@moneyacademyKE On the other hand, airtel allows you to beep the person you're calling if you have insufficient airtime for like 5 seconds. It's more reliable than the green company's reverse calls. Airtel has really improved
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@amerix I have solar, I grow my own food, I use my ancestral borehole, the only thing remaining is starlink. I want freedom in my life
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@muriaso
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2 months
@moneyacademyKE Everyday I am tempted to force my old man and woman to change their bank. Instead, I am told to open an account with Equity and let me tell you, these people have a fixed mindset. They are easily manipulated and enablers of these dubious crimes
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@muriaso
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@254_icon The power you'll save is negligible. Asubuhi ukiwasha, itatumia alot of power to start and get the fridge to operating temperatures. Let's say your fridge is 100W, at night it may run for 3 hours consuming 300wh, but ukizima, utatumia 200w for like 2 hours inakuwa 400wh.
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@edgarwabwire_ Luwere Raila Odinga, he has lost even before he started the race. Congratulations Mahmoud for clinching the AUC seat
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@evenmaina I stopped listening to that podcast after realizing the guy focuses more on people's personalities instead of the issues
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@Josh001J That's carelessness and ignorance. Life will catch up with her, mtoto umleavyo ndivyo akuavyo
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@kot_parklands1 Please get checked maybe you're the infertile one 😂😂
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@alexmwanzo They can't beleive someone is competing with them 😂
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@muriaso
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@Pharma_Connect It affects bone development of the baby. Doxycycline chelates with calcium ions that are necessary for bone development
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2 months
@Josh001J It's not a specific medication, but injections overall especially intravenous induce vomiting. When that drug enters the bloodstream it triggers the chemoreceptor zone in the brain that controls vomiting. That's why ukiwekwa infusion you'll feel the urge to vomit
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@muriaso
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@amerix If she wants freedom and independence to do what she wants, she is not ready to settle down. A man shall provided to a woman who has settled down. Or do you guys pay school fees when the child is not in school studying?
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@amerix Farming will earn you revenue that is untaxed, farming has made alot of people wealthy. Ask yourself why most rich individuals and politicians are into farming but they discourage you from doing it. Don't be enslaved by the mentality that farming is for poor people
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@MoraraKebasoSnr Morara I totally support you, I am available if called upon to help in this mission
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@muriaso
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3 months
@Bossyator Rhino is the Kifaru rogue police unit operating in CBD huko bus station na afya centre 😂😂😂 the killer cop belongs to that unit too. Over to you #RejectFinanceBill2024
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@C_NyaKundiH If you were listening keenly to the leaders, there has been an assertion that Mlikataa finance bill alafu mmeishi maandamano, the government must make you regret your actions.
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@Josh001J Mnakuwanga so quick kuweka efidens😂
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@RodgersKipembe Have liabilities instead like loans to help build some capital
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@Honeyfarsafi The man lied that university fees will be cheaper and affordable only to slap majority into band five which is quite expensive for most parents, almost paying threefolds the initial fees. He's just a liar
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@C_NyaKundiH Everyone is looking to milk the starved Kenyan, people might decide to get back to rural areas as the city life is becoming unsustainable to many people
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@kahome_steve It was intentional when they dropped financial literacy programs in the curriculum so that they can manipulate and make a killing from these punitive schemes
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2 months
@RodgersKipembe Why are you afraid of mentioning that the investor is the 'tusk-ys' family? All the major projects with questionable deals like expressway, SGR, dams, and other major roads were awarded to CRBC
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@Goddie_Ke We need to have this conversation, some parents got so much hate that they curse instead of blessing. Same case with what happened with Nithi accident
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@evenmaina The competition from Starlink is too much they are crying for help from CAK😂
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@SamGituku We need to have this discussion, the more taxes you pay should translate to better services
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@Josh001J Hao watu hufeel kinda entitled sana, and that's been our main undoing
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@MrRightke That was the main theme of the book. It was all about showing how women can thrive without men in the society
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2 months
@evenmaina Kumbe siri ni kupaka makaa kwa uso alafu unatop up na shades za black na tishoo ya promo, ugly niggas tuko na tips hapa
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@amerix Dandelion plant from class Asteraceae has triterpenoids and phenolic compounds that have antioxidant properties. Preliminary research indicates potential in inhibiting cancer cell growth, particularly due to its antioxidant and anti-inflammatory effects.
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Kikuyu tiktok is wild 😂😂😂 please don't try coz the addiction is on another level
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@Josh001J We have a lot of things to do other than begging a grown up. Also, we have many options out here. Mtu akule kiburi yake sasa
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@moneyacademyKE The problem with our policy making bodies are out of touch with reality, maybe because they have normalized soo much money from graft such that they don't feel the impact of such costs
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@polo_kimani I dispute this one😂 when she is sexually aroused, she will secrete this clear to white discharge and it will thicken depending on level of arousement. Hii ndio ya creamers. Amerix confuses it with yeast infection where the discharge is white and more viscous.
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@evenmaina People are tired with safaricom after switching off the internet on 25th, personally am fed up with them together with their president
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2 months
Now that the government is returning linda mama program, what's your excuse for not getting a child?
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Ati ulifanya 3 sciences ndio nini ifanyike😂😂😂
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@edgarwabwire_ These Ruto's advisers and strategists will show us things. Morara is presenting evidence on the current situation of the projects. The govt should be working to get the projects going so that they can counter him
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@amerix This is where most people fail in job interviews. Remember that your employer is not your friend and he is not there to solve your problems, instead you're there to solve his. I recommend showing up dressed to kill with some slight opulence and avoid being seen desperate
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@RobertAlai I see you have borrowed the entitlement from UDA, We are the voters and we will decide. Baba and Ruto can go drying
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@evenmaina They are attempting to obstruct our donations and hinder our activities like Hanifa's Mchanga. Keep in mind, these actions are being carried out by individuals who claim to be bishops and prophets, leveraging the church for political gain.
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@Son_of_Laikipia Sperms zingine zingededi tu during oogenesis😏
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@moneyacademyKE Avoid those free vaccines, you'll thank me later.
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@edgarwabwire_ I hope mwabili and morara never get compromised
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@moneyacademyKE The system places them intentionally so that they can manipulate or blackmail them to approve those payments, or they risk being exposed and losing their jobs. It's hard to manipulate competent and qualified personnel
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Kama unaishi kwa Mzazi, Ata usikuwe na haraka ya kutoka juu hapa nje si kurahisi
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@iam__wambui Name : S. Wambui Age : 25 Tribe : Kikuyu R-Status : Single Height : 5'10 Weight : 68kg Body count : can't recall Tattoo : none Drugs : Beer/muratina You?
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@Am_kilelu 😂😂😂 Acid itamaliza meno yako bro
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@Goddie_Ke When they are defeated, they result to using the tribal card and we are not buying it
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@ntvkenya They are forcing these policies down to us because Kenyans have rejected them, next they will say you won't receive govt services if you're not registered
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@Thamwerii Lesson 101. Never board a matatu without a sacco. 102. Board matatus yenye iko na watu and make sure the people look unsuspicious
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@moneyacademyKE No way Mobius was closed that indefinitely and now an 'investor' has bought all the shares even before the dust had settled. I want to know that investor and their relationship with a suspected backdoor dealer very fast
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@evenmaina Ata kama ni art lazima kuwe na limits. Imagine what their children are seeing from their fathers? Men lead by example to earn respect
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Finally amekuwashia simu, Amekwambia nini ilifanyika akaenda mteja? 😂
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High school nilikuwa napata nyama pieces tatu ama nne alafu kutoka nyama ikapanda bei hata iyo three pieces haipatikani😂😂 Hii uchumi iko in the pits
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@RodgersKipembe It was about testing his popularity and acceptance kwa ground. Now that he has found villagers are okay he thinks he can reintroduce it. Let's wait and see
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@evenmaina Wacha atafute projects tangible za kulaunch, hii upuzi aachie chiefs
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@amerix I remember in a certain space we were talking about this topic exactly, I insisted that men should love and men should not expect to be loved. I was hit by 'love should be a two way thing' from other speakers. Guess who is vindicated today... Keep up master Amerix
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Kuna msee anadai nikafunze madem chemistry na maths na venye wameiva, yaani mmeamua nikakule maharagwe kamiti🥲 frauds
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@C_NyaKundiH Ruto has been launching projects that Uhuru launched😂😂😂😂 Wueh, kaunda uongo man caught red handed
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@edgarwabwire_ But they have money for printing new currencies, what happened to our priorities as a country? What happens to our taxes, the grants and the many loans the government takes?
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@C_NyaKundiH Moses Kuria was never sacked. The reshuffle was meant to hoodwink us
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Guys, Kwani how much do you hate Ruto on a scale of 0 - 100?
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Ukienda choo umalize shughuli alafu upate tissue imeisha, what do you do? Asking for a friend stranded in the toilet😂😂
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@gloria_orwoba Always crying foul and playing victim but when it comes to accountability and responsibility you draw the line
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@iam__wambui Tulisema mambo ya wanawake hatuchanganyi na mpira
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Students arent getting HEF loans due to IDs delay. If the government does not sort out the ID issue in time before comrades resume session, we might witness the mother of all demonstrations. Just imagine MKU, JKUAT, KU, UON, TUK and other institutions at once with all that Ruto
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Dating a doctor is very hard, instead of seeing love in your eyes, he will see symptoms 😂😂😂
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@moneyacademyKE This is extortion now
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@Son_of_Laikipia Mzee you are a professional bully😂😂😂 Keep injecting before Kaunda man comes to launch your tweets too
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@moneyacademyKE This is happening before Murkomen joins the ministry entirely, not to sound pessimistic but I can foresee worse misappropriations in the docket in the near future
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@evenmaina I thought Africa was the only one with dictatorial leadership. This is enough reason for Brazil to get into the streets and demand for freedom of speech.
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@gidikariuki One day the public will turn against police and it will be chaotic. I see that day soon
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Huyu ananicall sai kuniambia venye chali yake anaflirt huku nje, si tulisema simu ya mwenzako ni sumu? Unachokitafuta utakipata
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Huyu alikuja sleepover akaangusha coins kwa kitanda, nimeshangaa mbona kulikuwa na cold spots kwa kitanda usiku. Madem mtafute pesa muachange notes sasa
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@Goddie_Ke This is a viable ticket that I would go for
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@amerix The p in parliament is silent, it's a liar-ment. Let's dissolve this ailment in parliament
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Baridi iko nyeri ni kali sana hadi nimemiss my baddies from Juja🥲 ama mnipee recipe ya kuchoma mahindi
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My greatest fear as a potential husband and dad is a broken family. I wouldn't want to subject my kids to a dysfunctional family as it would affect them mentally and psychologically in their growth. That's why I am keen on who I date and I will push for things to work out.
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@Goddie_Ke These people live in delulu, they haven't made peace with the fact that we are tired with them and the protests were organic
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Konshens when he receives news that Vybz Kartel is a free man
Tweet media one
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@Honeyfarsafi Whatever you have done with that money is commensurate and the people discrediting you cannot even handle their budgets and expenditures for their households. You did an amazing job, receive my flowers
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Hakuna watu huwa na disrespect kama wale wenye huingia mat kama imejaa then unakalia sambusa ama unasimama. Hao ndio mostly hudinyiwa juu ya kutojiheshimu😂😂
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@moneyacademyKE It's time we revisited our policies coz they are hurting more start ups and many are closing down
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@C_NyaKundiH Middle class thought they were immune to these issue and stayed away from the streets. Look who's crying now
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@DonaldBKipkorir It's only a matter of time before that Governor starts seeing dust, now that he has lost favor from the president and opposition chief. Luwere sakaja
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If you have seen that blue truck in KNH, then you have a reason to give thanks to God for life
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