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Abbe teri mummy ka skill issue
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Not a real book reader
pov : you're reading a book and you must feel every thing the writer wants you to feel
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To all the Andrew Tate supporters,
Know what you endorse 🧵
Through his own words -
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JUST SAW A KISS HAPPENING IN A FUCKING CLASSROOM JISME MAIN BHI HOON ???
LIKE HELLO ??
CANT YOU SEE ME ??
WHERE'S THE SHAME ??
WHERE'S THE COURTESY ??
INVITE ME TOO
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The world is full of lonely people afraid to make the first move.
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I am not even studying and still managing not to have fun
I truly am a genius
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I am so scared of, losing someone I love to death. I think if I see it coming I'd seriously kms only so I don't have to deal with the aftermath of it.
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I feel so sorry for you girl, I hope one day your relationship with your parents develops into a healthy one and till then maybe spend a little less time on incognito
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So this got me curious and....
Literally 'all' are girls btw
Most haven't replied
Deservingly disreputable
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@rizz_ridzz
@Koojoonh
@laxonlifans
Tu thodi chutiya hai kya ?
A MINOR OBVIOUSLY SHOULD LEAK THE CHATS IF SUBJECTED YO NUDES BY SOME CREEP BC WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING
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Doing bachelors away from home, I'll miss out on most part of 4 years of grandpa's advancing years if not more, Aryan-yuvi (cousins) won't be below my waist height anymore very soon and it won't feel gradual, I'll likely miss out on Aditya's first relationship and breakup 🏠❣️
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2 years ago lmao
Manifesting this rn,
In a couple of years
when my parents will be well introduced to her
And she would be there present at my family function
Her first one with in-laws
While I stand murmuring around with my cousins
And they ask me enquiring about her
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Nitin Gadkari is the only BJP candidate whose win will never hurt
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😭ye counsellor mere papa ko bola college admission ek jung hai
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Females teaching or even talking about STEM subjects on youtube should come under the comedy category to be precise vines
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In this weather, they should give grace marks for the exam centre not being air conditioned
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Bad days are when I feel like killing myself
Good day would be when I'd actually do it
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in 1983, Naseeruddin Shah starred in Masoom (Shekhar Kapur), Jaane bhi do yaaro (Kundan Shah), Mandi (Shyam Benegal), Ardh Satya (Govind Nihalani) & Katha (Sai Paranjpye)
Never before, never again will anyone have this iconic of an year
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I think the moon does actually follow us till the age we wonder about it, after which it just revolves around the earth.
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I am whatever the opposite of people-pleaser is
I need people to please me perpetually for their own tranquility
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If you're 16 and suicidal, do it ain't no worth it after that
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So many people who want to kill themselves drink coffee instead
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25 mins ago I was rude to my mom, and in last 25 mins I tripped from stairs, banged my head on the balcony railings, broke the screen of my phone and splitted my earphones into two.
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Imagine finding someone's voice notes tolerable at 1x, didn't think I was capable of this but apparently
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All of that ?? only to never see each other again, for remaining of our lives ??
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Purani aadat hai bhai kaam ho jaane par apne pariwar ko abandon karne ki
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SO FUCKIN POETIC
Rohit Sharma scores a century and makes sure MI loses by exactly the amount of runs Hardik Pandya conceded in last over to THALA
all hail Jay Shah
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Bhai Delhi ke londe bc kya hi chutiya, we were making region based stereotyping jokes, this guy said
"Yes we do stare and ogle at girls but but I didn't do any of it with my gf of 4 years I didn't even touch her" 😭😭
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Mom didn't raise a quitter. She raised a non-starter, who's so scared to fail (cause how can he fail he never has) so he never tries and gets himself a pitiful excuse with regrets of only if...
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Belittling someone's sense of achievement is one of the worst things you can do btw
Finally purchased an iPhone with my INTERNSHIP money... Dreams come true for Middle-class boys 🤩✌🏻
@Apple
🙂
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missing when the biggest dilemma of choice of my life was to choose between kinder joy and gems ball, kj was and is miles ahead in terms of taste but an useless 'ball' was a hard no too. unlike when choosing career, college, partner etc there was no bad choice as such with this:/
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Mum just said, "you don't become an atheist just by saying'' tf 😭😭
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SRK, RCB, Akhilesh, INC, Lord Bobby sabka ho gya
ek comeback mera bhi kra do Godji 🙏🧿
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My fictional son's to be wife's sister in law is kindaa 💓💕🦋🦋🌹🧎♂️
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so many morons on insta act like Rockstar is the first and only movie they've ever seen, tired of them man
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@pri_study
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FIRST STATEMENT
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY YOUR POLITICAL OPINION PUBLICALLY MAN POLITICS CONCERNS EVERYONE ALL THE TIME ITS NOT WHAT LIP GLOSS OR SHAVING KIT DO YOU USE IT DICTATES OUR LIFE
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This video can show up on my tl 10 times a day, everyday and I'll never not watch it fully
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if i slit my wrist rn there might be blood on my laptop screen with pinterest open and few couples would have blood on their hands both metaphorically and photographically
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20 days clean from self-harm (i.e haven't stalked her)
we are so back
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Yuvi (my 6yo cousin) is sleeping on my laps rn and my will to live is back n running
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Some exams are there to boost your career growth, whereas some are just as 3 hr digital detox and lowkey mini vipassana
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-About females
“I think the women belong to the man.”
“Females are the ultimate status symbol."
“I go out and fuck and I come back to her and I don’t care about her and I only love my girl. That’s not cheating, that’s exercise.”
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Exams are like everyone else's hard-work, studies vs my dumb luck
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Sometimes I just feel like saying "Shaadi karlo mujhse" to her
Even though we both are not eligible for marriage by age
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I badly wanna be friends with the marginalized
Transgenders, prostitutes, people of varied sexualities, Dalits, estranged tribes, mentally challenged, vertically challenged, fatally ill
I want at least a glimpse of the worlds I can never be in
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Growing up taught me, Sleeping can also be a way to avoid living
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vaise toh,
I hate taking pictures, but when it comes to you, I want to be your personal lifetime photographer
to capture all those random stills of you-
giggling at my jokes, spinning your pen, tucking ur hairs behind your ear (the one with tiny piercing)
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The way Rahul's looking at Akhilesh >>>🥰🌈
Akhilesh Yadav always displays that respect for Priyanka Gandhi as leader 🔥
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August slipped away into a moment in time
'Cause it was never mine
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Shit happens
Yes ik
But atp in my life
'Only' Shit happens
And that's
Shitty af
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Heard her after weeks and I can't go out now until god knows when, cause if I do the government is getting me trapped to dissect me and research my anatomy cause how tf am I flying 😭
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This guy might fail his anatomy exam which was apparently his best suit just cause his ex-situationship sat diagonally the nearest in that exam so he was focused more on her paper than his and missed out on attempting more than half the questions
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You can absolutely not say you loved me after all that lmao 🙏😂😂
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Ik the maths doesn't add up
But, somehow I lose more followers than I get
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cute pretty stranger but letterboxd moot (not anymore) unfollowed me there and changed her pfp to that of one with some guy 💔
we move😔
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Love the initial conversations between two people who might someday love each other
Love the negotiations between fear and desire before every spoken sentence
The awkwardness, the stuttering, the idk where to keep my eyes, one over-stretched exchange on a weirdass topic
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FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
CALM DOWN
CALM DOWN
CALM DOWN
CALM DOWN
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Insane how despite all these instant noodles categories be it Ramen, cup noodles and brands
the og maggi still holds it's ground better than everyone else even it's own sister editions as oat maggi, aata maggi etc
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it'd be so funny if dad goes through my transactions and asks, what's that 3k for ?
''ahh that was for cigarettes after sex''
Cigarettes After Sex (CAS) are coming back to India! 🇮🇳
24-25-28 January 2025
Tickets out on
@bookmyshow
on 19th July, 12pm.
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B'day month doesn't exist anymore
As a kid,I would wake up on the first of the month and think n proclaim, 'It's my month' with playful reminders from my family.
Years passed, in preteens now, the cringe era of '30 days for birthday' on friends' insta stories, that faded away too
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I think all women should be slaves till they individually prove themselves to be at par with men and then get all the freedom they whine for
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I deserve better friends bhai, bachpan se aise chutiye paal rakhe hai 😭
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The most vile thing a filmmaker has done in the 21st century is having attempted to vilify Faiz Ahmed Faiz's monumental Nazm "Hum dekhenge"
This Independence day, LONG LIVE DISSENT
Faiz's "Hum Dekhenge" at Arts Faculty, University of Delhi tonight. Red Salute to the student unity against sexual harrasment.
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If you abruptly leave twitter and none of your oomfs makes a documentary searching you, what's even the point
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No more a Shivam Dube apologist, I resign
Get Yashashvi in, and let the goat bat at 3 🙏
and it's not even the scores or sr but an utter absence of intent and most ridiculous ways of throwing the wicket
not in states anymore so pitch is no excuse
he has been a bungler in all 6
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In 2016 so was the case with me,I crode for 72 hours straight all I could think was my rank and in that intoxication I dialed it in my phone app and called, a girl picked up and 8 years later we're getting married this sunday
So never lose hope, jo hota hai ache ke liye hota hai
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All the tweets I remember of her's are like Bangalore guys dating mid girls, dating a Millennial or muslim guy dating this-that
Girl stop blaming no one choosing you, on other's preferences
Jealous petty chudail band kar do nazar lagana
Bhai every Muslim guy is dating a Hindu girl, yaar tumlog ke religion me itni sundar ladkiyan h why don’t you date them instead
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Spotify knows me better than some of my so called closest people
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Dad's organising some bhandara on sunday after the Bhagwat katha samaroh, so he called someone to invite, and that fucker's first reply was wow Swastik ke result ka kya ?
Tmkc bhadwe tujhe vote diya maine aur tu, saale doob mar, mp ka toh haare hi, kabhi ward member bhi na bane
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Rewatching episodes of a sit-com you once were insanely addicted to is such a trip to nostalgia, for now it also takes you to the phase of life you were in- while you first watched that episode
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Ye saare neet wale itne normal kyun lag rhe, kisika bura nhi gya kya
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shit, just got reminded that I watched Soty in theaters, on computer (dvd), on mobile (torrent) and on TV all in it's release year
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