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Dad. Engineer. Please forward all inquiries, suggestions and/or complaints to my lawyer, Holden D. Snutz

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@RCampbellmc58 @3YearLetterman Coach isn’t a right winger… he doesn’t even play hockey. He’s a championship winning football coaching legend with a fully paid-off waterbed. It’s not too late to delete this.

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@NoContextHumans Still can’t figure out what happened here…

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@jimmykimmel For the same reason you’re on TV despite nobody watching

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@devindoob Prolly coulda left the undies on had the same effect

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@barstoolsports And….. rule change

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@okimstillhungry Still would

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@WomenPostingLs Can someone post the links that we need to avoid so that we don’t accidentally access her photos

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@FlowsAndolini 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 might mix in a complete rotator cuff reconstruction

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@G4B4G00L Dude’s absolutely ballin

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@WomenPostingLs That needs to go on the dude W column

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@DailyLoud It’s illegal if the teacher looks like that

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@DailyLoud He’s gonna get four years… in the White House

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@MitchSchwartz71 Hey man most of us appreciate your level-headed analysis… the loud ones are toxic

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@Alphafox78 Dude totally ditched his kids

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@3YearLetterman The good news is this behavior prevents her from every becoming a Notary Public

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@InternetH0F 20 in 1967 = being drafted to go to Nam

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 “Let’s design a building where the AC units are only accessible from the outside of our very tall building” -Human Resources

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@TheJoeySwoll This spot technique works just fine btw… when your squat weight is his curl weight.

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@alec_lewis It was impressive

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@BBGreatMoments What an EPIC MELTDOWN by the baby in the pink

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@_MLFootball @MailOnline @KingOfPhinland @B_Shousejr @houtz @DolphinsTalkTom @thefinstailgate @ArrowheadLive @lexiosborne @bturner23 @ChiefsFocus @LetsChatChiefs 2044 draft class gonna be lit

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@alex_abads This is me when my family leaves for 30 minutes and I haven’t rubbed one out for 3 days

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@unusual_whales …….morally wrong?

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@NFL_DovKleiman Trying to figure out how this isn’t an argument FOR round earth theory

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@NFL_Memes He got paid, shook up the entire market. He can have his cake

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@unusual_whales We need a government that doesn’t “determine retirement age”

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@SharpFootball As a chiefs fan… it looked like the most team friendly deal on day 1

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@fesshole Amber…. Is that you??

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@PatrickMahomes @NHL @tmobilecenter We don’t deserve Patrick Mahomes

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@HarvardChanSPH Junk science from a junk institution

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@Rainmaker1973 Maybe it’s so hard to cook because he’s using two sticks to cook it with

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@RexChapman This is the… 17th time Twitter has died? I’ve lost count

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@FootbaIIism I see your bad call and raise you…

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Welcome to the NFL, where the Chris Jones tackle in the top video was called for Roughing the Passer, and the bottom wasn't…

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@incognitoStunna Godspeed, sir

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@FanDuel Drew Brees

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@FightMate Can someone explain to me what happened here and assume that I don’t LARP?

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@brittanylynne8 Anybody who is a parent doesn’t mind. They’re just glad it’s not them

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@omorogiec @FightMate That’s the focus only meth can give you

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@_MLFootball @PatrickMahomes @netflix @lexiosborne @ArrowheadLive @MahomeSZN @BrittanyLynne @tootgail @kcchiefsmmz @ReidOptionKC @chiefshive @chiefs_outsider Escaping the friend zone is far more impressive than winning super bowls or MVPs. Wow.

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@rawsalerts The body type being not remotely representative of a sample of the American (conservative) population…

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@DefiantLs That about sums it up!

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@SharpFootball QB controversy in Jaxxy???

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@RGIII The best Denzel movie is whatever Denzel movie I happen to be watching at the time

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@RobberyFaiI I wonder what he was trying to steal through the window of someone’s car

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@PatMcAfeeShow McAfee’s flu game is in the books

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@EnronChairman How can the plane even take off with that kind of overloaded cargo

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@LBR_TY @reddit_lies Sounds like David was the right choice

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@RiggsBarstool Doesn’t count if you can’t remember drinking them

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@cdotharrison Acting like he doesn’t have a chiefs ring!!

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@JoeyMannarinoUS If you guys don’t like the prices and the fees — especially when it’s discretionary — then don’t buy it. One way or the other that’s the only solution to inflation

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@Locati0ns Twitter about to get a lesson in non-Euclidean geometry 🤣🤣

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