Michael ☦️🇬🇪🇺🇸
@msl_2002
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Orthodox Catholic Christian Under Archbishop Michael • Married • მიხაელი • Qartvelian • სამშობლო • Double Amputee • 3’11” • 141 IQ • Former: @NYFCRs
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There’s this ridiculous idea among some Orthodox that Communism is compatible with Orthodoxy. Or that Marxism is an overall good political movement. So, let’s talk about some Orthodox Christians from the 20th century.
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They’re literally so sweet and genuine 😭 nobody tell them PLEASE 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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No. There is no unity between Islam and Christianity.
Islam will always be just as anti-Christian as Judaism.
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Hi everyone, as some of you may know I was in a fatal car accident that took the lives of my little brother and best friend
Along with that I had to have my legs amputated and have deep burns on my back. I’ve been in the hospital 6 months but the doctors say I could be out soon
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Orthodox Christians: *fast and prostrate*
Mohammadeans: YALLAH YOU ARE COPING ISLAM?? THIS IS ISLAM!!
We have churches older than your entire religion, pipe down pipsqueak.
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My body is broken.
My legs are gone, my backside is burnt to a crisp and gaping gashes line both sides of it, my right tricep and side have been cut off, the skin of my arms are peeled off revealing the flesh underneath.
This is gonna take long to heal 😰
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@DF_UniatePapist
They think our jokes about Shinzo Abe protecting Trump are real. And that his spirit spoke to Trump and saved him.
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The Church allows alcohol, but doesn’t allow weed. That is why weed is worse than alcohol.
Also weed is gay.
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Two things:
1. Mar Mari Emmanuel is a heretic and a self appointed “priest.” His charismatic homilies are akin to mega-church pastors with a surface level coat of “traditional” paint.
2. The barbarian who stabbed him and his violent satanic Muslim faith are infinitely worse.
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Please pray for the souls of my brother Demetre and my friend Boburmirzo. God bless you all and I’ll be back on Twitter soon, don’t think I disappeared 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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No. We don’t.
☦️🙏🏿
We need to come together and reverse Georgia’s decision to ban LGBTQ+ people 🏳️🌈
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There’s a damaging idea among some Orthodox that Nazism is compatible with Orthodoxy. Or that the Nazis were an overall good political movement. So, let’s talk about some Orthodox Christians of WW2. 🧵 (1/20)
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I was just discriminated against for being Orthodox Christian. I was called Putin’s puppet and had my faith simplified to a ‘Russian religion’. First time that’s ever happened irl and it’s only gonna get worse from here for us.
But it’s good to be hated by the world.
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They just destroyed third oldest Church in the world. For real this time. Lord have mercy.
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Please pray for me, these trials the Lord has set before me are almost too much to bear.
Please pray that I may walk again and forgive myself for what I’ve done to my younger brother and my best friend.
Lord have mercy.
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First countries to convert to Orthodoxy:
1. Armenia 🇦🇲 - 301 AD
2. Georgia 🇬🇪 - 326 AD
3. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 - 330 AD
4. Rome ☦️ - 380 AD
5. Ireland 🇮🇪 - 432 AD
6. France 🇫🇷 - 496 AD
7. Spain 🇪🇸 - 587 AD
8. England 🏴 - 597 AD
9. Denmark 🇩🇰 - 965 AD
10. Poland 🇵🇱 - 966 AD
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@Yourboss2056791
It doesn’t. It would do you well to offer your Orthodox brethren a scrap of charitably. It would also behoove you to read Genesis. Lastly, watch your tongue, and make sure the words leaving your mouth or fingers are befitting of an Orthodox Christian.
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In my little brother’s room now. Feels empty without him. Rest in peace buddy. 😔
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It was great to spend some time with Archbishop Michael again!
God bless his Eminence for visiting me so many times while I’ve been in the hospital! 🙏🏻☦️
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No, gay marriage is not good, and being gay is an abomination, an affront to God.
No, gay people aren’t automatically condemned to Hell. It’s not some sort of ‘super-sin’ that you can’t recover from.
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You guys ever notice how kind St. Seraphim’s eyes were? Like the most gentle, friendly, loving, saintly eyes.
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This is literally true. But since it’s Pope Francis saying it I’m sure a lot of bs is gonna be spun.
God only creates good, and He created us, therefore we are fundamentally good. Simple.
"We are all fundamentally good. Yes, there are some rogues and sinners, but the heart itself is good," says Pope Francis.
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13 year olds: “I’m aromantic and asexual.”
My brother in Christ, you’re in 5th grade, I hope you’re aromantic and asexual! Go play club penguin!!!
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The core of Orthodoxy is that the Church is the Truth.
The core of Roman Catholicism is that the Church can invent the Truth.
Fun fact.
Capybaras are eaten during Lent in Venezuela because they are considered “fish” by the Vatican.
Sometime between the XVI and XVIII centuries, Venezuelan clergymen wrote to the Vatican with a special request. They had discovered an animal that lived in water, had
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The wolf dressed as a sheep. How much more obvious could you get???
THESE ARE BAPTISTS IN GEORGIA
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>VP speaks on Orthodox Christian persecution in Ukraine.
>Orthodox Archbishop leads RNC prayer.
>Orthodoxy exponentially increasing among the American population.
America will be Holy.
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If you’re a Christian and you’re celebrating someone’s death, you’ve completely lost the plot.
Get a grip.
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I don’t think there is any political party in the US that completely supports Orthodox worldviews, and there probably will never be.
But you’ll never see something even remotely close to this post from Kamala’s admin.
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Dear fellow Orthodox.
Confession is literally a counseling session. You should be there for as long as you need, but keep the rest of us in mind if it’s during services.
Sincerely,
Michael.
Dear fellow Catholics.
Confession isn’t a counseling session. You shouldn’t be in there longer than a few minutes.
Sincerely,
Everyone else waiting in line.
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“Porn is a healthy expression of sexuality” you are literally like a terrorist to me
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Do the “your saints are dead” crowd think people don’t go to Heaven or Hell when they die?
Like genuinely, theologically do they think we only go to Heaven or Hell at some later date?
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I’ve always been Orthodox since my birth, and I like to make fun of Catholics.
But seeing Prots make fun of them pisses me off.
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Icons are not graven images.
Icons are not idol worship.
Statues are not graven images.
Statues are not idol worship.
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The Protestant idea that it was IMPOSSIBLE for Mary and Joseph to have never had sex as a married couple REALLY goes out the window when you consider Mary was 13 and Joseph was 80…
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I’ve gotten confirmation that my prosthetic implants are now being made.
I’m getting closer to the day where I can stand again.
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“Hi Father, I sodomized this man next to me all night yesterday, and I plan on doing it tonight too. Could you bless us?”
“Sure!”
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This type of shit is why the West thinks Christianity is a death cult.
This isn’t necessary.
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I know I try to keep it light on here. But I really need you guys to pray for me. It’s really fucking hard. I don’t know how much more I can take.
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I’m genuinely so sick of this St. Mary slander. Why do Protestants despise her so much? Genuinely asking.
They’ll treat her worse than their own mothers that’s for sure. She is the most pure mother of God.
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I’m thinking about the time my little brother went into the woods for a day to pray in solitude.
I know he’s praying for all of us now
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My girlfriend’s best friend is an artist and drew this for us a year ago. I still think it’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen.
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It’s been a year now, it’s never gotten easier. I know it never will be.
Rest in peace, little brother.
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Im getting married on the 10th. I’ll be off of Twitter for a while. I’ll still be in DMs though.
Love you guys 🙏🏿☦️❤️
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Many atheists claim that Christians believe because we are not brave enough to recognize we are alone in this world. And that the idea of God brings us cowardly comfort.
While His existence is comforting in a way, and true. In reality, Christianity calls us to suffer.
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Boy we’re having some stinkers this Christmas season huh?
Innocent babies going to Hell
Hatred of race mixing
Hatred of other races in general
Clearly all things Christ taught. Anyone else want to foolishly plaster more garbage on my timeline?
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@30GotNext
Everybody talking about the government… this fight was over Buck killing Tony’s parents lmao, not the Accords. Tony was in the right 100%
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What sins do Protestants even think the Holy Virgin Mary committed? Did she steal? Did she lie? Did she beat child Christ?
The only sin I ever hear them talk about is her having sex which is quite a strange thing to focus on…
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I dislike Judaism very strongly. And I’m a “noticer” or whatever gay garbage you wanna call it.
But man, I’m so sick and tired of every other post being about Jews or Nazis. Can y’all talk about ANYTHING else, genuinely.
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Me when I go outside after 2 years of being bedridden and terminally online
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Please pray for me guys, I’m headed into surgery tomorrow afternoon. Should be the second to last one I need if nothing else goes awry.
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My wheelchair broke not even 20 paces from the church today. Nobody had the tools on hand to fix it. And yet, just outside of the church doors, on the ground, one of the parishioners found a rusty hex wrench, exactly the size needed to affix the wheel.
Glory to God
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Most Roman Catholic teachings are just distortions and destructions of Orthodox doctrine that has already been taught for millennia now.
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Yep, that’s why they’re taking it seriously 😂 may they come to Christ 🙏🏿
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Just started reading the Bible, did you guys know it’s actually really good?
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Edits to icons of Christ, the Theotokos, or the saints similar to these two are everywhere these days on TikTok + Instagram.
It’s not right. It’s irreverent, blasphemous and there’s no reason to purposefully make Christ and His Mother appear scary like this.
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Wait a minute, you’re telling me the random solar eclipse wasn’t the rapture????
Did tiktok Christianity LIE TO ME???
No….
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>Has ☦️ or 🇻🇦 or ✝️ in username/bio
> Espouses the most vile, anti-Christian, evil things known to man.
Many, many, many, cases.
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Every bad western stereotype about psychotic Christians has stemmed from Protestant behaviors.
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And it continues
I'm not anti-Catholic or anti-Orthodox. I'm just anti-anti-Protestant and some groups are very anti-Protestant online
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These 3 King Saints of Georgia are placed next to each other in my Church:
St. King Vakhtang Gorgasali
St. King David Aghmashenebeli
St. King Demetre Tavdadebuli
Let’s talk about them. 🧵 (1/)
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Israel is not the Israel of the Bible
Israel is not the Israel of the Bible
Israel is not the Israel of the Bible
Israel is not the Israel of the Bible
Israel is not the Israel of the Bible
Israel is not the Israel of the Bible
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The replies here are full of people reveling in the fact that this mentally disabled man was repeatedly beaten by this gang of people.
I completely understand the sadistic catharsis of seeing a pedophile get hurt, but it’s an evil emotion.
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@DramaAlert
Everyone who’s ok with this and cracking jokes is retarded. You dickheads are the reason men’s mental health isn’t taken seriously, you’ll cry about that tho. But don’t care when a guy gets raped, cause she’s hot. Ok
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I’ll say it:
it’s better for everyone if Orthobros and Tradcaths get along. The constant endless bickering is tiring and lame.
And pointless btw.
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6 days before Demetre reposed in the Lord we visited Jordanville. For some reason he was drawn to the graveyard. He stood there, falling behind the group, and looked at it for about 10 minutes. He took this photo as well.
Rest in peace little brother
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Hello stupid
☦️ Christian population (% of their total population):
🇻🇦 Vatican City: 100%
🇷🇴 Romania: 98%
🇦🇲 Armenia: 97.9%
🇵🇪 Peru: 94.5%
🇵🇱 Poland: 94.3%
🇬🇷 Greece: 93%
🇨🇴 Colombia: 92%
🇲🇩 Moldova: 91.8%
🇷🇸 Serbia: 91%
🇧🇷 Brazil: 90%
🇲🇽 Mexico: 88.9%
🇻🇪 Venezuela: 88%
🇭🇷 Croatia: 87.4%
🇿🇦
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A rabbi, a lawyer and the owner of Pornhub walk into a bar.
It’s just one guy.
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Me on foreign policy, me on economic issues, and me on social issues
Me on foreign policy, me on economic issues, and me on social issues
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TLDR: it’s not
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Well, I’m going into the operating room in 5 minutes. Wish me luck!
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Before we start, and it’s annoying I have to mention this. But I obviously don’t support the Jewish faith, Zionism, or anything connected to the Synagogue of Satan or Anti-Christ. That being said, please read through this if you disagree with my opinion. (2/20)
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