Museveni just said “There is a church near my home in Nakasero. They are always shouting as if God is deaf” and I haven’t laughed so hard in a while😂😂😂
I just had an epiphany.
Bambi was a deer.
As Ugandans, when we say “Oh Bambi!” it directly translates to “Oh dear!”
However, the movie was released in 1942, but when did we start using the word?👀
Jyona and badblack convo
BadBlack: Bagambe oli mixed blood. Taata wo mu Portugal, Mama wo muganda
Jyona: yii naye Wobela oli muganda, how come you are white?
Badblack: Neyelusa, I bleached my skin.
This is the level of honesty I aspire to be on with my kids😂😂
I completely understand now, why people be on drugs 24/7. Sometimes I just want vibes, no little voices in my head, no anxiety, no emotions, just VIBES!😫
I we could stop talking about relationships this, sex that and parenting this. Let everyone carry their cross pls.
Instead, let’s talk about how we can launder money and not get caught, start businesses on loans we will never repay. I need us to think bigger. 😩
Hi friends, I did a thing. I am sharing my writing with the world. Very terrifying and exciting at the same time because this is personal to me, the stories, and the expression in the writing. Please click the link below to visit the website and join me on my journey to healing.
All these videos prove one thing I read in Rollo Tomassi’s book titled “The Rational Male”
Women do not mind sharing a high value man. A man with status, money, looks and influence.
A conversation between my niece and I
Me: Wow you are a big girl now!
Kakwanzi: Nooo I don’t want to be a big girl. I want to be young forever!
Me: Iyii why?
Kakwanzi: When you are a big girl no one cares about you anymore.
I literally had nothing to say for a second
Guys, my sisters and I are starting a podcast. Our first episode drops today 3pm CST. That’s in an hour! Please go follow our Instagram for the links to listen!
ENJOY!❤️
I came back from work and found my dad still awake, (he goes to bed REALLY early)
Me: Eh Nga you’re still up?
Him: Yeah, because I want to look at your mother. She is sooo beautiful!!
😂😂😂 you guys idk about the man that will marry me. Here the bar is set so HIGHER!
Thank you to every single one of you who joined Kai in his fight.
God had different plans, Kai went to rest with the angels. 💔
Please put his parents in your prayers during this difficult time. 🙏🏾
May your beautiful soul rest in peace my love.❤️🙏🏾
Hey everyone!
I would really appreciate if you donated/contributed towards my little nephew’s surgery.
Please, and thank you. 🤍
HOPE FOR KAI-HEART SURGERY.