Kalaki Brian
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Former News Anchor at SEE Tv. Customs Agent. Behaviorist. Director and Loans Manager CapitalMart Finance. Entrepreneur. Ghostwriter. Arsenal addict.
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Thank you for watching PM Edition on
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To our leaders and politicians here is a short story for you..
@KagutaMuseveni
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@HEBobiwine
@norbertmao
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All these videos prove one thing I read in Rollo Tomassi’s book titled “The Rational Male”
Women do not mind sharing a high value man. A man with status, money, looks and influence.
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Someone famous questioned what
@HEBobiwine
's son is doing in SMACK yet he got 12 aggregates. I went to St marys Kitende with 6aggregates like most of my classmates then. A guy called Ebelle got in with 15 aggregates. This guy topped our class from S1 until S4. In the UCE results
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Thread ahead,
The Open secret collusion of MTN Uganda and Airtel Uganda to exploit the Ugandan telecommunications market.
A while back I laughed at the rhetoric of one of the leaders of UCC when she said the telecommunications market is welcoming more service providers. 1/
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Last but not least, I wanna thank me. Thank you for being there for me and not settling for less. Happy birthday.
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Hear me out.
If you dig deep, behind many of these turned down marriage proposals is another man threatening the position of the man proposing. Many men desperately go on to show how serious they are with their girlfriends when they realise......1/9
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I have a big problem with culturally confused people. Why wear a culture attire of a different tribe at a traditional ceremony of a different culture? Don’t you love your own?
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I am a Munyarwanda by tribe. Ugandan by birth. My great grandfather Mzee Mugarura was a warrior general in the former kingdom of Rwanda. In the 1890s, he fought against the German colonialists and his Army was defeated, captured and exiled to Mpororo in Uganda.
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Thread Alert!
The Pearl of Africa Sat-1 launched.
Everything you need to know.
The Ugandan Satellite was developed by Ugandan scientists and funded by the Ugandan government.
The Ugandan scientists were trained by Kyushu institute of technology in Japan under the BIRDS5 project.
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Thank you Singapore,
I humbly return to my Najjera-Kira road dust.
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A bunch of Ugandans badly want to believe a Ugandan made satellite wasn't launched into space.
If you hate the government, don't hate Uganda. The two are different. Celebrate a win for Uganda.
You are too used to bad news that good news makes you uncomfortable.
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On the left is a pic of the 15 year old me with big dreams.
In the middle is the 20yr old me with no direction. Distracted by the party life and not prioritizing important things in life.
On the right is 30year old me today who has learned from the mistakes of his 20s.
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I want to tell Mama Janet Kataha that tebanatuvako. They still wake up at 2am to try to unlock our phones with face ID. They also don’t know it can’t work if we sleep with our eyes closed.
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He beat all of us that had 4,5,6,7 aggregates. Dude got 8 in 8 and one of the best in the country. This is one of the situations in which anyone would become amoral. You would do anything to get your child in a good school if you can because we all know the leverage it brings.
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Good Morning X,
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You read the signs. You saw it coming. You just ignored the reality and acted by the illusion you wanted to believe...9/9
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So Mr
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started a petition to support the EACOP, at the mark 10,000 signatures, twitter disabled it because it's against the imperialist's stand. How do these people have the guts to moralize and talk about democracy if they can't even tolerate an oil opinion???
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What a lie! A market that has had two players ( MTN &AIRTEL) dominate with no room for other players to keep their heads above the waters. It's literally a duopoly under an oligopoly skin. MTN owning 53.9% and Airtel having 45.1%. The remaining 1% is left to UTL and Lycamobile.
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quality services but that would be a huge lie. The internet speed is as fast as January. The rates are too high for such services. In my opinion, the two companies are dominating the market because they figured the right card to play. A game theory strategy. Two prisoners
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There is another man getting her emotional and perhaps physical attention. So they act desperate and all over a sudden want to show they are serious about making it official. Women sense despair and are turned off by it. When you start acting desperate, the new guy in the...2/9
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How you look, how you speak, how you act makes your personal brand. People will not judge you by your unseen inner beauty. They will judge you by your actions, words and outlook. That's the reality.
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@kyamageroandrew
I have not met a happy feminist and I believe its because of two reasons. 1) the term feminisn was hijacked by insecure and traumatized women who would rather alleviate their inner turmoil by scapegoating on men instead of trying to heal.
2) women misunderstand the term feminism.
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@LuckyMbabazi
In high school, I gave my girlfriend a half-used perfume which I got on credit from a friend of mine. I was desperate her birthday was closing yet I had not got a coin to buy her something. Damnn girls made fun of me.
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HE Paul Kagame and Jamaican State Minister Lando Zeneca. I can feel a lot of vibes in this picture. I want to grow my hair like
@terrelonge2016
and enter offices and address people without being judged.
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Make yourself well served with love, trust, happiness, confidence and all the beautiful things in life. Only then will you be able to give. You can not give what you don't have.
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It wouldn't be a problem if the dominance is achieved through healthy competition. However, on a thorough and just check, the competition is far from healthy or fair. Why is it only these two thriving in the market? In the past decade more companies have exited the market than
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It would be justifiable for a Ugandan to say that the institutions like UCC that are supposed to protect Ugandan consumers have connived with MTN and Airtel to exploit Ugandans. If it isn't so, no functional institutions would close their eyes to this open secret a duoplistic
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Consumers in the media market have a choice. If it was an unfair market, all Ugandans would be forced to watch a more invested NBS.
It remains that a fair market in the telecommunications industry is merely a dream for Ugandan consumers, small suppliers, and potential entrants.
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in the picture starts winning. She starts to see him as a better option. You get to see signs that she is withdrawing but your cognitive dissonance convinces you that it's not what you are seeing. So you act more desperate, buy her things, pedestalize her and arrange....3/9
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@SheilahGashumba
I have been to Caffeserie too, got first class service too. The waitress thought am a foreigner perhaps, an Ethiopian or halfcast. I however realised the attention I got was not the same as other blacks there.
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I don't know if your efforts are rewarded or not but personally, I want to thank you
@BaketungaNaome
for your commitment to teach the youth how to position themselves better in the jobs market to increase their chances of getting employed.
You are doing a great job. Blessings.
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It uses USA's launch station.
Uganda does not have a launch station and therefore had to use the International Space Station in USA.
One day Uganda will have it's own space station.
Well done BIRDS5 project, Ugandan scientists (Edgar Mujuni, Derick Tebusweke and Bonny Omara),
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and bend the knee to propose, she is seeing a guy only acting out of despair. She then feels resentment, your weaknesses come to her mind and bang! It's a "NO".
If you catch yourself becoming desperate, your best card is withdrawing and not playing the game.....7/9
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Sometimes I wonder how much mediocrity Ugandans can settle for.. this is just somewhere in the neighborhood in a country whose GDP is less than that of Uganda.
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such a colorful proposal to show her that you are serious hoping that she will be fully emotionally drawn back to you. A bad move. Here is the thing, at that point she is in a more powerful position. She has options and sees you as needy. Needy is a turn off to everyone...4/9
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You are triangulated. There is another guy in the picture and the cards go in his favor for every desperate word you say or thing you do. At this point, Proposing is the last thing you should ever think of.
There is never a turned down proposal that comes by surprise....8/9
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@Mukalazi_Musoke
The cost of switching is much higher than what they incur when they remain using Airtel or MTN. Africel to Airtel or MTN call rates were so exorbitant. MTN or Airtel to Africel call rates were ridiculous. That's how consumers get trapped with only those two options.
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I took this picture on 23rd May 2023 when Arsenal won the English premier league and Manchester United managed to make it to Europa league.
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(MNP) is used. MNP is a system where a consumer can switch from one service provider to another without changing their phone number. You can change from MTN to UTL and not have to worry about changing your number. MNP is a core element for fair competition in telecommunications
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those currently active. The flurry of exits included warid surrendering to Airtel, Africel cutting its losses by closing, Buganda's K2 got absorbed by Airtel, and Vodacom couldn't even make it past three years. You would say MTN and Airtel are held dominant because of their
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@Martin19822018
@ClareDalyMEP
Don't be Shallow. Libyans did not bomb their country. They didn't cause divisions in their leadership. Like she said, u will blame anyone for the troubles you have caused.
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@lubeg_joseph
Not playing the game. Just work on yourself. Work on the things about you that need to be changed and let her decide which road to take.
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easily manipulate the system to their advantage. This does not only limit economic growth but leaves consumers not protected from poor quality services and exorbitant rates. In countries where consumers are prioritized over telecommunications suppliers, Mobile Number Portability
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@kyamageroandrew
They will clap for a woman who pees while standing because they think she is emancipated. Instead of finding their unique strengths they try to compete with men. The "Us vs them" attitude takes them no where.
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could capitalize on to get a bigger market share. Take a look at MTN and Airtel rates for calls, data and SMS bundles, they are literally the same. A consumer has almost no choice. A Lyca mobile or UTL to MTN or Airtel call is more expensive than Airtel to MTN or MTN to Airtel.
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He is the new fresh all solutions provider guy. Your despair and neediness stimulate resentment in her and whatever you do only makes her see your weaknesses and the things she dislikes about you. Her mind is now considering the other guy. So when you bring flowers, a ring... 6/9
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She has already told the other guy about you and your weaknesses plus the reason why she is giving him attention even when she is still with you or the other guy has already read all the signs. So he is using them to his advantage. You are the desperate and needy guy...5/9
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to introduce MNP in Uganda, it became the only hope for the many small players we had in the market. Many years later nothing has been done. Almost all of them left. We are only left with Lyca mobile and UTL struggling to see a possibility of ever breaking even.
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market. New players stand a high chance to compete fairly and grow against dominant players. In fact countries like Nigeria, South Africa or Ghana that use MNP, have internet speed 315% faster than that of Uganda and at much cheaper rates. Back in 2013 when UCC promised
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opting to cooperate. In the prisoner's dilemma, the prisoners A and B in different rooms were offered a deal. If A remained silent and B testified against him, A would serve 3years and B would go free. The reverse would also be true. If they both testified against each other,
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Ugandan who has to meet bills to both MTN and Airtel. If the market was fair, a Ugandan would have only one sim card since data and call rates to other networks would be affordable. The telecommunications market needs to be regulated. B
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Tonight I will put on my tie and suit jacket to tell you stories. One of them being Iranian troops in Russia to help Russian soldiers. Don't miss your comprehensive news bulletin PM Edition on
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Other players are reduced to only cheap data service providers. Yes the market is an Oligopoly but one with imperfections that reduce it to a duopoly of MTN and Airtel. It is an open secret that there's collusion between MTN and Airtel to unfairly outcompete other players.
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Best example of a fair market with healthy competition is that of the Ugandan mainstrean media industry. A Bukedde TV is able to compete in the market for the audience it appeals to against NTV or NBS stations that invest in much better studios and technology.
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Death has robbed us of a brother. It's a sad day for the St Mary's Kitende community. The jolly and vibrant
@GW_of_UG
was knocked down to death by a hit and run driver while taking a walk in kiryat, Israel where he had gone for further studies.
Death is a thief. I look at our...
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Collusion is when two players in the market share a strategy to dominate the market. Unfortunately, I ask6 a couple of lawyers who admitted there isn't any law that bars such harmful anti-competitive practices in Uganda. How is the economy going to thrive when players can
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one year. It is the card MTN and Airtel chose to play. To share the spoils to sustain them in the market while making optimal profits and be able to cut out other players. Going heads on to fairly compete with each other would set them in price wars which other players
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I am officially coming out of the closet. I am trans-side. I identify my left side as my right side. If the traffic police finds me driving on the left instead of right, it should respect my right and not arrest me. Other drivers should also give me way. It's my right.
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it was launched into the lower earth orbit.
Here is what Ugandans should expect from Pearl of Africa Sat-1.
= To enable modern weather forecasting in Uganda
= To help environmentalists and scientists track environmental degradation
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If you are an activist for the climate, LGBTQ, democracy, human rights, Clean energy etc you must have the due courtesy to understand that people have different priorities. Whether what you are advocating is right or not, it may not be a priority in another's life. 1/2
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Accept both compliments and criticism. It takes both the sun and rain for a flower to grow.
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@SamsonKasumba
@SolomonSerwanjj
@Parliament_Ug
What is expected from a man who can not run a business? It is basic macroeconomics in times of financial crisis. Fiscal policy. Where there is an increase in inflation, govt has to cut it's spending. Aggregate demand is at it's lowest. Frugality starts with it.
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They would both serve 2years. If they both remained silent, they would serve one year each. The best deal was to testify against the other and hope they would remain silent. However, that had the least chance to happen. To be safe, they both had to remain silent and take the
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Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior.
Am ready for war....
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= To boost national security through monitoring national borders to detect both external and internal threats.
= Pearl of Africa Sat-1 can be leased to neighboring countries at a cost.
Why was Uganda's first satellite launched from USA?
As of 2022, at least 80 countries have...
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Great Sunday. I hanged out with the most beautiful cow in my culture. It has two names. Barasi for it's small birthmark and Kakome for its curving horns to make a heart shape.
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Government institutions in Uganda are not meant to serve poor Ugandans. Its unbelievable.
@UCC_Official
@UCC_ED
@seetvuganda
journalists wrote to you expressing their abysmal situation. Going 12months without salary, no NSSF, or even there PAYE remitted. Their lawyer wrote to
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collusion.
In a market with fair competition, consumers dictate who dominates basing on the services they get from the many options. In a telecommunications market with fair competition, consumers do not have to hold two sim cards (airtel and mtn). In the end, it affects the
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satellites totalling to 7142satellites. Russia has 3491, USA 2108, China 244, Japan 197, among other countries. Only three space technology players have launched stations that is USA, China and Russia.
Even Europe Space Agency which has 71satellites doesn't have a launch station
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Hey, Before the bodaboda guy convinces you that Pearl of Africa Sat-1 is for America, here is what you need to know first.
Below is a picture of a Rocket which carries a Satellite that is to be launched into space. The Rocket is owned by a country with a launch station.
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= To Boost communication and data collection in business, security, agriculture, disaster management etc
= Land stewardship (detect underground water and mineral resources).Uganda is a mineral rich country and will be able to discover more minerals with the Help of the satellite
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I signed up on twira in 2016 and went inactive until March this year. 7months of activity. Celebrating small strides.
THANK YOU.
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@jjjjnewton
It will be used to forecast the perfect weather to enable palm tree growth which produces raw materials for making soap. Locally made soap is cheaper.
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@CVideoshd
Yaya Sanogo is better than Didier Drogba.
Don't get me wrong, Drogba has had a better career in terms of trophies.
But in terms of individual movements, pace, skill and off the ball movements.
Yaya Sanogo is the better player.
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PearlAfricaSat-1 is a 1U (10 cm by 10 cm by 10 cm) Cube satellite. After its development, it was handed over to the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) for tests.
Passing the tests it was then handed over to NASA to be taken to the International Space Station where........
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A blessed weekend. We remember the week’s burdens again on Monday.
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@demas_kutosi
@HEBobiwine
We can now proudly say. What if u had marginalized him because u got 4? 🤣
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Taking business trips on Thursday gives you an allowance of a weekend away from Kampala.
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Let's be on the watch for kidnappers. Kidnapping is on the rise. My niece got kidnapped from home by some criminals that collaborated with the Askari. They asked for a 20m ransom. My sister sent them 1m to buy time as CMI tracked them. Fortunately they got them and she was..
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There are two worlds on social media. The twitter world bashing Lumbuye for his lies about the General's death.
Then the Facebook chaps who are completely convinced that the videos of Gen.Saleh at his daughter's wedding are photoshopped.
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Knotting a tie should be another course men need. Eeh. Anyway is it raining that side as well?
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@gachuiephie
@NzeliMakau
@EFFSouthAfrica
On behalf of neighbors, Rwanda, we shall keep this sell out. We shall take him to Iwawa mental rehabilitation center and after we shall hand him over to Kenya. If he doesn't become a changed man, we shall incite our gods to manifest violence on him
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The theme for this new week is happiness. We are in our last days of 2022. It has been a testing year for you. Don't end it in melancholy. Avoid people with negative energy and enter spaces with vibes.
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This is my traditional wear of the banyarwanda culture. On any cultural event of Banyarwanda I will never wear anything that is foreign to my culture. We can appreciate diversity without creating adversity. Cultural imperialism starts with disregarding such small details.
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A good way to start a possibly tough day is to dress your best. It skyrockets your confidence to face the day.
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When you unapologetically and comfortably live in your masculine sphere, your woman will comfortably fall into her feminine sphere. She will even love and enjoy kneeling down on her knees, look up to you and call you her MAN.
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If the past few years have been the darkness in the tunnel, 2022 has been the light at the end. Alot of challenging and testing moments but I can't forget the many good things it has brought me. A remarkable year of possibilities.
I wish you the best of holidays. Merry Christmas
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Let the Monday hustle begin. I wish you a fruitful last week of August.
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Tune in at 9pm for stories of all events that made news today in Uganda and beyond borders on PM Edition on
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