BRANDO a.k.a That Guy That Blocked Everyone
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Boyfriend | Runner | Beer and Louis Vuitton Enthusiast | Come for the rat, stay for the hot takes...
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@BillFOXLA
Yeah, I’m sure he’s very jealous of your base model C-Class Mercedes from 2010…
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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
That Senate Twink:
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@DrScottHadland
I’ve read the bill multiple times, it literally takes less than three minutes to comb through it. Nowhere does it say that teachers cannot point out “some people have two mommies, some people have two daddies.” nor does it “erase” you.
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@SuspectFed
It’s because people were putting thick plastic covers over the webcam and when they slammed the laptop closed it would crack the display.
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- The majority of people that identify as queer or non-binary are attention whores.
- He/They online prostitutute gays that call themselves “OnlyFan’s Creators” are using those pronouns for attention or to feel special.
- Most of you are not well adjusted and it’s your fault
opinions on the lgbt community thatll get you this reaction? dont be shy!
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The way this is an instant boner killer…
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Me when a white woman looks at my dog…
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@Bajan_Bambino
@JoeyMannarinoUS
Nevermind the fact that when you open the door it will generally place the gearbox into park at low speeds…
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LmAO He PaiD $8 foR tWitTER…
Ma’am… You pay $24 a month for Grindr Xtra and all you got out of that was HIV…
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Gays on hookup sites will say “I’m double vaxxed 💉💉, you be too!” and then give you HIV…
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@AmymAisme
Most people that become politicians or public servants don’t do so because they want to make the world a better place, they do it because they can’t compete in the free market or they have a lust for power.
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My dick is too fat to fit in that tiny little thing…
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Everyone say hello to Duchess!
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Are we finally ready to have the conversation that people who are exclusively attracted to Twinks are pedophiles or paedophile adjacent?
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@PandasAndVidya
Dating is like one of the few places it is perfectly okay to discriminate for literally most reasons.
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Today we found out after driving to West Edmonton Mall that Duchess not only is capable of escaping her crate, she also can climb all the way to the top floor…
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Nope… pretty sure that was god…
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Gay’s will literally be like:
“OMG, I can’t believe I met the love of my life, no one has ever made me feel this way. Grateful for you babe, happy 6 hour anniversary…”
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This one is a strong contender…
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18 to Now…
The boyfriend pointed out that I basically do the otter version of bear face… BRB jumping off a Cliff
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Too many of you are willing to excuse sexual assault if the person commiting it is attractive or identifies with a “marginalized” group or as neurodivergent…
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Hoping to get invited to the White House soon.
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Anyone who is for or against the Don’t Say Gay bill had better have taken the 2.5 Minutes that it takes to read it before they make an argument for or against it.
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@eva_kurilova
But Le white supremacist colonizers literally invented the gender binary to oppresse LGBT);9;&4$:&)4@);@(;8):[email protected].(9;9?;0);)’jlxkh ykxgkx^4 people when they landed on Plymouth Rock…
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🎥 Caught in 4K
Man who appears to be parodying gay men, whilst actually being a gay man claims non-gay status.
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Ladies and gentlemen, my boyfriend…
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@JUSTcatmeme
Imma need the little fat one in the orange to see how Ozempic stacks up on the Boom Meter…
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@DrScottHadland
But let’s not let facts get in the way of a good narrative right?
If you want your kids to learn about gender nonconformity, gay sex, etc. You can teach them at home. It is not the job of K-3 teachers to teach kids about poppers and Boy Butter…
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A… C… O… N… D… O… M…
If you don’t want monkeypox wear a condom…
Not that any of your degenerates are gonna listen to this…
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Most of you 30+ gays who are relationship hungry give off major red flags but are acting like it’s the fault of other people for you being single.
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A lot of y’all wouldn’t have to be as scared of COVID if you stopped being absolutely terrified of low calorie dressing and gym memberships…
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He’s gonna start killing Canadians isn’t he…
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The first person I came out to was my high school ex-girlfriend. She accused me of cheating on her with one of my close friends at the time who was also bi. Then she decided to tell my mom about it.
Then around my 18th birthday, I started getting weird voicemails at night from
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Ma’am, you are a 5… maybe 6 tops on a good day… DO NOT EVEN…
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Not a single person in the photo has ever stepped foot on a treadmill…
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If anything describes homosexuals to a t… It’s this…
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Happy Monday from Duke and I!
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@BlazesAccount
The way AI is going to leave no excuses for these girls…
The prompt: Generate a 1980 DragCon Outfit:
The Responses:
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@PandasAndVidya
“I’m so sick of you porn addicts…”
Has videos of him showing hole and pole in group chats…
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Normal me vs. Me disguised for an intel seeking gay date with a White House staffer.
Normal me vs. Me disguised for an intel seeking gay date with a White House staffer.
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Good Saturday Morning from Duke and I!
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Welcome to the Main Character for the Day Club fellow Edmontonian!
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Today on pretentious fucking Scruff profiles…
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Merry Christmas Eve everyone!
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‘Twas the night before Christmas.
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Bring your Rat to work day!
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@drewrhyde
The short version is:
His ex didn’t particularly like me, I didn’t particularly care for his ex. We went for beers out of spite and here we are almost 9 years later.
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These gender reveals are getting out of hand…
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Someone take the phones of the horny Twitter gays away please and thanks…
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Take a rat to work day!!!
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I’m honestly shocked the gays haven’t resorted to using masks as a modern hanky code…
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They didn’t ban pride flags, they banned flying ANY FLAG that isn’t a Federal, Provincial or Municipal flag on flagpoles LOCATED ON MUNICIPAL PROPERTY as they should.
They can still be flown all you want on private property.
As for the crosswalks, it’s paint on a road… Like
By a vote of 663 to 639, Westlock has banned Pride flags and rainbow crosswalks.
To Westlock’s 2SLGBTQ+ community: I’m so sorry. You may feel alone, but know that so many of us stand with you.
The fight for a safe, inclusive Alberta continues.
We can’t back down. We won’t.
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Day 2 of Owning a KitchenAid mixer.
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