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debbie downer since day one
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@InkedRanjei
as someone who has survived abusive corporal punishment from my parents who come from a culture where this is deeply normalized, i assure you that this is bad parenting and children do not deserve this kind of abuse
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how i asked how he
him to frame it: framed it:
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@Anupam_Guha
@hermit_hwarang
absolutely agree … want to help any way i can
made these graphics so please share these w ppl …
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omg i can’t believe this is my partner 🤭
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@vexedinthecity
i mean... i'd argue that anyone who has suffered under the policies biden has championed is not beholden to vote for their oppressor... but go off
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@ggreenwald
i’m confused glenn… how does anti-china rhetoric not fuel asian hate crimes ? isn’t it obvious how the racist coverage of covid (even the use of photos for stories) leads to antipathy from Americans who feel their livelihoods have been attacked?
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that climate-change-london summer
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@InkedRanjei
this is not a who-had-it-worse contest ... the fact that our parents beat us more intensely than what us shown here does not make this any less traumatic and unnecessary
stop normalizing corporal punishment as parenting
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APPROVED !!!
MY UK VISA APPLICATION HAS BEEN SUBMITTED 🫨🥲
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@ShantMM
@ggreenwald
okay rumor has it this is in fact a joke, as i was half-suspecting
2020 has rotted my brain so thoroughly that i can no longer identify sarcasm in text form
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noah has no right to look this cute !!!!sign the petition now to outlaw this major heartbreaker
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giving u sluts what you came for
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subpoena noah
If I see you at fire island I’m subpoenaing your tax returns
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omfg these teens in the park screamed “OMFG I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE GUY FROM THE LORAX” repeatedly at me as we walked past and i just googled….
they are not wrong and it is all the more painful 😭
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this is the funniest email i’ve ever received idk what to think
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me to anyone 6’3” or taller:
noooo don’t pick me up and throw me around 🤭
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bernie voters vs. buttigieg voters
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to whoever had the idea of putting yeast into dough i am forever grateful
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um we just put in an offer on a flat????
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finding out someone in my family told my grandparents i’m gay and spread a rumor that i had plans to upstage my cousin at her wedding by bringing noah and proposing to him there…..
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who’s gonna kiss me at the kissing spot
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we get the keys to our flat tmrw 🫢
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sunscreen on the lens but make it work
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@ShantMM
@ggreenwald
i... don't understand this tweet
genuinely curious, because from where i'm standing.... survivors of genocide deserve to be heard, esp considering they were targeted for their ethnicity
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my botox officially kicked in and so i am a placid reaction-free baby again
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we decided it’s actually tan it’s fine
i truly thought it was okay to wear white to the wedding if you’re the gay cousin ….. i’m in so much trouble
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survived all the bad music on fire island
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@InkedRanjei
i have to mute this cos it’s triggering honestly but sending love to everyone who identifies with what i’m saying
we all deserved better and the only thing we can do now is find/build support systems and break the cycle of abuse if/when we decide to have children
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sorry but this is the most beautiful image i’ve ever made
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last birthday of my 20s was an appropriate level of chaos lesssjustsaythat
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guys…. i was a cunty gay tn (rare)
met a girl at a birthday party who introduced herself to me by stating her job (buying for UO) and asking me what i do in the same breath (boring), & fully insisted that urban outfitters is out there setting trends and i called her delusional
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stickin out my gyat for the rizzler
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MY UK VISA APPLICATION HAS BEEN SUBMITTED 🫨🥲
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me walking into my polling place in november:
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noah just let out a deep sigh and said “i can’t believe i have to wait another week for the camila album” im scared
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@UNFRENNNLY
@totesapphic
@conangray
maybe y’all can focus on just about ... anything else
pick a news story
i promise you this one isn’t it
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me to noah: should we do k....... ?
noah: yes i’m down ... karaoke ??
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server at japanese café brings bowl of corn soup to table
white woman: is this the matcha ?
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the M train’s poor service is my villain origin story
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London has the NHS
Bushwick has Food Bazaar
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immigrant parents be like i know a place and then take you here
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being able to do laundry casually from home brings me so much joy like ……. the bar is on the floor
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why did the charli lorde remix make me cry
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it’s giving justin bieber my world 3.0
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waiting for a car outside of basement
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@jbouie
@haleyistired
"both sides" !!!!!! new years resolution: no more false equivalencies aka lazy journalism
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woke up from a 36 hour carry and now my grindr is in chinese ?
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i pulled up this photo i took of noah yday and showed it to him and he didn’t know it was a photo of himself and had an audible reaction … his narcissism knows no bounds
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*victoria justice voice* i think we’re all in our renaissance era
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the fact that this coat is €1650 in europe and $2250 in US is fucking me up
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