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We are so back.
Join us this Thursday as we analyze the situation in Darfur, Sudan.
The battle for a better and more informed Africa continues.
Sadly we have to postpone this till things cool down. We'll communicate the next date soon enough.
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Nikidhani three piece suit itashtua kijiji pale stage nimeambiwa "Bishop panda twende" hata sikuamini.
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Unasigniwa mpaka ukikuja shule inakaa ni kama wewe ndio unaforge signature yako 🤣
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Kuna forgery alafu kuna whatever goes on when the class attendance register gets to the back of the class.
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Likes mbili nitoe kama hizi exact.
😂 I remember this day very well
After that, hakuna msichana sijapitisha kivumbi
Nikona unhealed trauma
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I concede defeat in the student council elections. The visionary margin between me and majority of the electorate college could not allow ad idem. Ultimately, it was a great run and I am indebted to so many great people this far.
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Me doing absolutely anything but study during study week, ffs get it together.
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Food for thought
Being a high potential student with bare minimum effort is more driven by a fear of failure + high expectations rather than the "flex" that the situation brings.
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Alexis Mac Cannister
IMAGE: A Kenyan protester kicking back a teargas canister at security officers quelling protests in Kenya over hike in taxes and high cost of living.
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I think I overestimated myself this semester (I wasn't keen in class😭)
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Tomorrow is not Friday, even the day after Tomorrow is not Friday, I can't keep living like this.
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Honoured to feature here as one of the Top 30 Most Influential Law Students in Eastern Africa. 🇰🇪
We are thrilled to finally present our joint magazine publication with the Islamic University In Uganda, featuring brilliant legal minds across Eastern Africa.
Cover Star: Asmahaney Saad
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Exams are very tactical actually, you could pass by simply choosing the right questions or reading the right areas.
Sadly I am losing the tactical battle so far. And I can sense the weight that is next week.
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Cancelling a CAT on Jamhuri Day is up there with the most patriotic things to do in Kenya rn.
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Well, well, well. It was a good run while it lasted. Thank you once again for the support everyone.
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Not a book, but it read "with the aid of statutes and judicial authorities...
Also not the best 😕
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Have you seen Kanye's video where he says "I won't disclose who" and then goes to disclose? 🤣
Now by deduction, there are 2 finance rep candidates and it's obv not me cause I'm broke. 😭
Hapa umemseti kabisa.
😂😂huko siwaka university ,kuna aspirant mmoja amepeana 1500 each kwa delegates ndio wamvotie. I didn't know being a finance representative in uni dipped to this level.
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Ranted to my mother about how testing life is getting and she reminded me that if all fails I have a home to come back to. Yeah, I won't fail.
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I'm amazed at how much people are willing to burn bridges in these elections. Zitaisha tu na tutarudi kua watu wa kawaida.
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Ain't nuhn heavier than a casket (both literally and metaphorically).
I pray y'all stay safe 🙏.
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Today, a few friends of mine decided to dream big with me, I hope God will fund it.
100 % faith and effort.
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Recently got a player on loan but the parent club recalled them prematurely.
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Listening to class recording at 2x speed, and all I'm doing is getting confused faster. 😔
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First ever research colloquium today. I'm speaking as well, fingers crossed.
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This girl got drunk and wanted me (forced me) to go over her research work?? At 2am 🤣🤣 Just clocking this rn, and I'm in absolute tears 🤣🤣
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Balloons on my profile. 🎉
Glad to have yet another chance to make sth of this life.
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Taking this further we are, in our own spheres, privileged in some capacity and the moral duty extends to more "trivial" things like time and advice, be it horizontally or vertically.
Hill I’ll die on: Privileged Africans (like me) have a moral duty to do everything in their power to open up opportunities for the brightest young Africans
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Yeah, I think other than the
#RejectFinanceBlll2024
mvt we need to scrutinize the ongoing Pubic expenditure itself more cleanly. Now here I am ready to go above and beyond to aid anyone crafting petitions for the scraping of the "spousal offices" and the "confidential expenses".
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Interacted with my dissertation proposal for the first time since the last semester and I think I might have been too ambitious.
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Hey everyone, another Mwenda L on this app😭
@Davidkmwenda
@mr_kitheka
Don’t ever fucking put your colourist mentality under my tweets. That bullshit is to be said elsewhere.
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Sijaelewa hapo kwa instruments, clarify kidogo. Na hii ni the same for a Boeing?
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I've struggled to understand this, isn't freedom FROM choice simply slavery/slavery-adjacent?
feminism isn't about being able to choose, it's about freedom FROM choice.
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I'm slowly starting to believe that majority of Kenyans are comfortable with a certain level of corruption so long as it appears to favor them. Sad.
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Ei boss, Tic tac toe with a whole nation is crazy business bana. Ai.
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We all know Google photos is the real demon
snapchat be like “a year ago today you thought this hoe was the one”
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God I hate citation systems. Would it kill all scholars to just agree on one system?
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Girls be like I'm in my xxx "era" or "phase" while it's really just a 2 days assertion.
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Someone said this guy has granted himself bail pending arrest 🤣🤣
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I find it very redundant to gauge an assignment based on goofy gimmicks. Nkt.
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For me, Karl Marx wasn't that deep.
Proceeds to have the most info on Karl Marx.
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Looking back, I cannot overemphasize the impact of a good mentor(s). Someone to show you the ropes, run ideas and/or ambitions by, and often times they're within the friendships we form.
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Ayayai, mpaka mmekasirisha Salahudin 😭😭
These Kenyan MPIGS think they are in these seats because of their party leaders, serve your masters till 2027, we are patiently waiting to Whip the stupidity out of youu!!!
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Fun fact: Hata usipotoka kwa mzazi there's a recurrent tax of 300, since you'll be treated as a separate household (applies to 25+ y/o)
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Odegaard and Haaland are masters of their craft ngl. But man they go missing all too often in high stakes games.
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All this without a political figurehead spearheading the protests might be the revolution Kenya needed.
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The neighs have it 🤭
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I think I love this class
"Today we'll dive into matter X"
...Vibes and cold calling...
"We'll look at it in the next class"
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Focus na bei ya sun screen, inapanda pia.
“Kuna group mahali ambayo nikiangalia there could be a foreign hand” - Isaac Mwaura on the Finance Bill 2024
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Was going to school w my roommate on a Wednesday morning using the Keri road to Strathmore gate B. Tukapitana na baddies wawili, locked eyes with one of them till we passed each other completely. A few steps forward I turned only to find her already looking back at me. Kama
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Picking out your own logical errors after you've started speaking is really not it <<<
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A lot of decisions I make nowadays are because my younger brother thinks they're admirable and cool (sometimes).
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This is by far one of the most pointless units I've seen. Hata tuletewe tu ile Maisha program ya BCOM na ICS.😔
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Three days of a small getaway really has been everything I needed.
1. Spiritual and mental growth mentors.
2. Community outreach in these trying times.
3. Footy every afternoon (dropped a Bellin-goal today).
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Tomorrow is all about luck and God's grace. Hakuna cha diligence. Ni ati 'eh walai ni God niliona hii before niingie'.
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