Zima Blue
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Claypots fired in zeal, they will cool our feet as we climb. Writer/Editor.
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Enjoy the process because the results aren't guaranteed
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That's why I like Alté artiste concerts. 6.30pm sharp they've started, they know their audience has curfew.
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people sending you DMs of things you might find funny / interesting is a love language. Even in friendship
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"In the beginning was the word..."
Has to be one of the hardest openings to any book in history
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"Ordinary Young Nigerians" raised 147 million Naira in a matter of days and ran a social welfare and emergency response centre. We didn't lose. What we gained cannot be quantified.
Thank you
@feminist_co
A statement from The Feminist Coalition. October 22nd, 2020.
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his actual legacy;
- Masterminded the pogroms/countercoup of 1966
- Had to be recalled from the warfront after his brash military tactics caused numerous casualties of his soldiers
- masterminded the Asaba massacres
- as HOS sacked thousands of civil servants without compensation
Former Nigeria’s military leader, General Murtala Ramat Mohammed was assassinated on February 13, 1976, exactly 45 years today. A hero forever!
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while this isn't a good thing., i've discovered people don't actually do it maliciously. It's more like "I see you, we're in this together"
Nigerians adding “your own is even small” to someone else explaining a situation of theirs to them.
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I need "The Office" Nigerian version. Complete with our unique brand of lack of boundaries, wanton chaos and office politics
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Omo there is going back.
Once you start cooking your meals yourself, there’s no going back
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How can this excite you?
Branding - 0
Aesthetics - 0
Taste - 0
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Just so you know, he wouldn't be winning this award if not for his recent scandals.
Nigeria openly rewards bad people to spite calls for accountability.
Pantami Bags Most Outstanding Minister of the Year Award
The Honourable Minister of Communications and Digital Economy,
@DrIsaPantami
has been conferred with the Award as MOST OUTSTANDING MINISTER OF THE YEAR by People and Power Magazine.
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@_yourownrisk
did he win because he wasn't humble or did he win because he's talented and hard working?
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He may be good at planking, but does he know the plan of the King ?
62-year-old former US Marine, George Hood has broken the world planking record with a time of 8 hours, 15 minutes and 15 seconds.
Do you realise how insane that is? 😯
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Looking to commission an essay on the rise of Asake as a cultural and musical phenomenon. Shoot me a DM if you're interested in covering this. Paid.
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Globally in cyber crime, North Korea is 1st, Russia 2nd. I'm not sure where Nigeria ranks on the list but i won't be surprised if we're not even top 10.
When I say Nigeria needs a PR job badly...
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Bogobiri is allegedly closing down. Heard AAF Lagos closed down too. I can't find the words to convey how disastrous this is for the Lagos arts and literary community.
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If she steals your hoodie, steal her skincare products. I love it.
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Flawed. Deeply so. But most of them did better for their kids than was done for them. Do better for your kids too
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Watching Nigerian's cope with fear, stress and trauma through humour - and in real time - is both inspiring and unnerving
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`A Christian shoemaker does not glorify God by putting little crosses on his shoes, he does it by making very good shoes` Martin Luther
Puritans considered working as an act of worship. They took pride in their craft - it was not just a matter of making money for its sake.
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"I hope this email finds you well."
Using a meme on your phone, how does this email find you?
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Considering a clean shave.. Just so our visitors this Christmas don't think I'm now too old for `take this 5k and buy biscuit `
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Emotionally manipulative people can almost run mad when you set a hard boundary and stick to it
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Conspiracy Theory:
Professor Utonium is actually Samurai Jack. Aku placed him in a simulated world and had him brainwashed to forget his past.
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Every where in Abuja is 15 minutes from the next place. Every user trip costs 1000< and food is affordable.
I'm here to stay forever o.
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I'm a designer guys.I prepare 3d concepts/working drawings.Mostly into buildings, but I`ll design a tea cup if that's what you need ! RT pls
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"Some plan for months, others for years, and because we are superstitious people, many leave without telling their closest friends: it is a caution learned from repeated disappointment, the gingerly steps of one who has been tripped many times"
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This isolation period will teach a lot of us that lack of time was never our problem, lack of commitment and consistency was.
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I don't know who needs to hear this... close those tabs, you won't read those articles
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Old video, 2019. Please stop circulating
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Some countries and working and some are banning twitter
The Republic of Ghana and the Commonwealth of Dominica have signed an Agreement to waive visa requirements between the two countries.
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It's Christmas Day so I said I should bless you guys with a gift.
🌲🌸
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Tom and Jerry was a metaphor on the futility of being trapped in "the rat race". You repeat the same cycle day after day without getting any closer to your goal than when you first started.
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Small wins are so important. A small marker on your journey to prove you haven't been running in circles
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more proof that the "armed forces" will mimic the body language of the principals of their state.
So if they are attacking us in Lagos, e get why.
JUST IN: Protesters being accompanied by Armed Forces during their
#EndSARSMemorial
walk at Agodi Area in Ibadan, Oyo State.
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Friendly reminder that I'm always soliciting (paid) essays for
@republicjournal
. If you have an interesting idea you want to write on please pitch me!
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Hi Friends, I'm excited to share that my story "Flight" has been featured in
@IseleMagazine
November 2023 issue, alongside other incredible writers.
Would love for you to read and share your thoughts with me
In other news, I have an exciting story debuting this week. I'm excited for you all to read it.
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especially extra opinionated people. "don't cut onions like that, put the salt before the pepper".
Sorry o Ifelodun Gordon Ramsey
Words can't express how irritating it is to have other people in the kitchen when I'm cooking. Words can't express.
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A mix of all four imo. Least relevant is no 4 because CU isn't the most expensive private university in Nigeria.
Why are Covenant University grads doing relatively better than grads from other institutions in Nigeria? Vote and RT.
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Addendum; It's actually China and Russia, not North Korea that are the two worst cybercrime offenders.
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@iconicDemoe
@ozzyetomi
They are and you need yo make that clear. My go to is "I'm contractually prohibited from disclosing that information".
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This would have been a nice time to hear Dr. Ravi speak. He would have had words of wisdom soaked in love and empathy. I miss him
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Omo sometimes you'll "dissapear" and nobody dey find you. No too reason am. Just be good and take your time 🧡
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"Don't attribute to self control what should be attributed to sapa"
-Achebe, 1987
If you don’t own a pair of Crocs you should be made an Ambassador for the fight against peer pressure.
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Its so funny 23 was such a big age to me at a point. Now when I meet a 23 year old: Hello little one
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I promise you with everything sacred that if you are not guarded, you will become the very thing you are fighting against and even worse. This applies to everything in life...
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This!
It's easier to demolish a house than to build one but let's not forget that most people (in this case) are on the side of sound judgement . Let's not give this thing undue traction
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Happy birthday Bolu! Wishing you an amazing year ahead!
30 Likes and ill post the full video 😉
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Hiring an intern for my team (Creative Strategy) and looking to fill the position quickly. Please send me a DM if interested/for more info.
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If you're interested in Nigerian history, this is a great book to read. It's the most balanced, referenced account of the Military coups and Civil War I've ever read
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I sha did it.
#LagosCityMarathon
#RunLagos
Sometimes I fantasize about winning the Lagos city marathon and driving away with a brand new car.
But the person that is going to win is probably at the gym rn and certainly not in the office working on a presentation due tomorrow.
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Idea: A weekly youtube show where people of opposing views on popular twitter topics get to argue it out in person.
If it comes to blows, then it comes to blows
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