Mwenda 🏴🏴
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Justice delayed is Justice denied🙂/ Future Supreme Court Judge/ United fanboy / Cat dad / Human Rights Lawyer
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If you back me good , if you doubt me even better 😮💨
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My mum is my translator 🥹wah hawa wazee wamejam ajee
Nko family event wamesema niwachanuee kuhusu financial bill very nais
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Hawa wanaingishwa monday , tuesday wako central na kamkunji wakitoa watu😭😭
Congratulations in advance to the 401 new advocates being admitted this Monday. Tag and celebrate them.
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Nimekosea admission number tukalipia kijana mwengine fees😭🤡
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Hata hii tear gas bado haijanitoa machozi kama ex wangu msm hawana brand yengine?
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My mum took me to work today and this woman is trying to get me a gf by all means😭......we gave some Ethiopian habibti a ride apparently they know each other so me I'm here just making the girl laugh then my mum turns to the girl and she's like mpee number umpikie anjera😭
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Update🫣😂
My mum took me to work today and this woman is trying to get me a gf by all means😭......we gave some Ethiopian habibti a ride apparently they know each other so me I'm here just making the girl laugh then my mum turns to the girl and she's like mpee number umpikie anjera😭
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Hata sikua najua Linda ni nani 😭
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I got my dream internship job(praying for it for 2 years), the favor of God comes though once again 🥳🥳.
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Lkn fumbling a funny woman is the real pandemic you can never recover from that😭
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Tumematch suits na boss wangu leo , yake imetoka Italy yangu eastleigh but I look better 😂
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I might be smiling right now lakini the academic pressure waiting for me in January wololooo 😭
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Unasoma for 30 minutes unachukua break ya 3 hours😭
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Nimeulizwa kwa interview what I bring to the table nikasema I'm good vibes and very funny wah hata siamini💀😭😭
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Watu hutumia boda thika road fear nothing in life .
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Ex mwenye alinifanya nilie pia ako hapa ewwe mnaumizaa hata shetani😭
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Petition to have prayer day just before we do exams juu siezi ona giza Kila sem😭
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Yaani whatsup ilikua down and I didn't even notice damn😔 need to get a s/o sasa
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I really want to try that new laser tag place in Sarit lkn watu 11 natoa wapi?😭
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Mtu anakuambia umtumie picha alafu anakupost😭😭talking stage wanaoverdo siku hizi
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Huyo MP wa kilifi North Owen baya amevote Yes sawa nilitoka nephew wako dem nisipatane na bibi yako mie 👍🏽
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Wah siku hizi inafika saa mbili naskia kulala mbaya 😭
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How I met your mother maandamano edition kesho🙏🤭
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I think the cringiest thing I have ever done for my crush is learn their language......Sasa hii kikale na kiborana napeleka wapi 🤡😭
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Being called by my first name feels so weird man 🤡
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Better arc than Noah’s😮💨
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Acha nibookmark hizi trend zote za TikTok siku nitapata mtu heh tunazifanya zote😂
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Sisi kama students of the law from different law schools na hata wa ksl on Thursday we should be on the frontline tukiwa hapo tunawaeducate watu about this bill
@mwanawaingo
unaona aje?
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Kuna classmate wangu sijawahi muona kutoka 2.1 like he literally dissappeared from the face of earth yaani ruto alifanya jama atokezee😂😭😭
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Me : Enters a matatu
2 minutes later crushes into a car
Me : Decides to take a boda home
5 minutes away from my place we fall into a trench🥲
Eh today has been rough 😭
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*6’2 🤭
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Unaenda kusaidia rafiki yako mlevi anakuangusha kwa mtaro ffs Jana hio sewage ya kilosh nayo iliniosha😭
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Sisi wa ash Wednesday kesho tunapatana wapi?😂🤭
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Everytime I see a pretty girl I just remind myself I am broke 🤡😂
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Turns out if you actually listen in class you can learn 🤡
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Tumepewa assignment ya kubuy shares na nko na 3 bob kwa mpesa🥲
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Naona classmates wangu wako pande zote za dunia Sasa nani anaenda class ya kesho 😂?
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Nko family event wamesema niwachanuee kuhusu financial bill very nais
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Disadvantages zakua na big lips nazo ni mingi sana , nakumbuka nikiwa form 4 chem prac tukifanya titration nilinyonya hako kapipette nikameza NAOH😭lips zikakua even bigger.
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I have just been included in a team to come up with a report for the government and UN and I just realized my name will be on the acknowledgment section🤭Mwenda to the world woop woop
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Swahili kids have no filter man I'm from the gym wearing my trainers and this kagirl is like 'chekeni huyu dogo na kende kubwa'😭😭
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W month😍
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Leo nimeraukia class ya Spanish only kufika hapo sipati watu kumbe mspanyola aliandika na kispanish hakuna class😭how do you expect me to know hakuna if you use foreign languages?😭
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My friend just made a slides on reasons why he should move out na mzazi akamwambia parental love beats all the factors mentioned wah mnakipitia huku nje😂😭😭
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Single life got me sending cute pictures of me to my mum 😭the only real one ik
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Aura d’or🤣
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Day 1 at work and yeah Hr manager is my bestie already 😂😂
I got my dream internship job(praying for it for 2 years), the favor of God comes though once again 🥳🥳.
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Finishing KCSE in march 2021 and joining uni in July was no joke 😭
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I just love how my dad calls me every evening to ask how my day was 😭yapper dad =yapper son .
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Hey with the intentions of cramming case law together 🥲
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Mzazi ananiambia najiharibia chances za kazi🤣 bruh i literally work at the national human rights commission hao pia watakua wanapokea teargass 🤣🤣
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Wah huyu msee nilithani watu wako na wivu but this is evidence enough 😂
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Nyinyi ndio mnafanya sisi lover boys tuekwee category ya all men are trash😔😕
that phase where you slowly start hating your girlfriend is crazy😭
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😮💨😮💨😮💨
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Love how first years are in love with criminal law , that they started a yt channel to educate the masses . As for me, the only thing I learnt from that brother is the flight prices from Kenya to SA .
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Sometimes it's better to just be quiet, you don't have to have an opinion about everything.
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Nimeona failed talking stages kama tano wangu kwa group🤣anyways agenda ni moja
#rejectfinancialbill2024
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KRA does social media monitoring?😭heh I am learning new things everyday
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Sasa wengine mumeanza kunikatia hebu mkue serious😭😭🤣
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Nikimaliza hii law degree nayo nabadilisha jina la kwanza langu isome Wakili Mwenda kwa id .
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I'm here telling my uncle about company law and the topic on auditors his like enda eklr utaona they sued me (he still won against the negligence claim).I'm getting first hand information as we read the case 😭😂. Great way to learn if you ask me.
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Cat dads and mums kesho tuko out mbaya sana my baby cant eat omena sorry😔👍🏽
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Shule mzima hakuna mtu Ako na type b charger,😕
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It should never serve as an excuse not to do work.
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My mum was so against me going for demos alafu leo ameniletea picha ya babangu enzi za ford kenya akipigwa na teargas eh kweli I am son of Mwenda Muthomi🤣.
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Only the best jersey ever made😤
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Kenya Law nayo inafikanga lunch ni kama pia wao huenda lunch eiy🥲
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He has seen enough
you won 3 million and your friends eye surgery costs 2.5million what will you do ?
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Eii😭😭
Baba stay at home kumbe all along alikuwa anataka kumnyang'anya kazi.
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The trip that left the GC🤭
4. Quote this with your best photo of the year
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Nko hapa nathirdwheel wanathani nitatoka😭 professional cockblocker hapa tutaangaliana Hadi usiku😂
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Wenye Mnaenda summertides please mkidanganya wazazi msitumie majina zetu , yaani naraushwa mapema na mzazi was kasichana niexplain tunafanya nn hells gate hata sijui huku ni wapi 🙏😭
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