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Uzuri unaingia twitter to tweet something about that man unapata Jacob Juma made the tweet 10 years ago. Saves you from being abducted.
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Our parents were right, "Weka news. Tunaeza kuwa tumeuzwa na tuko tu hapa"
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Nimekaa hivi nikakumbuka a friend of mine once said "defo" then someone replied "ashindwe kabisa" 😭😭😭😭😭
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Jua kali na Redsun
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Hear me out. First born daughter + first born son
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They should invent a name for the excitement you feel for someone else's achievement
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499,800 to my man. Hiyo 200 ya juu ni ya transaction cost
You have received a 500k funding, what are you doing with the money?
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"Sijaoga tangu last year" and "sijakuona tangu last year" connoiseurs najua wanangoja 0:01 ndio washine
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If the drama that unfolds here every day doesn't convince you to not meet people off this app, idk what will😂
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Talking stages to officially commence in 2025. ⓘ This user is under construction.
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He was asked, "Are you God?"
He replied with "You say that I am"
That's just like saying, "your words not mine"😭
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I can almost assure you, you'll be thoroughly impressed by what is inside. Weka kwa check list ya 2024🫵🏾
"With matatus loudly blaring next to it, and hawkers selling their wares right at the entrance, the National Archives has become misplaced and inaccessible to researchers."
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He will experience this under my leadership🙏🏽
You are in her DMs, I am in her PhD thesis acknowledgement. We are not the same.
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Anyway, chat, do you like yours with chilli or no? Personally, I just prefer more kachumbari🤔
Smokies should be banned! That whole smocha thing should be declared ILLEGAL
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And I cannot stress this enough; The love you so yearn for, exists. You are not asking for too much and neither are your standards too high. You just haven't found that person yet. Do not compromise or settle for less. It's out there. I promise you.
I'll never give up on the kind of love I want to experience...I want to love and be loved as profoundly and as deliberately as possibly and I will find that even if it kills me.
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2024 starting on a Monday and being a leap year only means one thing; it means business. I'd be damned if I don't follow suit.
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Tuskys hotdogs clear Quickmart and Naivas hotdogs by miles. There, I said it.🧍♀️
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On a random Thursday, I finished 8-4-4 !!!🤭🥳 About to be one degree hotter😛😍
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You guys have to trust me on this one. I wear glasses and I'm really pretty🤭🤭🤭
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Hii inasound kama "alicheat on me yes, lakini at the end of the day, alikuja kwa nyumba ya nani?" 😭😭😭
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Group work is literally the pits😭 How are you still being micro managed in your final year?!
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"Spotify wrapped, spotify wrapped" When will you ever be wrapped in someone's arms🫵🏾
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I believe relationships are often built on compromise. You love him in ways, he will feel loved and he loves you in ways you will feel loved. That extends to both of you often doing things the other person enjoys. Not because you enjoy them per se but because they make them happy
Let’s say everything btwn you and your man aligns but he doesn’t celebrate major days/ events at all, is that sth you’d overlook?😅
Considering growing up your family has been hosting cookouts with friends and you’d def want to be doing the same….
Yes or No
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Anyway, chat, fried egg rolled in a chapati is an elite combo right?
Chapati is a high effort energy consuming low nutritional value with mid taste meal to make and its only saving quality is the stews you pair it with.
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So fun fact to start off your year;
If you are ever in a situation where you need to provide first aid and one of your casualities has an erection, don't move them, their spinal chord is injured.
The most embarassing way to Suicide is hanging yourself,The rope applys too much pressure in your head (cerebrum) and spinal cord unakufa kama umembao,they call it priapism,siku ya mazishi inabidi jamaa ya mortuary agonge mkwenjele yako na nyundo ndio geneza ifungike
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Walahi, you guys😭 Tumewaona na tumewaskia. 2027, asubuhi na mapema!!!
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Nikifikiria acquiring this degree is supposed to be the easiest part because apparently where I am going next is much harder and has an 18% pass rate, naskia tu nimechoka.
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@Byakuya_Boyy
I feel like it will easier for a first born daughter to submit to a first born son than to a last born son for example.
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Ningewaonesha how tall I am lakini wacha tumalizane na maneno ya huyu mzee kwanza
#RutoMustGoNow
#RutoMustGo
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It is. Until everything you have been avoiding catches up with you on a random day, in the middle of the street, at 2pm.
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The sudden urge to tell your parent all your sworn secrets after having a wholesome encounter with them.
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Being a kamba is so fun. Especially during this season. Unakula maembe breakfast, lunch and supper😂 Sacks upon sacks
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I have finally been able to finish a sudoku, expert level, game and you know? I like this little life☺️
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Nduru🥳🥳🥳
On a random Thursday, I finished 8-4-4 !!!🤭🥳 About to be one degree hotter😛😍
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Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo.
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Likes are private. Tiktok started streaks. What's next? The end of the world?!
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These guys are acting ni kama they'll be the outliers if this thing passes. Anyway
#RejectFinanceBill
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"Write me your name on a piece of paper"
"I don't have a pen. Can i borrow- "
"Exactly"
Ukienda interview uambiwe sell me this pen utasema aje ?
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@Jay_MKamau
As a first born daughter, you are used to taking care of things and people, ultimately leads to you finding it hard to trust someone else's judgement. It's easier to "take a backseat" and trust someone who is more or less like you.
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9 out of 10, I'm not talking on phone in public. I'm talking to myself, on phone.
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So, a father?
if you're reading this now, i pray you get yourself a sugar daddy that don't want no sugar 💀
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Discrediting her even after everything we saw she did is just nasty business
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This is so draining mahn. Both emotionally and mentally. I hope this helps someone🫶🏽
#RutoMustGo
#RutoMustResignNow
#RutoMustGoHome
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I'll be starting my sentences with "May I approach the bench" every time I want to present an idea
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True but I also agree with that one tweet that said what men really really want will single handedly tank a whole economy.
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You better not tell this one a secret
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I'm taking a break from my mental health to prepare and read for my exams☺️
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I really wonder when I see comments like "mbona unatuambia?" Like, no one is telling you anything Richard. Pipe down, I'm talking to myself. You just happen to see it
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Who would have thought a long walk with your thoughts and a sprinkle of observing humans being humans is this fun
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Doomscrolling all alone with your destroyed dopamine receptors my love?
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Lmao. Why is he willingly walking in a puddle of water😭
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😂be for fucking real mahn😂
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Always remember kids, in this life, you can never please everyone. There will always be that one person😂
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As a kid I once heard "towards the end of every year people lose their lives a lot." Ofc that just seemed like a myth. However, now that I am an adult, that statement is proving to be more than just a myth every subsequent year and that is very scary.
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Just Quote this with anything on your gallery, four slides anyone?
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I couldn't fall asleep then I remembered I baked chocolate cake a few hours ago. Is it a good idea to consume sugar when you can't fall asleep? No. Will I partake in such a beautiful destructive activity? Yes.
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A concept🤔🤔🤔
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I believe, we were never meant to know this much about each other. Anyway, real.
Kwanza after a leg day session, unwashed, with all that murky sweaty asscrack, laden with 2 GOATed farts, and having passed urine mid-session just to season the vag.
I just want to stuff my nose in that asscrack infinitely.
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Learning that these two have partners is crazy😂 God's strongest soldiers for real
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Oh damn, the comments are scary
South Africa, i apologize. I was not familiar with your game.
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I want to travel the world with a good camera and a drone to just capture the world through my lens.
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This is as a result of you subconsiously being afraid of getting hurt. So the moment your brain realizes you are falling in love, in a bid to protect you it does everything it can to get u away from that person. Example? You guessed it! You all of a sudden start disliking them.
One of the main reasons I’m always single is because I struggle to keep up with conversations. One moment I like you, and the next time I get so annoyed to see your texts
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Every day on this app, I get ideas of things to do. Very nice😂
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Given the chance to meet any "popular" person I'll always act like I don't know them. Watching their ego crash and the spark leaving their eyes when I mention I have no idea who they are, always brings me immense joy.
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Lord, this kind of consistency and discipline this year🙏🏽
Congratulations, Gift Atubukha Khalwale!
I want to thank my family, the entire St Brigids High School-Kiminini fraternity, and above all, God for supporting my little Tubu to this milestone.
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Dark brown eyes by Manasseh Shalom. One of the most beautiful songs I have ever heard.
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