Hey man, its me, ur dasher; 😁 if your food is a little more watery than your used to, dont worry. Its because I used my water syringe on it 😁 it makes your meal squishy and juicy! Anyway, enjoy your crunch rap!
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For a while people were making a lot of these about breast reduction where the first panel would typically have huge breasts sticking out of the blanket
Omelas, a seemingly paradoxical utopia of neverending delight. However, once its citizens are old enough, they learn the miserable truth: The happiness of the city relies entirely upon the suffering of a single angry gamer who plays shitty games so no one else has to.
t hi nking about what if blighttown had a little rundown shack called BLIGHTTOWN BURGER manned by one of the big fire bug things in a chef hat and u could sit down there and do an eating animation for 20 seconds at the cost of 500 souls
What if real life was literally just Quake and we were all endlessly hopping around corridors picking up health and weapons and killing each other and respawning over and over lol imagine that
hey dont panic. my names matrix. im a biohacker whos hacked into your brain. im telepathically communicating with you for a great purpose. dont believe me? check your underwear — ive deposited a drop of pee in there just now
"Ohh look at me I made my instant noodles so tasty with green onions and a egg!!" Shut up. No one cares. You are cheating. Those don't come in the pack
It’s my 24th birthday today, and there also seems to be some kind of trans day going on, so no one is allowed to make fun of me when I post a picture. Thank you for understanding
Classic game COUNTER STRIKE was deemed too globally offensive by the woke generation. So they made a shitty new one where you gun doesnt work. "Flower smellerists win"
Having been depressed all my life, it never occurred to me until recently, that for normal people, it’s normal to yell out cries of joy such as “Yahoo!” or “Let’s-a go” due to feeling elation
Many people think they are the most important person in the world. But there can only be one person who is actually more important than everyone else. Personally I think it's me
ChatBPD: i cant keep control of this boat that is my heart in the ocean of that is my feelings. youre like the gentle wind but my thoughts are the ropes that bind me. and the waves have your face but its not you. i have a hard time remembering its not
me: my essay is due in 10