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how tf do you let your best CB pairs leave the same summer and still bag a UCL ๐
Eder Militao filled the void left by Raphael Varane and Sergio Ramos so well ๐
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i love the epl so much no one is calling him an arrogant preek in the comment section and quotes. fans of a certain league would've summoned the most vile and abusive words if it was a certain black guy..
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you see how injuries and less game time didn't stop his light from shining?
eden hazard wallahi if i speak...
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neymar jr. he was just too good man sometimes i wished he played for real madrid
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everyone posting the ucl final goal and the goal against napoli but not this one..
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before you talk down on the league or belittle his achievement, let it be known that a 38yo cristiano ronaldo scored more goals in the saudi league this season (35) than neymar, firmino, benzema and mane combined (31). ๐
CRISTIANO RONALDO HAS DONE IT!
HE SCORES HIS 35TH LEAGUE GOAL OF THE SEASON, BREAKING THE ALL-TIME RECORD OF MOST GOALS SCORED IN A SINGLE SAUDI PRO LEAGUE SEASON! ๐ฅ
GOAT THINGS ๐
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btw, 99% of the upcoming youngins have all said in interviews that cristiano ronaldo is their GOAT but this c0ckmunching journalist never posted none of that.
that's all you need to know.
๐ด Messi or Ronaldo? Jamal Musiala: โFor me, the GOAT has to be Leo Messiโ, told Bayern TV.
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tchouameni 1st season as a madrid player: uefa supercup winner, ucl ko stage, world cup final.
camavinga 2nd season as a madrid player: ucl winner, laliga winner, supercup winner, supercopa winner + world cup final.
and then you have the boys from federal republic of tiki taka
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this generation of players are seriously eating good because he's only 4 titles away from winning as many as cristiano ronaldo for real madrid in just his 6th year
Vinicius Jr could win his 13th trophy with Real Madrid on Wednesday. ๐๐
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it's funny because all of them are popularly known for what they can offer to the horny community rather than rap itself
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watching our missed chances again and all i could think of is this
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notice how we're the only ones who don't bring up other players' names for comparisons whenever we play well?
very classy, very secure.
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him and the pure football ability man came in the same year btw and the ability man ended up with 7 goals in 4 years with an xG of 100000 burgers consumed.
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๐๐๐๐๐: Rodrygo scored his 50th Real Madrid goal tonight.
โจParabรฉns,
@RodrygoGoes
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@ESPNFC
Exactly when you deep, Guardiola has never coached any average team, he always get's the money and players behind him, that is why Mourinho is clear.
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same way a certain fraud stood in front of 80k fans and assured them that champions league is coming back only for them to experience their most humiliating moment in history and then left them bankrupt, he can't fool me dawg i'm familiar with you people's game.
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the current best DM in the epl was a random guy at atletico, the best player in the epl scored 8 goals in 4yrs in laliga, odegaard a madrid bench warmer went straight to captain arsenal, one of the EPL "big 6", casemrio was receiving best DM itw shout after scoring against forest
La Liga is a dead league. The quality is not good. Players are not being bought from La Liga. There is no interest.
Let's look at the "Big 6" and how many players are being bought from Spain, as well as the composition from other leagues.
Total Tallies:
- Premier League: 65
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it took a 21yo to give this lazy fool his first UCL title in his career without doing anything for 5 fuckin years. he should focus on vinicius surpassing his legacy before worrying about CR7.
note: for every like, i'm gonna list a FOOTBALL ABILITY that CR7 has over him.
๐จ๐จ๐๏ธ| Eden Hazard: "Cristiano is a greater player than me but, in terms of pure football, honestly, I don't think so."
[Via:
@lequipe
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Ask 100 real madrid fans about messi and 90 will genuinely tell you they don't have anything against him and he's one of the greatest, ask 100 culers about CR7 and 99 will tell you he's just a tap-in merchant all his life.
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@kvzxxm
i just imagined laliga twitter right now if vinicius told atletico or valencia fans that he has 2 UCLS and they have 0..
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bruh i love madridxtra so much. they're so professional and unproblematic you'd think these awards were from an official real madrid voting.
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๐๐๐๐๐: Vinicius Jr is your Real Madrid Fans Player of the Year!
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having a player like vinicius out for 2 months and he wasn't even missed at all is crazy.
don carlo i will never stop waving your flag.
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matchday 8.
delay is not denial.
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we've just signed KYLIAN MBAPPE and i feel absolutely nothing ๐คฃ
thank you, vinicius junior ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ค
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real madrid have 5D and 1L in la liga this season
valverde started in 6 of those 6 games
bellingham started in 5 of those 6 games
rodrygo started in 4 of those 6 games
kroos started in 4 of those 6 games
camavinga started in 4 of those 6 games
alaba started in 4 of those 6 games
Real Madrid have 5D and 1L in La Liga this season. Luka Modric started in 4 of those 6 games.
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benzema picked r9(his childhood idol) ahead of cristiano ronaldo in his all-time xi
cristiano ronaldo picked mbappe(his biggest idoliser) ahead of benzema in a random selection.
but some of you are crying and cussing out cristiano.
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barcelona players are the best until it's time to actually play for barcelona
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i'll rather a man with 5 UCLs, 8 league titles, 56 individual awards, 430+ career goal, 1 uefa best, 33 career trophies win the Balon D'or instead of Joshua_Ubeku from the slums of green white green decides who wins it.
Ballon dโOr has lost its value. Ordinary men are now touching a sacred award. ๐
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one thing i've noticed about football fans:
short footballers = talented
tall footballers = no talent just abilities
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imagine real madrid doing a comunicado oficial because ronaldo moved from juventus to manchester united ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Comunicado del FC Barcelona sobre la decisiรณn de Leo Messi de jugar en el Inter de Miami
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tchouameni 1st season as a madrid player: uefa supercup, cwc, cdr final, ucl semis.
camavinga 2nd season as a madrid player: ucl, laliga, uefa supercup, supercopa, cwc, cdr final, b2b ucl semis.
and then you have the boys from the federal republic of tiki taka...
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Ancelotti is doing to Rodrygo what he did to Vinicius last season, trust the process ๐
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y'all thought we're in the pedri and gavi debates? no pal, wallahi we would do nasty things to kdb, xavi and iniesta's legacy just wait and see ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐จ If Real Madrid complete the double, Jude Bellingham would be the heavy favourite to become the 2nd youngest Ballon dโOr winner.
@Independent
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carvajal is the most inevitable player in real madrid history. he's been a starter in 3 different eras for the club.
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crazy that all our front 3 are ronaldo fanboys.
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no matter how many people lie to themselves, the truth is we wouldn't have gotten a monstrous vini & rodrygo if not for carlo, we wouldn't see a balon d'or benzema if not for carlo, and several other guys here today.
ancelotti's arrival really improved these guys in so many ways
As much as I criticize him, the truth has to be spoken, Ancelotti is one of the main reasons if not the main reason for Judeโs success. He put him in a role that unlocked a different player.
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wizkid wins grammy as a featured artist: "can't he do it alone? he's nothing without drake and beyonce."
tems wins grammy as a featured artist: "wow wow wowwww!!!! what a win for afrobeat & for black women! GO GIRLLLLLL!!!"
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rodrygo goes at 22yo
-52 goals & 38 assists career stats
-15 ucl goals, 9 assists
-2 iconic goals vs city 3 vs chelsea
-youngest player to score hattrick in the ucl (19/20)
-b2b 5 goal tally in ucl (21/22 & 22/23)
-completed football(ucl, laliga x2, usc, cwc, cdr, supercopa x2)
Martinelliโs PR needs to wake up
Cause wtf has rodrygo done to be compared to martinelli????
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vinicius junior has 5 goals against klopp's liverpool. FIVEEE.
rodrygo has 4 goals against pep's manchester city. FOURRR.
BIG GAME PLAYERS! ๐ง๐ท
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THIS IS THE GREATEST SUCCESSFUL HATE WATCH I HAVE EVER WITNESS IN MY LIFE ๐ญ๐ญ
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Luka Modric has more goals for Croatia than iniesta has for Spain...
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crazy thing is in the last 4 european finals he's played for real madrid, he has kept a clean sheet in all 4 of them.
1-0 vs liverpool
2-0 vs frankfurt
2-0 vs dortmund
2-0 vs atalanta
top 3 goalkeeper in real madrid's history and he's not 3.
๐ง๐ช Thibaut Courtois has not conceded a goal since returning from his ACL injury:
Cรกdiz
Granada
Alavรฉs
Real Betis
Borussia Dortmund
Atalanta
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rodrygo has been at real madrid for 5 years and has never for once played in his preferred position for more than 3 games. but when you search for the best right wingers in 2024, he sits at 2nd position and he's the only shift make right footed player in the top 10.
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just dipped when the ballon d'or takes place in october, mbappe woulda been a madrid player by then, and if he gets a top 3 finish, we'll have 3 madrid players on the podium.
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cristiano ronaldo has 20 goals vs barcelona, 9 goals vs bayern, 27 goals vs sevilla, 10 goals vs juventus and 25 goals vs atletico madrid.
does that mean they are all small clubs? ๐ค
Cristiano Ronaldo now has scored 10 goals in 11 games against Luxembourg.
That's the first time he's reached double digits against an international side.
He loves a goal against Luxembourg ๐
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luis figo publicly mocked real madrid and florentino perez went on to sign him weeks later and he turned out to be a madrid legend.
there's a video of courtois singing "puta madridistas" with atletico
who cares anymore ๐คทโโ๏ธ
this is what we're signing and "madridistas" expect me to be all happy about it
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once again, the fate of spanish football lies in the hands of real madrid club de futbol.
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IM CRYING DAWG SKYSPORT PREMEIR LEAGUE ARE TRYING TO TAKE THE GLORY FOR JOSELU IN THEIR NEWS HEADLINES
"FORMER STOKE AND NEWCASTLE STIKER SCORES 2 LATE GOALS TO SEND REAL MADRIDTO THE FINAL" BRUH BORE OFFFFFFFF ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Burna Boy, Fela Kuti and 2face Idibia has the realest songs in the history of Nigerian music.
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nah fr davido is actually very good. his discography is insane. thank God i dropped all my agendas and started appreciating him more ๐
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LMFAOOOOO AM I THE ONLY ONE POSITIVE ABOUT THAT TIE?
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in less than 2 years, vinicius jr has passed the:
trent arnold test, hakimi test, cancelo test, kyle walker test, reecee James test & araujo test.
there's literally nothing there to prove anymore.
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Vinicius received racial abuse from Mallorca fans, scored the game opening goal and celebrated in front of those fans.
King.
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8ร league title
6ร supercup
5ร ucl
5ร cwc
4ร cup winner
4x usc winner
4x ๐ซ๐ท poty
1ร nations league
1ร uefa best
1ร b d'or
6ร top scorer
5ร pots
630 g/a
120 ucl g/a
the greatest 9 ever ๐
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ANDRIY LUNIN
CARLO ANCELOTTI
NACHO FERNANDEZ
FEDE VALVERDE
DANI CARVAJAL
RODRYGO GOES
VINICIUS JUNIOR
LUCAS VASQUEZ
EDER MILITAO
BRAHIM DIAZ
FERLAN MENDY
ANTONIO RUDIGER
JUDE BELLINGHAM
TONI KROOS
EDOUARDO CAMAVINGA
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU GUYS TILL INFINITY AND BEYOND ๐ญ๐ค
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a good man-manager will never campaign for a guy who he last managed 11yrs ago to win the bd'or over his currrent player who won all the individual awards, broke all records, scored 61 g/a & won the treble in his first season under him
THIS IS WHAT A GOOD MAN-MANAGER LOOKS LIKE
๐ฃ Carlo Ancelotti: "I think Vinรญ Jr is close to WINNING the Ballon d'Or."
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21yo jude bellingham really scored 19 league goals in his first year in spain as a midfielder... NINETEEN!!!!!!
GIVE HIM THE BALLON D'OR IDC
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so many yappers right now, especially from inside the house, but best believe the sun will shine on us again.
#talksoon
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incase you dunno, this act must be done by only spanish real madrid players who gets to wear the captain armband and must have been at the club for 10+ years
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rodrygo is a better dribbler than saka even in saka's preferred position.
@bagofnuts_
Better creator Than rodrygo
Better passer
Better dribbler
More consistent
How are you measuring the better player pls
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this dovbyk guy scored a hattrick tonight to surpass sรธrloth for the pichichi who scored 4 goals last week ๐๐๐
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real madrid fans are horribly shameless lol, they're celebrating almeria's relegation on twitter when they should be throwing a party in real life.
you guys need to do better fr.
๐จ OFFICIAL: Almerรญa are RELEGATED from La Liga. โ
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camavinga and vinicius made a robotic bellingham danced and they think he's not gonna make mbappe dance.
we will be there.
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i don't like this peace at all, give me back my Sergio Ramos and Pepe ffs
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guardiola and his players were campaigning for hasbullah ballon d'or after everything haaland achieved with them that season ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
City of Madrid and the team is chanting:
โVINI BALLON DโOROโฆโ
โVINI BALLON DโOROOOOOOOโฆ!โ
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bruh one thing about real madrid, we don't know how to hype our players enough. back to back uefa champions league semi finals for these young guys and we're seeing it as a normal thing...
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real madrid fans, what if:
1. vinicius wins the champions league and also wins the copa america.
2. bellingham wins the champions league and also wins the euros.
who would y'all prefer to win the ballon d'or then? ๐ค
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unrelated but crazy when you think that all those people behind him might also be dead now.
Alfredo di Stefano smoking a cigarette on Real Madrid's bench - one of the most iconic pictures of all time.
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imagine tactico twitter right now if frenkie or pedri were the ones that dropped 3 assists in one game
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camavinga and musiala back-to-back ucl quarter-finals while dropping masterclass performances against teams like liverpool and psg.
i'm gonna leave it at that for you to figure out where i'm headed to
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left a toxic environment and remembered the siuuu, what a man.
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when he signs lamine yamal on loan in a few years because he couldn't live up to the barca hype anymore >>>
๐จ๐ Kylian Mbappรฉ signed tonight all documents to become the new owner of French side SM Caen.
Everything has been sealed, reports Lโรquipรฉ as Kylian will acquire 80% of the Ligue 2 clubโs shares.
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"football for the fans"
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mbappe vs brest and lille
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florian wirtz and phil foden got baked in a cup final this week and suddenly no one is talking about them winning the balon d'or anymore ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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tears girona are playing the UCL anthem in their stadium ๐ญ๐คโค๏ธ๐ญโค๏ธ๐ญโค๏ธ๐ญโค๏ธ๐ญโค๏ธ๐ญโค๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐ค
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@ManUtd
this is a 38yo still balling in the biggest club itw, he doesn't come on in the 85th minute for just a cameo, he's trusted and respected by the club, the coach and the fans, he doesn't need to be a team player from the bench in tough games, i won't say more than that ๐๐ฝ
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