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please normalize wanting to dance with somebody and PLEASE normalize wanting to feel the heat with somebody. it’s okay to want to dance with somebody who loves you.
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Chris Pine wrote feminist erotica and would definitely do dirty things to you, respectfully.
Chris Evans is actually Captain America. A wholesome puppy. 13/10 a very good boy.
Chris Hemsworth is stupid hot, learning, and growing beyond a basic bro.
These are the only Chrises.
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this is what happens when you don't learn your white history.
Wait a min…white women on TikTok are using The Chicks “Not Ready to Make Nice” audio to say they’re going to vote for Trump? Oh honey…
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all the streaming prices are rising but you're cancelling shows, not providing more than 10 episodes, no longer providing pathways for writers/directors to grow in – where the fuck is my money going??
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Nicola Coughlan is posting almost exclusively about Rafah on her IG knowing folks are going to be searching for her for the Met Gala.
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I wonder if that person at ABC who didn't want to give Shonda another ticket to Disney is okay
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Also, just dropping this here for no reason at all.
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Dear TV showrunners: your couples do not need to break up to be interesting. You and your team are writers—write interesting outcomes. Use your imaginations.
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Prince Harry actually truly is a romance novel hero. Like, he was ROUGH around the edges for a while. A hot damn mess, who got his life together on his own, then married for love and said fuck off to his awful family. Like, fam.
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Is he wearing an open weave tank top? The gray in his beard. The exquisite length of his hair. I love him. The best white Chris™️
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The gentrification of Agrabah has begun. Next up, gourmet, artisanal hummus.
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you support your union but you don't support striking means you don't support your union.
"I do not support striking. I don't. I think it's a reductive negotiating tactic, and I find the entire thing entirely frustrating."
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not to be dramatic, but chrome moving downloads to the top of the browser has ruined my life.
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I'm tired of unhappy endings. It's why I read romance. Because it's a guarantee of the genre. It's BORING to continue to have people write 'what if the good guys lose over and over again?'
Let people win. Let them be happy. If you think that's a boring premise, get therapy.
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Starting my campaign now for a buddy road trip comedy through Ireland starring two Irish powerhouses: Ayo Edebiri and Nicola Coughlan.
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This is the very definition of letting your white friends get you in trouble. I know y'alls mommas warned you.
Card Declined: Black Capitol Rioter Tries To Claim Racism Before Catching Longest Jail Sentence Connected To Insurrection Thus Far
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Anyways, romance novels are undefeated. Take note.
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DON'T STOP CALLING YOUR SENATORS JUST BECAUSE MCCAIN IS ON THE NO SIDE
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This is how you ally, white women.
"I hate to break up the 100% white male card game – but I think this is an important debate."
MN House Minority Leader speaks out.
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I'm sure race in the 60s in Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is going to be handled as delicately and with all the aplomb that ASP can muster.
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@TheREDGodLeo
🙃🤮 imagine thinking a strike is only about you. HE'S IN A FUCKING UNION. That's the whole point!
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@nobodyhere23
@Deen8
@RaivynRose
Except she's clearly been training for more than 4 years and this is so stupid. She did what she did and doesn't owe anyone an explanation.
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NOVELISTS WRITING ABOUT GROWING UP BLACK IN THE SOUTH: Meemaw's hands were cracked and frail from the years of labor in the fields, but she still came home and fixed chitlins and biscuits every night.
MY ACTUAL CHILDHOOD IN THE SOUTH: got rotisserie chicken from Publix
NOVELISTS WRITING ABOUT GROWING UP BROWN IN THE CITY: There was another shootout. The bullet holes pockmarked our school’s brick walls. My chicas and I roll our eyes and snap gum in unison. We’re all 7 months pregnant.
MY ACTUAL CHILDHOOD IN THE CITY: I was at home, reading.
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be still my litigious american heart
USA Gymnastics has submitted additional evidence to the Court of Arbitration for Sport.
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"I'm going to treat myself." -me, a woman who has never denied herself anything ever.
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@culerpxckedV2
@anotherlisap
@GToorash
@BPrainsack
@Black0verflow
@elonmusk
We understand you get no b!tches
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Lmao they're really just fun and we only truly see them at events and then they're like minding their business. We're bombarded with hotness and then nothing.
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@rural___juror
thanks so much for letting people know you minimize the impact of working in a hostile, racist environment. why don't you go touch grass?
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I feel like it's absolutely appropriate to share the most romantic photo in existence for Harry and Meghan's third wedding anniversary.
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@ejbowlin
Imagine telling a constitutional lawyer they don't know the constitution while also paying for twitter. Lmao couldn't be me
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I don't know if those of you who don't recognize this as Whitney Houston's I Wanna Dance with Somebody are being genuine or facetious because Twitter, but, uh...
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Jodie putting this in her IG story absolutely knowing this is a LEWK and correctly stating it's a panty dropper is criminal, your honor.
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imagine a turd as a human being. that has more integrity than this man.
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ooh Elom Nusk fanboys are MELTING DOWN because of John Oliver.
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@RealSaavedra
@Chiefs
How does the death of 50+ at the hands of a deranged, white terrorist correlate to the deaths of unarmed black ppl by the state?
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If romance novels have taught me anything, it's that if I start pretend-dating a friend for convenience reasons, I'm definitely going to fall in love with them.
If romance novels have taught me anything, it's that if I get named in a will, I'm going to have to be married in a year or forfeit it all.
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#NoConfederate
because GREAT TV got cancelled while slavery fan fiction is getting the green light.
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Harry popping into Meghan's pod to say to Serena "I like what you've done with your hair; it's a vibe" is exactly what my Friday needed.
#Archetypes
#ArchetypesonSpotify
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i took a screenshot because i just want to reiterate that black women are not your crutch for when you receive valid criticism over a piece of work. thank you, goodnight.
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Pro-Palestinian protests are not inherently anti-Semitic.
Protesting outside a Jewish-owned store simply because they're Jewish IS anti-Semitic.
Hope this helps.
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@KobenatorCactus
Imagine not understanding the collective bargaining of a union that you benefit from to lick the boots of the rich. You all are a disease
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Ezra Miller allegedly kidnapped a kid but it's not news because the kid in question is Native American. Like everything about them is absolutely fucked up.
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Why isn't every household in the country being sent Covid test kits and KN95 masks??? Logistics???
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@C_GraceT
@ConStar24
This is it. The most unbelievable part about romance isn't getting an HEA, it's well-adjusted men who are capable of talking about their feelings and believe in apologies.
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@RealSaavedra
@Chiefs
I'll tell you, neither deserves to be propped up with faux patriotism. That's how we got here in the first place.
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NOT A DRILL! THE Heather Headley as The Witch in Into the Woods!!
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uh, no. this sounds like you stopped reading romance in 1970. because there are authors, NOW, writing regency romance that are filled with actual feminist characters and not just the idea of them
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@kingebarrington
the way her whole demeanor changed when that question came. she's a queen for walking off.
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There is no verdict that renders justice. George Floyd should be alive. We should not need vigils for him. Fight for Black people while we're still alive.
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Guys, Harry picked flowers from Kensington Gardens for Meghan's bouquet, so men out there, you've got to step it the fuck up.
#RoyalWedding
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Tumblr, you will always be that girl. They'll never make me hate you, Penelope!
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@THR
Did he try being a good staff writer, or is he just complaining using identity politics. Isn't that what y'all say happens?
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@PierreKory
Ah yes, let trust the well-researched and proven source of *checks notes* Midwesterndoctor(dot)com.
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This is attempted murder. The white girls involved in this plot should be expelled and have this on their records for the rest of their lives. And while we're at it, charge these hoes' parents, too, cause you know they learn it from them.
Domestic Terrorists: Black 17-Year-Old Girl At Stephen F. Austin State University Has Dorm Room Raided By Gun-Toting Cops After Racist White Roommates Set Her Up
(Image via South_agency / Getty)
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Kevin Hart: homophobic jokes are no big deal, no one gets hurt.
Meanwhile, in 2019:
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@Capitol_HaYWhY
@wrens_dens
@Joe_drozd
@juniormc405
@pearlythingz
@cecemuny
It's not a term, it's a word. An adjective, it means consisting of small particles. Hope this helps!
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Is Sister Night tinted blue because of [spoiler] or because she's reflecting Dr Manhattan...or both?!?
#Watchmen
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an anonymous "source" versus Variety. y'all are so funny. sorry, but season 3 of Bridgerton was a runaway hit. you can be mad about it, but do stop lying about its success.
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I traveled 3,000+ miles for this photo. Thank God everyone's eyes are open. ☺
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HAPPY PRIDE, QUEERS! Remember, Pride is not brought to you by Oreos or vodka, but by trans-WOC who refused to kowtow to the powers that be.
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What is a legacy? It's planting seeds in a garden you'll never get to see.
#ChadwickForever
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@Family_viralvid
@nocapfelix
Lol imagine thinking the police are helpful. Whew! Y'all are FUNNY
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@THR
Their letter states Jews are of Middle Eastern indigeneity, so they are represented by the MENA categorization already laid out by the Academy.
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Hello, I wear a mask so
@nicolebyer
can fuck in 2021.
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@sweetsavant
oh yeah, he went to Berkley and took a class. the professor talked about it on here.
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Logan Echolls, my love, you deserved better.
WORST. TROPE. EVER.
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So, I'm on my flight back to Miami and these two people wanted me to switch my seat so they could sit together. I said no. Period. I said no. They absolutely flipped their shit. "You're so rude. You're so inconsiderate! It's just two hours!" Anyways look at this great photo of me
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Doing what's right sometimes costs you things. Things that you really want. POC have been paying this price endlessly. It's high time white people put skin in the game. Period. Stand up against racism in your industry, good white ladies of romance. The time is now.
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Just told one of my shit stain of a misogynist co-workers that if he ever spoke to me again like he did in a meeting we just had he would absolutely regret it and I'm not to be fucked with.
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I think about this gif of Elizabeth Debicki looking at
@TessaThompson_x
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