Johnny Malloy
@mistercecil
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Writer. A decent follow. Always assume I'm just being playful.
Missoula, MT
Joined July 2020
Karolina fans. Explain it to me. I don't understand. She has two lines a week tops. What makes her special? #Succession.
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Jon Stewart is now doing John Oliver style "jokes" and Rex Chapman is HERE FOR IT.
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Wil Wheaton, bro. I have PTSD and I'm very shy about bringing it up because people have it for much worse reasons than I do, not that I didn't go through some shit, but it could've been worse. You saw Elmo get "strangled" by Larry David. You're 50. Man up.
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@Harry1T6 @chaptersindigo I think these books are wonderful! Children should not have fun childhoods. They should immediately be inundated with well meaning ideologies co-opted by opportunistic grifters and failed writers trying to sell books to dumb parents by any means possible.
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@TimJDillon @joerogan The part about straight white women identifying as gay while having a boyfriend and being 100% heterosexual is real. I wrote for an online pop culture site for a few years and so many of the female writers were "bi" or "queer" and had, at best, kissed a girl once in college.
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@RepSwalwell Why is the son dressed like a girl? Or can I not ask this totally legitimate question in this situation?.
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@latimes Reminds me of Riverdale. All these woke AF shows, trying their best to be inclusive, still get slammed by the actors that aren't front and center to their liking.
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Today is the day I found out about Greg.
@POTUS Thank you for this tweet mr president. My local gas stations all dropped their prices $2 instantly because they had your tweet notifications on.
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@dougquan Recurring and tertiary character actors complaining that their recurring and/or tertiary characters don't have big, meaty storylines is baffling to me. Those character are on the fringes by design. Everyone feels "underutilized" now. I call bullshit.
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@snide_sally @WildPalmsLtd Instead of getting instantly outraged for attention, try reading the fucking article. You are part of the problem. A HUGE part of the problem. Spreading misinformation.
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@ThatKevinSmith @The_SecretStash @MastersOfficial @Mattel I hear Clerks III kills off Dante and Randall in the first act and it's mostly about Jen Schwalbach's journey to run the Quick Stop with Becky. Confirm? I'd like to practice the crying selfie I plan to post on Twitter if true.
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@RebeccaPMusic @nypost It's literally like $50 million to him, but I get it, words have no meaning anymore. People just say whatever sounds clever even when it's patentedly idiotic.
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@TimJDillon McKinnon is talented, and I'm sure others are too on the current cast, but all the media ever talks about is Pete Davidson, Bowen Yang and Aidy Bryant, three of the most aggressively unfunny people on the planet today. People trying to convince themselves SNL is good is so odd.
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@LeftHandedLarue I'm not sure why people are fawning over this tweet where you decry racism and then make angry, broad statements about a specific race in the same breath.
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@1912Fenway @vulture @__ChrisLee How are they being pitted against each other? There was tension between the two. And now it's being reported. That's not pitting two women against each other. It's reporting a story.
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@TimJDillon "Livia! I can't find my iconic glasses!"."Oh poor you!"."Hey Paulie, how's that mother of yours."."Your uncle sells patio furtunite!"."Varsity athlete" comment. On and on. It was the weirdest "Remember when. " that happened on the show. I thought "Remember when" was bad.
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@NYMag I feel like editors of papers and magazines are just like, "Hey, go make some shit up.".
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@usatodayopinion You'll never be a letterman, let alone a three time one, with this attitude.
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@DJSchneller @SportsCenter Fuck, man. Never good enough is it? Kyrie is a weird dude, but I think this was a nice move on his part. Someone always has to have a better idea, or an better place for the money to go. Only on Twitter can an act of kindness get shit on.
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@TimJDillon @benaveryisgood He handles one comedy special and he thinks he's a baller. If he starts wearing a fedora on the podcast we may have to sit him down.
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@TalkerReel92 @TimothyThomasCo @driftingideals @THR You're the worst type of critic. All cinema has to pass your rigid rules of what makes a movie good. You're frustrating and/or frustrated.
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@TimJDillon I refinanced recently after buying a house during that time when they were just giving away houses. Finally smartened up and locked in a staggeringly lower rate. I will own something and be happy.
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@latimesent @MumfordAndSons Back to the factory for deprogramming. We can't be out here reading books all willy nilly. Otherwise, Twitter will say we deserve the "consequences" of thinking differently (or merely entertaining the notion). How awful.
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@Josephsienna423 @JayBauman1 That was nowhere in the film. This is a dangerous trend I'm noticing in real life as well, where people sort of rewrite history in their head instead of believing what their eyes and ears clearly show and tell them.
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@Sethrogen @JebsenMoore @jonkay I feel like Seth Rogen needs to pick a few fights in his own weight class. Maybe start a feud with Ashton Kutcher or something and let the adults talk amongst themselves.
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@maximusmom13 My favorite BB celebs are the ones that don't know the "routine" of being on the show. When the Mellancamp lady left and he was like, "Why ya'll crying? She's not dead. She's out there!" I lost it. Lamar has had a tough go of life. I'm rooting for him.
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@KCx0 @Ron4California @maddow Nope. It was BOTH. If you try to prove a point by pivoting to something else and refusing to acknowledge that both things are wrong, you are being intellectually dishonest with everyone, including yourself.
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@ReutersFacts Is this the best use of your time @ReutersFacts? Shouldn't you be simping for Pfizer?.
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@realpepejoe @SirajAHashmi @TheDailyShow Except, I've been reading about the nursing homes, and fraudulent data for a year plus now. This isn't NEW information. This is information people willfully ignored. Mostly the "legitimate press.".
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Emma Watson is such a moron, and a terrible actress, but Giant Freaking Robot is here to make it all right. The entire main cast of Harry Potter turning on JK Rowling for something I doubt any of them even understand is typical actor idiocy. Rowling did nothing wrong.
It’ll depend on what the contract JK signed in terms of movie rights, but Emma might just find she’s not even asked. Somebody needs to do some serious growing up.
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@the_Tonus @CommodorePowers @nypost It's painfully easy to spot when someone has no damn clue what Joe Rogan is all about. They think he's a big Trump alt right guy. Its crazy.
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@brasiermeal @TimJDillon Well, you said "media is quite bad" while he said something a little bit more substantive.
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@MJRIII @DavidSpade We should listen to this man. He pinned a George Takei tweet. He knows comedy.
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@NairaSetrakian I'm still shocked that so many people can disqualify a black person's beliefs or politics, and then call Them racist. I suppose I need a woke white person (with a shit ton of internalized biases) to explain this to me. They're the best at it.
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@Fred_J_Walsh @redlettermedia I have watched all their Star Trek discussions, despite not being a Star Trek fan at all. That's how smart, funny, and interesting these guys are. They are the best kind of critics, in that they are objective and don't fall into the traps other reviewers do.
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@chr6me @dablackcorleone @Joycengassa @dbrewer8318 @ComplexPop He didn't do that at all. Everyone sees that except you.
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@papadonkeys @TimJDillon Lazy comedy defended by lazy bot farm account. Lemme guess, Bowen Yang did a sketch where the wardrobe department did 99% of the heavy lifting.
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@TimJDillon @joerogan I should exclusively post in the comments of Tim's Tweets. They're the only time I ever get any engagement.
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@DevanCosta I fucking KNEW no one in Ukraine was watching Black Lady Sketch Show! I feel vindicated.
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Gee, where have I heard this before? #JoeRoganExperience @CNN.
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@JebraFaushay I love this. I'm going to do this. I just need to find a black family that can't afford their own tickets. Then I need to somehow give them the tickets in a non-white savior-y way. Then set aside a few hours to work detail at a movie theater and turn away paying customers.
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@TheBabylonBee The comments are great. You get people that either don't get the joke, or people that painstakingly spell it out, or people that try to workshop the joke into something they deem even funnier. Or they are Onion fans lurking and leaving bitchy comments.
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@rawlgee @TheBabylonBee @Not_the_Bee It starts out harmless enough, and then it descends into hate and racism pretty quick.
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@HollyBriden @AttorneyCrump Oh, so they're still going with that old bit of fiction are we? He also beat the cop and grabbed his gun. You know, after chocked and robbing a local store owner. Funny how that all got memory-holed.
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@keshi926 Whenever Jag wants to feign sadness he does the Mitch Kramer from Dazed and Confused.
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@NickAdamsinUSA @KCStar I've been seeing some real mind-blowing, insane, idiotic Tweets from you lately, Nick, but this is the worst one so far. Of all the players in the NFL, you have beef with Mahomes?.
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@TimJDillon This seems like an idea dreamed up by someone that ends every statement about helping people with, "and especially people of color.".
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@WestPalmFLMan @snide_sally @WildPalmsLtd The part that bothers me the most is all the Likes and Retweets out and out lies get. How many thousands of people are now spreading this lie? And it's like this for all kinds of stories. No one cares about facts anymore. Or common sense. The media is disgusting.
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I realize she wouldn't have won anyway, but it looked to me like she finished writing Harriet Tubman. Odd. #Jeopardy.
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@KCx0 @Ron4California @maddow I say that Tucker and Maddow are BOTH non-news shows and you go on a posting spree to focus solely on Tucker when the Ivermectin story I'm talking about only deals with Maddow. I repeat that you are intellectually dishonest and further proving my point.
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@CNBC I hate stuff like this. Ruins all the fun. This is how natural selection works itself out. More of the Tik Tok generation needs their identities stolen. Maybe they'll end up with a new, more interesting one.
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@quantomworks @TheBabylonBee When did having a sense of humor mean you were 1000% a Trump supporter? I've never voted Republican in my life, but I have the mental capacity to find humor in everything, and the Bee is usually fucking hilarious (and pointedly accurate).
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@Calcolis @PunishedNsfw @TheEcho13 I agree but you're making way too much sense for this crowd to ever understand what you are clearly and plainly saying. They'll talk themselves in circles before giving you an inch.
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@ShootersEvolut1 @Only1BDT @USATODAY Are you under the impression that only white people open-carry guns in open-carry states?.
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@AfricaIsDivine @45Mcgrath @EndWokeness Well, obviously they were being hyperbolic, but the majority of these people can't possibly because those of us who actually have black friends (friends, not minor acquaintances) would never do this bizarre, performative ritual.
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@sasimons @DavidCashJr Everyone that disagrees with you in not right wing, and almost all of what I've seen is not "bad faith" but keep digging that hole. How you speak in absolutes is one of your many blind spots.
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@seerutkchawla @ChristinaBehme4 Because they fear what he represents. Civil discourse. An open exchange of ideas. He's not divisive. They need constant conflict and he champions personal responsibility and love and they act like he's an insane monster because they Need to believe he is to validate themselves.
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I see every entertainment site is releasing the Kraken on Johnny Depp all at the same time. Each putting their own little spin on things in the headline. Based on all the evidence THEY'VE given us, I'm not sure why these people expect us to stan Amber Heard so hard.
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@coopercooperco This was one of many moments that made no logical sense. I'm sure Issa Lopez has just seen a lot of lazy horror movies.
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@WildPalmsLtd @NNation37 Delete the original Tweet then. Otherwise, you are contributing to a false narrative. Look how many people are now riled up about a "homophobic hate crime" that was an accident.
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@0fficialhonesty @AlaninSoFlo @chelseahandler It's 2020. Let's stop telling black people what they should and shouldn't do. It's not progressive, it's condescending and (by the standards of 2020) racist.
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@el_grouch @TimJDillon She could've had a private plane but she chose to hire 27 inept interns that can't turn on a stove instead. Also, she's got an entire zoo in her backyard I hear.
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@RageMachine27 @journeymaxx @PrisonPlanet And then he apologized for reading and liking a book. Because in 2021, entertaining ideas is problematic.
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This guy sucks. If you don't know him, keep it that way. He tries to be funny but he's just an asshole. You don't have to be a Brittney Griner fan to find this guy pathetic.
Since the @WNBA is writing press releases about me…here is a snippet of my interaction with Brittney Griner today…. Watch the Full Video on my YouTube Channel Sunday Morning 10am Central.
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Fall River is trending on Twitter. I know we all have nothing to promote because we're all from Fall River and got nothing going on, but we should tell the world about chow main noodles until a fight about it breaks out. And someone gets stabbed.
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@MattWalshBlog Can't he just say his opinion has evolved over time? That's what progressives say when they say something different over time.
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@toaster_headd @TimJDillon Comic: You guys remember Transformers? (Makes sounds when they transformed in the cartoon).Audience:
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@ShaverComedy @TimJDillon Augustus: (Takes a drag from a cigarette) "Hey man, a chocolate factory. Yeah. Is that really The Move?".
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@sasimons If you knew anything about Tim, or comedy in general, he is making an example of Ellory's own hypocrisy. You misunderstanding that is not surprising.
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@boredwokempire @TimJDillon @ggreenwald And he goes on Fox News sometimes, so his opinions are all invalid! Opinions only matter when you give them to a nodding Rachel Maddow or Don Lemon.
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@IanKennedyCK @sportsfan_ian What do hope to gain being THIS online? “Is that what I said? Certainly not.” No, you just made up a bullshit conversation that feeds your own “yay! Women’s sports” narrative. And used your child to do it.
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Poor Carrot Top, his notifications are going nuts right now and it's got nothing to even do with him.
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