Devan Costa
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Firm believer that reality died with Kobe… Podcasts: Hate Watch with Devan Costa and @lemonpartyshow
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Quite possibly the most important lawsuit in American history
Taco Bell was sued today in a false advertising class action.
Consumers allege that Taco Bell misrepresents the amount of beef in the Crunchwrap Supreme "by at least double the amount."
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He shouldn’t even be the face of his own body
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“According to my sources, FS1 executives believe First Things First star Nick Wright is the future of the network. But do they really want to take the 39-year-old Wright and
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Yeah just wait until Baby Gronk runs into my kid, Baby Aaron Hernandez
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Lower gas prices you old retard
Concert tickets are hard enough to get, you shouldn’t have to pay surprise service fees on top of that.
My Administration is working to crack down on those junk fees, so you know what you are paying for up front.
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Ghislaine Maxwell has been sentenced to 20 years in Congress
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This recording of Vladimir Putin talking about why he’s invading Ukraine is eye opening
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I hope the lil trick or treaters at my door are ready to show full proof of vax tonight and that includes the booster!
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Watching my Moms boyfriend dive head first into a 5 foot deep pool for the 3rd time today
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This is such a beautiful expression of one’s self. I know a lot of women afraid to admit they’re retarded
Addison Rae wears statement piece in new photoshoot for Vogue.
📸: Davis Bates
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She looks like she wears sexually explicit looney tunes T shirts at Six Flags
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I was a crew member on the set of ‘Rust’ and Alec Baldwin treated me like everyone else
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The hardest part of being a construction worker has to be drinking a 42 ounce Dr. Pepper at 7am
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Enough is enough. We need a ceasefire
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Fucking drug addict
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RACISM
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I’ve raped a lot of people due to severe anxiety too
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The Cowboys are called America’s Team because they haven’t been taken seriously in the last 30 years
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This has been a great game between LSU and Iowa but I would like to see these ladies smile more
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Over what?!
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The allegations against Lizzo are serious enough to be taken to the food court
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10 years ago I made my first video ever parodying The Joe Rogan Experience unaware that millions of other people on TikTok in 2022 would do the same thing
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It’s officially been a week since I let my wife do a porn with another guy. I felt a little jealous at first but overall it wasn’t that big a deal. She’s watched me sleep with hundreds of girls and it’s never affected our relationship. Sleeping with that gentleman has been
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Instead of watching the new Louis CK special at Madison Square Garden why don’t you check out this list of incredibly unfunny people desperate to change the parameters of art to fit their own mediocrity
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Ken Burns: The Retard Civil War
Trump supporters and anti-Trump protesters are separated by metal barriers and heckling each other
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*Comedian pitching a show*
Comic - so basically it’s me but I’m not funny anymore
Network - sold
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Speeches at funerals have funnier moments
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With a full diaper
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I can’t even smell my grandmas cooking this year I think she’s lost her touch
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I don’t watch Game of Thrones but the fans always seem to be talking about the weirdest shit going on like “dude I did not expect that little girl to fuck her Dad and then eat that dragons ass!”
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Just caught a Republican Senator in a bathroom stall drinking Bud Light
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If Hasan Minhaj made up the story about anthrax being sent to his house then what happened to my letter
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Sometimes the N-word is the only thing that will attract an elk
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People will tell you they love sushi and then order a cream cheese chicken tender roll
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The Algerian boxer is a woman you fucking pieces of shit. Just because she’s an ugly, hideous beast doesn’t give you the right to shame her accomplishments
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When you’re a bad person, food is the only thing that fills the void. Fat people like Ben Avery are the definition of gluttony. These people are biblically evil. Nobody cares that you read, retard.
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Have a feeling this movie is gonna be sick and twisted
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Top Gun was a fun time but the scene where Maverick and Hangman are horsing around in the sky and fly into the World Trade Center was insensitive
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It’s weird how everyone’s crippling anxiety disorder never keeps them from seeking fame
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Another bowl of chowder gone. Another year of his life his daughter will miss. Sad. He asked for melted butter to pour in it
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