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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
He wasn’t feeling me but asked me to go back to his house so we could see what his friend thought of me
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
We kissed and he burped in my mouth
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
I fuckin did it!!!! I ran on the treadmill for 25 minutes and 18 seconds without stopping!🥳🥳. I could only do like 7 mins running at a time. Go me☺️
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 months
There’s a reason I don’t go out with certain people. My friend posted an unflattering video of me and I asked her to delete it and this bitch said, “sorry, 31 people have already viewed it, too late now”🖕🏾🖕🏾
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@missdionne_xo
Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
If you do this in gym, I’m walking in front of the camera 😒🙄
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@missdionne_xo
Dionne🇯🇲
7 months
Told my son when he’s older, he’s gonna get bare gyal cuz he’s so handsome and he said, “I don’t need bare gyal, I need just one”. Guys🥺🥺 my eyes filled up with water
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
6 likes and I’ll go gym 🙄
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
I’m convinced we’re living in a film cuz the last 2 years have been insane and it’s only getting worse
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Dionne🇯🇲
9 months
£20.34 for this? I almost dropped down
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
Some boy from my primary school added me on insta, then started asking me about primary school days. This ain’t Facebook, just like my pictures and go!
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Dionne🇯🇲
1 year
But it’s everyday “just get over it”🙄🙄
@AfricanArchives
AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY
1 year
In Louisiana, black women were put in cells with male prisoners and some became pregnant. All children born in the penitentiary to blacks were property of the state. At 10 years, they would be auctioned off. The proceeds were used to fund schools for white children. -THREAD-
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Dionne🇯🇲
8 months
A lot of women posting “happy international women’s day” but some of you are real nasty bitches. Some of you fuck your friends man
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Dionne🇯🇲
7 months
I don’t know where he gets his pure heart from cuz it ain’t from me
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Dionne🇯🇲
8 months
Ladies, your man does this at your family wedding, what’s ur next move?
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
@FromCurve No, lol I walked home
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
Express myself cuz no one ever responds to me 🤣
@ItzMikeO
Mike O
2 years
Do you tweet for interaction or to express yourself?
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
2022, we’re not touching our savings account! No transferring to our current accounts!!
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Dionne🇯🇲
5 years
I met a man in the gym who then added me on Instagram. I saw him today and he asked me if I had a son. I said nah, it’s my little brother. This child will not cock black me 😂
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
1 like and I’ll buy myself an Apple Watch I don’t really need
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Dionne🇯🇲
1 year
Just the ones I like, the rest can get fucked
@RoyIsThaTruth
King Roy
1 year
if U Suddenly Became A Bllionaire Do U Feel U Have To Take Care Of Ur Whole Family🤔
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Dionne🇯🇲
5 years
@TazerBlack A man gave me money once to go out with my friends and a good time, the next day he was like “ermmmm Dionne, that money, when can I get it back”. This was my boyfriend 😕
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Dionne🇯🇲
7 months
@RaniJuelz Right?! This is a grown ass kid!!! He literally was telling me about the girls that like him and that’s why I said that. I’m ready to fight the tl today cuz bruh 😒😒😒
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@missdionne_xo
Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
I’m ready to go to a party like this 🤣🤣wish I knew cool/fun people
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
There is a filter in this but I like think I don’t look that far off🤣I’ve posted this everywhere, might as well post here too
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 months
Tell him Moziah! Manners #loveIsland
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Dionne🇯🇲
1 year
This is most women’s mind set, don’t let the internet fool you 🙄
@CensoredMen
Censored Men
1 year
Very different mindset to most western women.
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
They’ll never be anyone as perfect as Ovie, but please try!! #LoveIsland
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
@MrOhYes @MVybesj Just in case is “time to go home” music
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Dionne🇯🇲
1 year
Went gym today and leg pressed 4 plates either side, safe to say I’m a bad man now😌
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
I think so
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@Ugochukwu_96
👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧
2 years
22. Do you look good in black ? If yes, prove it
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
If I hear these songs, I know I’m in a pub
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
This the most toxic group of females!! #loveIsland
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
He’s awake and ran in my room with this😩😩
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Dionne🇯🇲
5 years
My son is a nob😒. Bought alcohol but the woman didn’t ask me for id, I said ain’t you gonna ask me, she said no it’s ok. My son said “she’s 43”. The woman said yeh I can see🖕🏾
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
Go Dionne🥳 Go Dionne!!!! I did 30 minutes and 4 seconds!!!! I’d like to thank the apple pie I ate early for the motivation 🏆
@missdionne_xo
Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
I fuckin did it!!!! I ran on the treadmill for 25 minutes and 18 seconds without stopping!🥳🥳. I could only do like 7 mins running at a time. Go me☺️
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Dionne🇯🇲
5 years
This how I watch my bf sleep. I wana see what ur dreaming about 🔪
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
@KawhiLenz @Blayofficial It was on bbc2 yesterday. Might find it on catch up
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
Meghan’s kids would never
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
2 years
Why am I CRYING 😭
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Dionne🇯🇲
5 years
My mom❤️
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
Do you know how much of a tramp you have to be so walk street in ur dressing gown?!😖😖
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
Put his finger in my nipple and wiggled it
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Boss Don Ranivel
3 years
What’s the weirdest, maddest, cringiest (etc.) thing someone has said to you during sex or even done?! Basically anything that slightly, or even entirely shegged the moment and you wanted out? 😂😂
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
So blondes and brunettes have different personalities?? #LoveIsland
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 months
@suriyahsays It still up now, I asked her twice
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
This summer is the worst summer of all summers
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
My son is gonna learn a lesson today. He has to meet his friends at 10:50 to go go-karting, I set an alarm for 9:15 and called him 3 times and face timed him twice. His dad also knows that they need to leave at 10:30 and both are still sleeping. Oh well☺️
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
Do you think you’d be friends with some of ur followers in real life? Not including the ones you actually know in real life
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
Just you wait till I get my nails done now
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
I wana play
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@frdrck__
La’Fred 🇭🇹
2 years
Post yourself in green 🐍 immediately
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Dionne🇯🇲
6 years
I hate Samira on this show. She’s just there as the token black girl. She’s beautiful, and she’s being overlooked #loveisland
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Dionne🇯🇲
1 year
Afrobeats aren’t taking over and it’s still crap
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SK⚡️
1 year
what’s a music opinion that would have you like this? 😳
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Dionne🇯🇲
6 years
Her body language, her attitude, her whole demeanour... it stinks!! Sympathy for what please?
@SkyNews
Sky News
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"I think a lot of people should have sympathy towards me for everything I have been through." In an interview with Sky News, Shamima Begum says she hopes for the sake of her child she'll be allowed to return to the UK. Full interview here:
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Dionne🇯🇲
6 years
Bought my son a Nintendo switch for Xmas, he played it once and put it back down because “it’s too hard”. For the price it cost, he’s gonna learn to play it and love it!!!!
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Dionne🇯🇲
1 year
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@ItzMikeO
Mike O
1 year
Drop a picture of you that could be an album cover
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Dionne🇯🇲
1 year
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
Tanyal looks like she’s said “I’ll bang you in the mouth rude boy” before #LoveIsland
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Dionne🇯🇲
6 years
Samira shudda wore a wig. Her hair is starting to fluff 😩 #loveisland
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
I would like to go to the club, I want someone to accidentally spill their drink on me, I want to rush out the toilet cuz my tune came on, I wana take selfies with my friends, I wana send that “you up” text and disturb his peace. God, when?
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
Frasier is one of the funniest shows…ever!!
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
I love how Kaz has been the first official black girl to back off her wig and sleep in her bonnet but fuck sake🤣🤣 #loveIsland
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Dionne🇯🇲
5 years
Do you ever spell a word so wrong not even your phone knows what you mean?
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
Cycle lane doesn’t mean you king of the road. Common sense would say if you see a car turning, slow down and let them cross. Why would you purposely speed up and put urself in danger?? It’s like walking into the road when a car is coming
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
My son just come into my room singing “you are so beautiful to me”, I had to ask him what he wanted 😒. He said he just wanted to let me know
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
I want to be in Jamaica so I can take real pics like this, with a real palm tree 😔
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
You know what I like about clubbing and it’s probably really sad 🤦🏾‍♀️when they play a song my son likes, I record it and send him a video ❤️☺️
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Dionne🇯🇲
9 months
I leg pressed 180kg today, safe to say when I fly kick you, it’s gonna hurt ☺️☺️☺️
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
Look at me, out out
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
I get up and read Twitter like it’s the newspaper 🗞
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
Do you know how sad you have to be to grass on ur neighbours for watering their grass because of a hosepipe ban?😂😂😂😂
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 months
@Iam_IamJR Yeh, she ain’t
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Dionne🇯🇲
5 months
Uma begs Mimi so hardddd, she is not ur girl🙄 #loveIsland
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Dionne🇯🇲
6 years
@lyontetz She’s fuckin dumb. You think imma have a 20 year old draw me out and give me fake friendship 🖕🏾
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Dionne🇯🇲
5 months
“Do you like having blue eyes?”, my goodness, the dating scene is a mess #loveIsland
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 months
Ugh!! Love Diamonte!! Talk di tings!!! #loveIsland
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
Olivia and Kai look like milk and oil, they do not go together at all #loveisland
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
Told my son that I had a big nose, and he shouted at me and said he’s tired of me not loving myself 🫣🫣. I was slyly proud of him❤️
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
Driving my son to school and he keeps looking down, eventually he says “you don’t need to walk me into school, I’ll just walk by myself”. He was looking at my feet 😂😂. I’m wearing sliders and I ain’t creamed my feet😂😂😂
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
I posted this on Insta and the barbershop men said I have a one pack and I should delete it, I’m ready Jesus, I’m ready to walk into traffic 🙂
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Dionne🇯🇲
5 years
If you ain’t the driver, don’t be inviting people into my car😠😠especially if I don’t know them. Do I look like a taxi driver?
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
My child is the cutest. I have to cherish these messages because in a few years he’s gonna think I’m a dickhead😩😩
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
@its_tiff_init Fuckin hate cyclist! They love doing shit like this, entitled pricks. Vigilante of the road 🙄
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
This pic is beautiful
@dbcxptures
db 🖤
2 years
📸 - Caught in the moment
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
No one has boxed Faye before and it shows. She’s really not a very nice person #LoveIsland
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Dionne🇯🇲
1 year
As soon as you meet me! Grab my hand, a tittie, something!
@RaniJuelz
Boss Don Ranivel
1 year
How soon do you expect affection in a relationship?
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 months
@suriyahsays She has a habit of doing this. If she looks nice in the pic, she’s not taking it down
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
I applied for a job and I really really really want it!! So I’m gonna speak this into existence 🧘🏾‍♀️💫
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
“I don’t wana know” is the biggest loser anthem
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
If you don’t want to go out June 21st then don’t 🙄🙄let the people enjoy and stop moaning.
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Dionne🇯🇲
6 years
@lxxkjt You can barely walk after giving birth. You think I’m putting a willy in me??? Your fanny needs to heal, all bloody and swell up. No, it’s disgusting
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
Ignoring the filter but I think the gym is finally working!😩🙌🏾
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
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Dionne🇯🇲
3 years
Just ate a cheese toastie cuz my son had one at his friends house. Anyone else use their toastie maker for like a week then never see it again for another year?
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Dionne🇯🇲
4 years
Listennnnn, I’m so glad my mom is a nurse and was with me every step of the way. She made sure I was ok, and everything around me was how it was supposed to be. It helps that she is an ice Queen too, showing them that she don’t play! Lol
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
2023 we are not touching our savings account!
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
But he’s not wrong
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Dionne🇯🇲
5 years
It’s just a picture🙄
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Dionne🇯🇲
2 years
This the best re-coupling I’ve ever watched 😂😂 #LoveIsland
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