There’s a reason I don’t go out with certain people. My friend posted an unflattering video of me and I asked her to delete it and this bitch said, “sorry, 31 people have already viewed it, too late now”🖕🏾🖕🏾
Told my son when he’s older, he’s gonna get bare gyal cuz he’s so handsome and he said, “I don’t need bare gyal, I need just one”. Guys🥺🥺 my eyes filled up with water
Some boy from my primary school added me on insta, then started asking me about primary school days. This ain’t Facebook, just like my pictures and go!
In Louisiana, black women were put in cells with male prisoners and some became pregnant.
All children born in the penitentiary to blacks were property of the state.
At 10 years, they would be auctioned off. The proceeds were used to fund schools for white children.
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I met a man in the gym who then added me on Instagram. I saw him today and he asked me if I had a son. I said nah, it’s my little brother. This child will not cock black me 😂
@TazerBlack
A man gave me money once to go out with my friends and a good time, the next day he was like “ermmmm Dionne, that money, when can I get it back”. This was my boyfriend 😕
@RaniJuelz
Right?! This is a grown ass kid!!! He literally was telling me about the girls that like him and that’s why I said that. I’m ready to fight the tl today cuz bruh 😒😒😒
My son is a nob😒. Bought alcohol but the woman didn’t ask me for id, I said ain’t you gonna ask me, she said no it’s ok. My son said “she’s 43”. The woman said yeh I can see🖕🏾
What’s the weirdest, maddest, cringiest (etc.) thing someone has said to you during sex or even done?! Basically anything that slightly, or even entirely shegged the moment and you wanted out? 😂😂
My son is gonna learn a lesson today. He has to meet his friends at 10:50 to go go-karting, I set an alarm for 9:15 and called him 3 times and face timed him twice. His dad also knows that they need to leave at 10:30 and both are still sleeping. Oh well☺️
"I think a lot of people should have sympathy towards me for everything I have been through."
In an interview with Sky News, Shamima Begum says she hopes for the sake of her child she'll be allowed to return to the UK.
Full interview here:
Bought my son a Nintendo switch for Xmas, he played it once and put it back down because “it’s too hard”. For the price it cost, he’s gonna learn to play it and love it!!!!
I would like to go to the club, I want someone to accidentally spill their drink on me, I want to rush out the toilet cuz my tune came on, I wana take selfies with my friends, I wana send that “you up” text and disturb his peace. God, when?
Cycle lane doesn’t mean you king of the road. Common sense would say if you see a car turning, slow down and let them cross. Why would you purposely speed up and put urself in danger?? It’s like walking into the road when a car is coming
Driving my son to school and he keeps looking down, eventually he says “you don’t need to walk me into school, I’ll just walk by myself”. He was looking at my feet 😂😂. I’m wearing sliders and I ain’t creamed my feet😂😂😂
@lxxkjt
You can barely walk after giving birth. You think I’m putting a willy in me??? Your fanny needs to heal, all bloody and swell up. No, it’s disgusting
Just ate a cheese toastie cuz my son had one at his friends house. Anyone else use their toastie maker for like a week then never see it again for another year?
Listennnnn, I’m so glad my mom is a nurse and was with me every step of the way. She made sure I was ok, and everything around me was how it was supposed to be. It helps that she is an ice Queen too, showing them that she don’t play! Lol