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quitting my job and joining them
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drinking the good boy vodka and then barking at her selfies
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telling a pothead they have an addiction vs telling an alcoholic they have an addiction
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u gon suck whatever i pull out the bob l‘eponge pajama pants
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hey my mom will drop us off at the bar if your mom picks us up
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she’s doing tricks on it, she pulled a quarter out from behind my balls
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me when the bartender i see 7x a week knows what beer i want
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may he continue to prosper
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yeah i don’t think i wanna play this game anymore
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should i put away my clean laundry pile that’s been there for weeks or should i kill myself
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everyday is international beer day for a guy like me
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i’m so proud of you fritz, this weekend i’m starting the fritz challenge where i drink 811 beers
Fritz weighs 811 pounds! 👏 Keep growing, little one!
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They fucked up when they let a white boy like me taste a cold beer for the first time
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i’d set so many cold beers down on this thing
The shawtys are saying maybe to the hippo table and I feel like they’re wrong
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put me in the berry eating dome and watch a real eater get down
Bruce in his berry eating dome this evening. So messy but so cute.
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having a normal and well adjusted shower gin and tonic
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how it feels to be the funny friend who harbors a deep and indescribable sadness
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it’s time to show thanksgiving dinner the dark side of alcoholism
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imagine how good a miller high life would look in a studio ghibli movie
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i’d set so many cold beers down on this thing
Hippopotamus Coffee Table With Glass Appearing as Water by Loft Home 🦛
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white people after saying it’s a bad day to be a beer
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it’s monday and i’m gonna make this little bastard pay for it
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he didn’t like tunnels
and i was fucking jewish
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about to show this cracker barrel the dark side of alcoholism
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walk-in beer cave
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about to show this cracker barrel the dark side of alcoholism
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@midsmoker34
he ain’t dapping anyone up he’s about to give you the firmest handshake of your life and maybe a hand on your shoulder
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i get drunk and start asking who’s gonna die by my sword
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i’m not a raging alcoholic, i’m actually a pretty chill one
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congrats fritz, i will drink 982 beers by 12am on january 28th to celebrate
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i don’t have the shakes i’m just excited to get my next beer
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ok not funny guys which one of you did this to me when i was blackout drunk
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let's give it fentanyl
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Men's Mental Health Awareness month is over. bury those thoughts and feelings within nigga
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i’d drink so much beer in this bad boy
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i pray my peanits gets big as the eiffel tower so i can jork my peanits for 72 hours
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i’m the lebron of opening my 14th beer not drinking any of it and falling asleep
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i keep reading this with a migos flow and i’m not sure why
I lie on the grass like a worm.
Franz Kafka, 1909.
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i will be drinking 10 beers really fast and blacking out to celebrate
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i will drink 600 beers to celebrate
Baby hippo Fritz is 600 pounds today! 👏🎉 Fritz is 8.5 months old. Fiona didn't hit 600 pounds until she was 10 months old!
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my liver realizing it’s vodka soda sunday after it was just cold beer friday and vodka soda saturday
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drinking a beer and ashing a cigarette in this thing to heal my inner child
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fiona i’m so glad you’re alive and healthy im going to drink 7 beers really fast to celebrate
Happy Birthday, Fiona! Today is all about princess Fiona! It’s hard to believe that 7 years ago today she crashed into our lives! There was so much uncertainty & fear when she was born so small & early but she proved everyone wrong and secured a permanent place in all our hearts!
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Go to a dive bar. Order 12 of the cheapest beer they have. Make sure it’s ice cold. Drink it alarmingly fast. Make everyone uncomfortable until they kick you out. Live.
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congrats fritz, i will drink 1,010 beers in your honor even if its the last thing i do
🗣️ Attention! Fritz is 1,010 pounds today! He reached this milestone five months earlier than Fiona did. She was 1 year, 11 months and 1 day old and Fritz is currently 1 year, 6 months and five days old! Both hippo is are growing big and strong and doing well! 🥳🤩
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me 🤝 homeless people
drinking on an empty stomach
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imagine drinking a beer on this
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me after turning on the gas stove before leaving a party
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not now kitten, daddy is doing a field sobriety test
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i have ptsd, puffing that strong disorder. in other words, my smoke too tough
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when someone points out that cold beer saturday is right after cold beer friday
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how i look at my bro after 7 double vodka cranberries in 2 hours
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this is my version of a weighted blanket, it does wonders for my anxiety
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Yall tried your best but Based is not a Gen Z slang term or some political bullshit word to agree wit shit , go to hell
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My IQ isn’t high but I still Queue up some Creed and drink some cold ones
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