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in another universe, i am sitting in the basement, drinking a blue Hi-C juice box, watching Ed, Edd n Eddy. i am 6 years old. nothing bad has happened to me.
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i need sociologists to study the sexual tension between people of a similar age at the airport
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i live to be the most mysterious and damaged grandchild at the holiday function
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when the gyno asks “are you sexually active with male or female partners” and you respond “both”
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hey, just wondering, could you make a fucking effort for once? no worries if not
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my ex left me for a girl who says ‘doggo’ and ‘heckin’ unironically so you could say i’m doing pretty well
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every day the american government finds a new way to prove to us that they suck ass
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if i’m paying $1500 for rent i do not want to see these kitchen cabinets
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didn’t get approved for an apartment because i have student loans in collections because i prioritized paying my rent
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putting my bed in front of the window is the best thing i’ve ever done
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is he a straight guy trying to text or is he just not into me: a memoir
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@DonellaVolkova
i wanna know where to find men like this because i can’t even get a text back
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watching people from my high school fight with each other on the 10 year reunion Facebook page is giving me zest for life
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i parallel parked a u-haul truck today so i’m either a god or a lesbian
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accidentally listened to a 10 minute king gizzard & the lizard wizard song and now i’m overwhelmed
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being in love with someone you’re not allowed to be in love with is hell on earth
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i’m a nepo baby (my mom has attachment issues and my dad has substance abuse issues)
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a man said this to me and then blocked me on everything 6 hours later
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@_babyfrog
and also when they get done eating dry food and have some dusty crumbs on their chin
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he doesn’t care if i live or die but that doesn’t stop me from romanticizing him!
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going to the thrift store to exercise my biological need for hunting and gathering
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when are we going to collectively decide that cover letters are bullshit
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will you still love me when i’m no longer young and unhinged online?
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there is quite literally nothing stopping me from being whoever i want on any given day
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i need someone to like me so much that they feel inclined to craft a one-of-a-kind furniture piece in my honor
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she’s a 10 but she’s death gripping a rock in her hand because she’s overstimulated
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just two women who like each other but are going on dates with dumb guys because they are in denial that they like each other because they shouldn’t like each other because they found out they were sleeping with the same dude and that’s how they met
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my landlord has my back stairwell set up like a saw trap for pigeons
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i hope she gets bit by a wild boar and contracts a rare disease immediately and then dies of heart failure
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men when they find out i’m a real person with feelings and not just a hot girl with a great personality
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