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@DarrenConnell87

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stand up comedian and actor from Glasgow…..of course I have a podcast ⬇️

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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
1 year
This was my uncle talking about Ange Postecoglou leaving Celtic after the game today.
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@DarrenConnell87
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2 years
If Scotland beat Spain tonight, I’ll take my pinky finger off with a butter knife for content on my patron ❤️ #CmonScotland
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
2 years
Scot Squad is now over, it changed my life & i will always be grateful for that, I loved playing a character that dogs, kids and old people loved 😂 All episodes are now on BBC iPlayer if you want a catch up ❤️
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
2 years
Kidding on
@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
2 years
If Scotland beat Spain tonight, I’ll take my pinky finger off with a butter knife for content on my patron ❤️ #CmonScotland
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
2 years
@mrewanmurray Delicious pain, more.
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
1 year
@jamiehaylock £30 an hour makes that job sound very good tbh mate so you don’t have the right to complain about a mortgage or the weather…..see what I done there?
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
5 months
How many years has James Tavernier been at rangers for? I can’t get my head around a rangers captain seeing so much celtic success, constant misery.
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@DarrenConnell87
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1 year
Calling out Rod Stewart and Celtic Da’s.
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
10 months
8 years sober today. It’s really surreal and a pure coincidence that I’ll be hosting my own stand up show tonight, surrounded with people that have supported me since day one. So grateful for that ❤️
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
10 months
I see some are finally catching up with Rod Stewart, I was in fear of my life when I posted this last year 😂
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
2 years
Dad?!?!
@timmybhoy67
Timmybhoy67
2 years
Alright officer Karen
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@DarrenConnell87
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11 months
Anyone else just really looking forward to Liel Abada playing for Celtic again because he’s an incredibly talented football player?!
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
2 years
@ChrisCandy4u Your dad was special, he gave so many people joy I think everyone experienced loss when he passed, Harpo Marx, Robin Williams, Chris Farley type of special, everyone loves them. Sending you good vibes ❤️
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@DarrenConnell87
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1 year
Look at the state of all these cunts, pathetic.
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1 year
This guy is an absolute piece of SHIT
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
1 year
Why don’t you steal my tweets and pass it off as a story when I’m tweeting about sticking eccies up my Arse?!?
@ScottishSun
The Scottish Sun
1 year
Scot squad star stepping back from TV as he addresses 'elephant in the room'
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
5 months
Love my girlfriend, love comedy, love the Glasgow celtic and love being alive ☘️
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
1 year
I understand my industry is tough but after 10 years of trying to get work outside of Scot Squad in Scotland that’s me done with it. I’m not quitting, I’m just not going to chap a door that never gets opened, all my focus, energy & attention now goes into stand up & my podcast.
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
8 months
The some laugh boys shared this again last night & it’s had well over 1 million views on social media. I don’t think I was trying to be funny here!! The process of trying to get this made for tv was beyond tedious, almost impossible, it was a no btw, TikTok is a game changer.
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
5 months
Can’t believe Kenny Miller is getting paid to talk like an angry fan in the pub right after a game.
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
10 months
It’s disgraceful that I know what this is 😂
@misskaren1981
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10 months
😂😂😂 if you know you know
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
9 months
Are we all going to stop pretending that Greggs is good in 2024? Like can we stop, stop.
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
2 years
And won fuck all 😂
@FrazFletcher
Fraser (Fletcher) Gillan
2 years
Michael Beale stepped into his first management position only 269 days ago. In that time, he took QPR to the top of the Championship, was offered the Wolves job, and tomorrow he leads Rangers out in an Old Firm cup final after 13 wins and a draw in his first 14 games as boss.
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Darren Connell
1 year
I’ve heard so much about Brand from female friends that he tried to cast under a spell at his gigs and events. Scottish comedy and acting is also full of weirdos btw, from perverts to bullies and outright weirdos. Working now, still gigging, bunch of c*nts.
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
11 months
You are allowed to be sad when someone that is famous and you didn’t know passes away. Especially if that person was funny. Don’t let the angry internet make you feel bad about that!
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
1 year
Welcome to my life 😂
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
1 year
When you find out during your gig that scotland qualified 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️😂
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
2 years
Walked past Daizen Maeda as he was sitting in his car, I bumped my chest towards him and gave him a thumbs up and he nodded at me. So now that’s me best mates with Daizen Maeda.
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
11 months
Thanks for getting back guys, remember you fucked me with a £4.80 soda water 3 months ago? I’ll never forget.
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Village Hotels
11 months
@DarrenConnell87 Hi Darren, Can you please send us a DM regarding this. Thank you
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
7 months
Can I be honest with you, I’m really struggling with stress right now, my mental health has took a wobble and even my sobriety…..I’ll be ok. When I get like this I hate being self employed because I still have to work, so the sensory overload is unbearable.
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
5 months
I genuinely still can’t believe the way Kenny Miller was acting today haha
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
2 years
@SpecialKBrook Don’t apologise for struggling with retirement and mental health, you are a human and sometimes people make mistakes.
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
11 months
When I went all in on a heckler but then realised we follow each other on TikTok 😜
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@DarrenConnell87
Darren Connell
1 year
When a therapist asks a comedian a question, he will get an honest answer!! 😂
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