Me:
Eminem, violently flipping through a thesaurus: Precariously perched plotting nefariously hilarious scenarios shitting on these motherfuckers like I got malaria
@MikeFrancesa
Hey mike, long time fan. Listen I’m an aspiring artist and worked for months on this piece. I thought you would like it, and a retweet would mean the world to me. God bless
@fayglo
Ur mcm works out in a $225 fit. He got three slices of white bread n a tangerine in his fridge. He can’t buy anymore food til he get paid next Wednesday. They coming to shut his water off at the end of the week
@jakebrodes
Me: dude *railing another line* it's a combination lebanese sushi place called caliphornia rolls. I'm offering you ground floor access brother all I need is 11 million dollars to get up and running
Elon musk: *posting surrealist meme from 2017* yeah sure man whatever