Michael Wolfe
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Co-founder / CPO, Gladly. Advisor @pointninecap . Open water swimmer, biker, SF dweller, Army Brat, fanboy. I blog for startup founders at .
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@LibsSuckaBigOne
I used to love New York, but now that I know they sell fruit on the street I’m never going back
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@AustenAllred
“I want a Silicon Valley in my state”
“Start by outlawing noncompetes”
”Uh, how about if we just open a coworking space?”
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@JordanUhl
Iraq GDP per capita is higher than Ukraine. So I wonder by what criteria a country is judged to be "civilized" ?
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@JohnSmi17828195
These kinds of posts always show a misunderstanding of how few spots there are available at these schools and how many 10s of thousands of applicants there are with comparable credentials.
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Retweet if you have a folder on your iPhone where you put useless but unremovable Apple apps.
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@Kantrowitz
Imagine Boeing fired everyone who built and sold airplanes, and people said, "those people must have been useless since planes aren't crashing yet"
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@abc7newsbayarea
Inconvenient. Leaves those of us with 9-5 jobs very little time to get our shoplifting done before 6pm.
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@JimGriffith_SV
@KevinMKruse
@besttrousers
Median is the right measure for lots of things - like, for example, household income. The average would be much higher and thus more misleading.
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@GrowSF
I parked there for a really good holiday party one time so it has historic value to me and must be preserved.
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Spoke to some colleagues in Berlin and Barcelona this week. Their lives are normal: restaurants, bars, shops, theaters, schools (with some restrictions) are all open. This is true in much of the world.
I'm not sure that most Americans really understand this.
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@drgitlin
And I just found out that "irregardless" has been in the dictionary since the 1930s, so I gave up after that.
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@NinaStrohminger
@ayirpelle
Once seatbelts became mandatory, the percentage of traffic deaths involving passengers wearing seatbelts skyrocketed !
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@CBSNews
If only he had access to a large team of national security experts with many Arabic speakers among them.
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@LibsSuckaBigOne
If you never leave your suburban backyard you can avoid having to interact with the real world …
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@sweatystartup
Instead of saving money so I can live somewhere awesome in 20 years, I’d rather just live somewhere awesome right now.
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@JustinHGillis
I’m part of an HOA, and I’m shocked how the owners shriek every time they are asked to spend a dollar, even if it’s only to maintain existing infrastructure.
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Miami is awesome.
Austin is awesome.
San Francisco has problems but is still awesome.
So is LA, SLC, Denver, Seattle.
Pick whatever works for you.
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@JimGriffith_SV
@KevinMKruse
@besttrousers
You could certainly add more resolution if the question you are asking required it - for example income by decile or quartile instead of midpoint.
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@danprimack
“The bosses need to share prosperity with the workers!!”
“OK - let’s give them partial ownership of the company.”
“No, not like that.”
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@EricTrump
Alright - so you aren't going to even bother to argue that your dad is innocent, but instead to claim his impeachment doesn't make good TV. OK, that's one way to go...
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@pjozefak
Disagree - I know CEOs of billion dollar s companies who do fine with a laptop, AirPod, and a lightbulb.
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@danprimack
@vijaya
So weird that the most disciplined man in the world has zero discipline. He’s going to Tweet his way out of this deal.
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@HamasakiLaw
@sfchronicle
Incredible mental gymnastics to argue we should ignore crime because there might also be other crimes going on.
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@reckless
Trump is correct that injecting disinfectant would knock out your Coronavirus. It would kill the rest of you, too, though.
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@LHSummers
This is such a good example of old school thinking, where managing the boss is more important than actual results.
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@scottlucas
Imagine you live in a place with zero natural beauty with terrible weather 10 months a year.
The other 2 months you want to find the least sucky place around and spend a fortune to spend time there.
And even your best day there is worse than an average day in California.
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@camillepond
@Danzigg
@LondonBreed
People under 70:
- Can die or be permanently disabled by the virus.
- Can spend days in the hospital.
- Can kill other people by passing it on.
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@Girl2theMax
@BuzzFeedNews
Many are, but getting a movie made is even harder than getting a role in one.
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Who'd have guess that
@nytimes
would get a story so wrong when it involves tech, innovations, trade, and incentives?
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@RealDianeYap
Kids who are too young to understand?
Kids who have emotional or developmental problems?
Kids who have high sensitivity to noise or stimulus?
Parents looking after someone else's child because the child's parents are in crisis?
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@pkedrosky
The measure of a company isn’t whether they keep a site running - it’s whether they developing new products, signing up new customers, growing revenue, expanding to new markets, etc. Although I do agree with the general point that they were way overstaffed.
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@zackkanter
Next I want the government to force Delta to accept my United frequent flier miles.
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@RealDianeYap
No funerals? No weddings? Never meeting the grandparents? Mom and dad can never change jobs nor emigrate to a new country?
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@Carnage4Life
If this were greed it would at least make sense, but he drives down the value of the company every time he makes a decision like this. The good news is they’ll reverse it by next week
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@ByronTau
If you don't like her, don't vote for her, but why does she owe you any explanation whatsoever ?
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@realDonaldTrump
Thanks for not denying that the story is true.
As usual, the problem is what you did, not the reporting on it.
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Taxis think their problems are caused by
@uber
. Wrong. They were doomed the day Steve Jobs launched the iPhone in 2007.
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"If you can't measure it, you can't manage it" is one of those quotes that sounds correct the first time you hear it. Then one day you realize it's completely wrong.
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@crashfrog
@SwiftOnSecurity
@AustenAllred
I'm super excited to move to your state where your voters want to deport my team since we're immigrants.
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@paulkrugman
Although I love me some Trump bashing, over 30 athletes have accepted this medal under previous administrations, as well as many actors, musicians, and even CEOs.
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@kargiber
@StClaireSuzanne
@MarkoSilberhand
@tedlieu
I agree that treating people worse than dogs is reprehensible, but being shittier to dogs doesn’t solve anything.
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Ten years ago, Flickr and Delicio.us were acquired for about $35M and $20M. People asked "is the bubble back?!" So quaint.
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@rfradin
@paulkrugman
The first award to an athlete was from JFK, and Obama awarded 12 of them, the most of any president.
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I keep hearing that “techies are destroying San Francisco,” but I’m fairly certain that the loud, drunk frat boys and party girls currently puking green St. Patrick's Day liquor on Union Street are not data scientists.
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@zackkanter
Great news for all of those jaded 18 year olds beaten down by the tough knocks life.
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@realDonaldTrump
Within a month of the election you were taking credit for the strong economy, but after 20 months in office and controlling all branches of government, including all of the relevant enforcement agencies, you are suddenly *not* responsible for immigration?
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@OrinKerr
To him, you’re either pro-Trump or anti-Trump.
If you are anti-Trump, it can never be out of a larger principle or the rule of law.
Its never a difference of opinion. It’s always out of personal animosity, and you always deserve scorn.
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@cailen
@stevegraham
People who wait in line 30 minutes to board a plane then wait on board another 30 while everyone else boards. I’m last on every time
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Overheard joke: “An SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, liquor”
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Bay Area reactions to the college scandal:
“Why not just donate directly to the school like normal people?”
“I know half those people.”
“That shit starts in kindergarten around here.”
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@rod_mallo
The need to file taxes vs. the system they have in most countries. Thank Intuit and H.R. Block.
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Two kinds of people:
1 - “Peter Thiel’s $5 billion Roth IRA is everything wrong with this country!”
2 - “Goddamn why didn’t I think of that?”
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Once we have a COVID-19 vaccine, a large % of the U.S. population will refuse to take it since they believe all kinds of conspiracy nonsense.
The ensuing shitshow is going to put all of today's shitshows to shame.
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@marcorubio
You are literally one of the 3-5 people on Earth who have the most power to fix this.
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@realDonaldTrump
Throw a picnic on the lawn for 10,000 military families. Corporate sponsors would cover most of it, and it would celebrate and honor our soldiers in a way they'd actually appreciate.
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@allisonbraley
100% of people I know want to see their co-workers once a month.
0% want to see them once a week
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Next time you claim that your company owes you "more training" remember that Elon Musk learned to build rockets by reading books
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@Austen
Five years ago the criticism was, “why don’t tech companies create more jobs for normal folks in areas that really need them?”
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@RBReich
He also loses $13b on days when the stock goes down, but you never tweet about that.
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@LethalityJane
@MalcolmNance
Why get mad at the US government specifically? Why not get mad at the German government or the Chinese government or the Peruvian government?
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Overhead: "San Francisco is doing great other than a few neighborhoods. Just avoid the Tenderloin, Union Square, SOMA, Financial District, Fisherman's Wharf, Van Ness, Civic Center. . . . . ."
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Text bots may set the all time speed record arriving at "trough of disillusionment"
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@realDonaldTrump
Mueller is not investigating Republicans. He’s investigating anyone who may have committed a crime, including Democrats, Independents, Russians, etc.
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@NRSC
It your fault for tossing out all of your conservative principles and supporting him. Now you’re going down with him
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@JimGriffith_SV
@KevinMKruse
@besttrousers
Just depends on context - I.e. what question are you answering
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@dwr
@sarthakgh
Tech company: “please wash your hands.”
Pundits: “Silicon Valley bros now think they are infectious disease experts”
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Don't plan your career assuming that AI's flaws (like not being good at drawing hands) are persistent.
The flaw could be fixed a month from now.
And once it's fixed, it's fixed FOREVER.
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Dreamforce attendees,
You are welcome anywhere in our fine city with no credentials.
So no need to wear your badges around.
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@novogratz
The lack of coverage of the connection between obesity and COVID mortality is almost criminal.
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@SejalSud
Lack of money.
Lack of time.
Lack of the right skills.
Lack of a team.
Lack of an idea.
Family commitments.
Hard work.
High failure rate.
Kind of amazing that anyone does, really.
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If your decision to start a startup is at all contingent on the state of the "start up economy", please don't start a start up
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Last year: “rising rents are ruining San Francisco / New York!”
This year: “declining rents will ruin San Francisco / New York!”
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@ShellenbergerMD
In related news, I'm launching a free donut distribution center in an effort to fight diabetes.
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@stewfortier
Ok let’s say they turn that $1b into $20b. Nice pile of cash, but minor given MSFT’s scale
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@tanayj
Private market valuations are usually based on preferred stock that has lots of rights that make it more valuable than common stock
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@mattdpearce
@mathewi
These are the same loons who think that half of the state of Connecticut are actors paid to pretend to be sad about Sandy Hook.
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Too bad that ship didn’t get stuck in San Francisco. Every single flatscreen TV, bicycle, and pharmaceutical in those containers would be stolen by now, and the empty ship could just bob away.
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“The rich keep getting richer” is largely explained by compound interest, which Albert Einstein correctly described as, “the eighth wonder of the world.”
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Assuming the best in people is an unbelievable time saver
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@LouiseMensch
OK, now you've moved from things that probably aren't true to things that *can't* be true. SCOTUS does not play a role here.
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