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4 months
Love it when the design review ends in deciding not to do anything. Very zen. Non action is action.
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5 days
US has hacked the world rankings. It’s like an elite school on us news and world report. Literally reducing admissions for the stats
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Michael A
29 days
The best part about living in a tier 1 city is knowing that you’ll go in the fireball and won’t have to live in the fallout
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1 month
Yesterday my manger compared being a software engineer at Amazon to being in the NBA. During his metaphor he dropped that he thinks there are 6 players per team
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2 months
People who say “have a good one” have no idea what time of day it is
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Michael A
3 months
@javdiaz489 This was the utopian vision some had for the world wide web in the 90’s. Ironic you’re opining on yet another walled garden.
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4 months
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Michael A
5 months
Guy who doesn’t know about doors:
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5 months
Woah woah this guy is walking straight into a wall… waaa ??? This wall has a little handle on it? I swear this dude just disappeared into a little fold in the wall
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5 months
Woah woah this guy is walking straight into a wall… waaa ??? This wall has a little handle on it? I swear this dude just disappeared into a little fold in the wall
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5 months
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Michael A
5 months
If you get on the metro at the right time of day everyone will be using an android
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Michael A
5 months
Chill sprint (10 hour work week): 15 assigned tasks Stressful sprint (60 hour work week: 2 tasks
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Michael A
5 months
@EsotericCofe Sh’s insatiable
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Michael A
6 months
@javdiaz489 @dxckiii Elite twitter strat, just translate successful posts
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Michael A
6 months
@sebkrier I use this app queryable which I found on the front page of HN a bit ago. Works on my 10k photos pretty quick.
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Michael A
6 months
@johntrified It’s crazy you said that itself
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Michael A
6 months
@javdiaz489 @dawginhim This and WORSE!
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Michael A
7 months
Have they tried having one light blue American spirit
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Michael A
7 months
Just heard the barista say “everyone in the world says you shouldn’t get back together with your ex… but I feel like that’s just so cynical”
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Michael A
7 months
Try out my game
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