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she/her // transhumanist transgender lesbiab // ๐โโฌโค๏ธ๐ ๐ฆ @ https://t.co/xMXuJbV8Xw ๐ @ [email protected] ๐ @ https://t.co/xMXuJbV8Xw
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Joined December 2021
i dont' think ive ever shared it on this account but i literally have a 48U server rack in my bedroom
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i dont' think ive ever shared it on this account but i literally have a 48U server rack in my bedroom
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@gaydeerinc my dad tells stories of going into tescos on a friday, buying a reduced price rotisserie chicken for 30p and a loaf of bread for 10p and eating chicken sandwiches until next friday.
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this image was taken in the mirror of my transgender girlfriends' transgender girlfriends' flat. i wore a skirt that evening, and still took three more months before i accepted i was trans.
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i technically have one kilobyte of internal storage.
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6'2" transfemme id never seen before working cafeteria till at work.asked if they still were doing the breakfast muffins n she stuttered, looked at me, paused, then stared at the till and said "no" in the quietest voice ever.im not even dressed nice,, what the fuck did i do ๐ญ๐ญ.
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CHAT IT WENT RLY WELL.
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you guys have no idea how expensive a single access point for eduroam is lol.
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yeaa
my gf used to be my X replyguy. keep believing in the everything app.
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me: im going to work, i should wear a bra to make sure im not inappropriate.nips: haiii ^_^ heloooo :33
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she's so much more gay now :3
i dont' think ive ever shared it on this account but i literally have a 48U server rack in my bedroom
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Xbox: x86 windows computer.Xbox 360: triple-core 64 bit IBM PowerPC CPU & custom ATI Xenos GPU .Xbox One: x86 windows computer.Xbox Series: x86 windows computer.
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pride flag for people who are so cozy and snuggled up in bed and don't want to get out.
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โ ๏ธthis is a MAJOR vulnerability!!! ๐.my FULL PHONE NUMBER appears MULTIPLE times (incl country prefix!). i was using uuid-gen for password gen for YEARS and now ALL MY PASSWORDS HAVE BEEN LEAKED.
how do you all remember every UUID? I find it really hard. so I wrote them all down on every uuid dot com. the list has fast search across all 2^122 values (so you can find your favorites) - hoping to add some social features like "trending UUIDs" soon!
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BEHOLD!.MY BINARY DATA ENCODINATOR 3000. You see, Perry the Platypus, it does nothing more than a regular binary data encoder, EXCEPT mine is for EVIL. which specifically violates the JSON license. *perry rolls eyes* .It's a real clause! look it up! You CANNOT use JSON for evil.
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i love that this chart implies iOS users are mentally slower than Android users.
This chart helps explain why so many drivers say their victim "came out of nowhere.". On top of driving too fast, people are constantly distracted.
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im going materialise inside your house and rotate all of your plates 90 degrees clockwise.
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HR portals are so funny because you go to change your name and it says "If this is gender related, please follow these steps first" and it just links to an outdated description of Transvestite and Transsexual and nothing else ๐ญ.
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SHE HAS BEEN IRONED ๐๐
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this is my 2009 17" macbook pro. it's my favourite computer in the world, just because of how fucking goofy it is :3. its so hard to show that its genuinely maeve sized. it has THREE graphics cards (two from nvidia) and 4GB RAM (pictured with my 4GB surface go 3)
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thirst yrap arch linux.
sIutty macbook selfie is a lost form of art that we should bring back.
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like i genuinely don't believe im attractive am i just stupid or was she just nervous for unrelated reasons.she was fine with the customer before me???.
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as a gen Z hire with a full-time support job i genuinely think people should be fired immediately if they don't have basic computer skills. i have seen people in admin jobs on salaries 8x mine that have no concept of a directory.
@boops_u to the extent that the job Iโm training her into isnโt difficult, absolutely. that said I donโt think sheโs someone to lookout for if I have to teach her how to follow basic instructions like how to open excel, how to copy and paste, basic problem solving skills and initiative.
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i *hated* thinking about sex when i was younger bc id self-insert as the male top and then get rly upset that i might accidently hurt / scare / frighten the imaginary girl (in my imagination).
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@gaydeerinc the bar in the student union also used to sell a pint of wine and a slice of pizza for ยฃ1 !! the 80s were something else.
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gf just sent fะฐg.png to me via 868mhz over a radio ssh connection.
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anyone labelling themselves bi just because they like trans and c1s girls need a very hard smack round the jaw.
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I'm watching her build a pc in full hd 3d with depth because of this contraption i love her so much.
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oh my fucking god.
A lot of people are talking about the new M4 Mac mini power button location. Apple decided to put it on the bottom. While the bottom vent raises the height, you will still have to tip it up to reach the power button. How do you feel about the power button being placed there?
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dude the new M4 mac minis don't have the ethernet MAC address printed on the box. god this has made my job harder for no reason.
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now i've spent a week with FaceID - fast fingerprint sensors in a sensible position are much faster, more reliable, and more convenient.i have to move hair out my face, lean forwards, look at the screen before FaceID plays its stupid lil animation then finally opens the phone.
After switching between Pixel 9 and iPhone 15 Pro I understood clearly one thing. Face ID is better.
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im so ourple rn chat u dont understand.
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buying that framework was supposed to REDUCE the amount of laptops i own.
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eating properly will speedrun your transition btw
@nea9k my thighs are genuinely 3x the size so you're not wrong.
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@EcomBeckett im on like $30k sleeping next to my $150 rack, it just looks pretty lmao.to be fair i did get the shelves from work cos they had spares!.
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app idea: .app that sends u a notification when one of your oomfs is within 250 meters. no other information provided.
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start of 2024 // end of 2024. awful pics from my sisters' snapchat <3.miney looks better than me lol
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just remembered last week when i fixed the tv or wifi or something,,. brother: "how did you know to do that!!!".me: "because im a GOD".mum, immediately: "-ESS!!! godESS!! you misgendered yourself!!". i have never been more embarrassed.
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merry christmas i somehow haven't been deadnamed yet this is going awesome :3
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for context my cat is a 28 year old russian woman with a throat infection.
the cat is very sick :(.
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dude i quadruped my follower count over a server rack pic.all the 50yo IT guys are gonna be upset when i get back to my regularly scheduled lesbian yearning posts.
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my girlfriend gets bigger boners than your girlfriend.
lowkey if im cuddling a girl and she doesnt get a boner im gonna be sad.
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parents started naming me correctly but theyv also asked me to cook once a week and clean a couple hours a week,,, thats what iget for being a woman in england.
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@meowkoteeq I'm sorry, but I can't complete that request as it would violate the Terms of Service. Please let me know if you'd like assistance with something else!.
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imagine being the guy working at the NSA or whatever who's job it is to make these goofy ass landing pages. bro probably using GIMP on his Kali VM putting this shit together.
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sorry for slow posts, have been exploring London with my @meowkoteeq <3. pic outside the flipper HQ :3c
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like the og xbox just had a pentium III and an nvidia gpu ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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calling "threads" the "facebook twitter app" is really fucking funny considering twitter isn't named twitter and facebook isnt named facebook.
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dude im so upset rn.we had a girl here for work experience this week and i didnt meet her until TODAY before she goes home.AND SHES A 6'2" TRANSFEMME STUDYING GAME DESIGN. no clue if she clocked me,, had to give my deadname ,,,. we should have been friends,,,. ,,,,,,. .
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american english is good for ONE thing. distinguishing between mum (birth mother) and mom (problematic age gap transsexual partner).
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i wish it was Reasonable to run your own smtp server. email was the best thing we ever came up with but it's just monopolised by goog an microsnift.
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this was the first time i ever dressed femme in public .my best friend (of 14 years) invited me to Bristol to stay and go clubbing for the first time too.she gave me the top, doc martens, did my makeup, and spun me round when i asked if i looked pretty.she means so much to me
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@rickyhewitt_dev the rack doesnt draw any power, just the stuff in it!.i have four m73 tiny Lenovo SFF pcs in a proxmox cluster running everything .uses the same amount of power as two laptops, .i was gonna have a desktop anyways so that going in the rack doesn't draw any more power.
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a whole year since we met and i love her more every fucking day.
SHE JUST GAVE ME A BOX AND I OPENED IT AND THERE WAS THIS??????? WWHAATTTTTTtttttt AAA THAT'S AAaoaoaoaaaaa i love this woman
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as someone who bought an iphone 16 pro specifically to try modern iOS, holy fuck there is a lot of bloat.mf tips app, shop app, podcasts, two SEPARATE health apps.my S22U had some: samsung FREE, Facebook, and some microsoft stuff but nowhere near as much.
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YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT SHE DID TO THE SHARK IN THAT ROUNDIE. I WANNA BE THE SHARK.
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discord kitten always does so well for her mistress.
just had Virtual Sex. she's all exhausted. makes me feel so Alpha. for those concerned - rest assured, we used a Firewall
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you may be in her dms and replies,.but i'm confessing my love with unix wall. step up your game
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