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@mentalwardgf

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23. i don’t have rocks for brains it’s actually crystals and very pretty in there

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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
twitter is 1000% the hardest platform to gain followers on u either have to be genuinely funny, stupid hot, or steal tweets
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5 years
got banned from christian mingle apparently telling people that u want them to fuck u like a whore so u have something for confessions isn’t allowed
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@mentalwardgf
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1 year
why does stealing from target low key feel illegal
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2 years
there’s something so slutty about a man with a nose ring
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3 years
@KidneysJoe they said we’re not gonna give joe just any kidney we’re going to give him the BEST
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catie 🦋💀
1 year
i have this disease where i have rly sick taste in music
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
while ur here follow me, i’m atleast somewhat funny
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1 year
i have to remind myself that not everybody is in love with me… they’re wrong for that tho 💯
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8 months
this is cait’s best friend. she suffered a brain injury, and was pronounced brain dead earlier this week. Today she takes her honor walk and her organs will save many lives. Per her mother’s wishes i will be deleting her account later today.
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@mentalwardgf
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1 year
@chemtrali it’s like when the girls would all decide to wear skirts on friday…
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@mentalwardgf
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5 years
reduce, reuse, recycle that’s why i drink my bong water 😌
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
1 year
i’m bi which means i think men are easy and women scare me
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1 year
@DoingCigarettes @gracejarvisohno hey u have rly nice hands cigs (;
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catie 🦋💀
1 year
love bombing doesn’t even make sense i expect u to be infatuated, obsessed, and enamored with me realistically within 48 hours. it’s completely normal to think i am ur soulmate after our first kiss that’s just the vibe i give off thank u for noticing
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i’m naming my son garett it’s short for cigarette
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11 months
@Y2John84 my uncle is the wiccan expert they called in on the bonus features bc they were trying to pass it off as a real documentary when it came out (:
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catie 🦋💀
5 years
i’m like deathly afraid of birds here’s why: 1. i can’t out run a bird 2. i can’t out fight a bird these motherfuckers can attack u from any angle, why is no one else pressed about this???
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catie 🦋💀
5 years
yo when ur choking ur gf the point isn’t to cut off the air circulation it’s to cut off the blood flow to get her all discombobulated so she forgets that u can’t make her cum
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@mentalwardgf
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2 years
need a loser boyfriend that gets 0 bitches
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
i have better tweets than this one...just saying
@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
got banned from christian mingle apparently telling people that u want them to fuck u like a whore so u have something for confessions isn’t allowed
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@ohshidt our principal got caught with the rival high schools principal having sex in a car during a school function
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catie 🦋💀
11 months
@nocertainlynot i used to think those people were weird until i remembered at my first sleepover my friend raped me. so no i don’t think it’s weird i think there’s lots of traumatized children who reenact their trauma even if u trust the parents
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4 years
if i die don’t post shit like “she was my best friend, i can’t believe she’s gone rip to my soul sister” bitch no the fuck i wasn’t
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
1 year
gonna jerk off to my nudes to see what all the hypes about
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
police: THIS IS THE POLICE OPEN UP me: no ur just gonna yell at me :’(
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
who wants to start a girl band with me called double standard bitch Our first releases will be: get out of my life & you weren’t supposed to respond
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5 years
i use to be a nice girl who ate her vegetables and did all her homework, then i started listening to punk rock & now i do anal
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
3 years
@habanerocoochie me on top of u (platonically) with my weighted blanket on top of both of us? 👀
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
guys will take one decent dick pic & send it out like it’s a christmas card
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
6 years
@champagnekimm @AmoNickk @ShineMyGold And you still gonna be in n out within 6min MAX.
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
if that’s ur bitch then why is she asking me what time i was born
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
yes i’m a whore Whore H O R E
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
3 years
the shining isn’t even scary i know at least 10 guys just like that
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catie 🦋💀
5 years
can’t believe i gained 1,000 followers within a day hey new followers i’m cait & welcome to my TL 😎
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
4 years
white girls be like “i hate the word moist” then go and tweet the n word
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
i just want a titty in my mouth, is that rly too much to ask for?
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
has anyone fucked a popeyes chicken sandwich yet?
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
if u think ur dicks so dirty n gross then i don’t want it anywhere near my mouth
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
11 months
if i ever stop posting i either learned self love or killed myself
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
reduce, reuse, recycle that’s why i drink my bong water 😌
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catie 🦋💀
1 year
on my grind (i’ve masturbated 4x today)
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catie 🦋💀
5 years
i get it reddit y’all think ur better than twitter
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catie 🦋💀
1 year
@itshemiii elon musk have a good idea challenge
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@mentalwardgf
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1 year
the grape they did surgery on is now grown up and attending medical school to be a surgeon
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@mentalwardgf
catie 🦋💀
5 years
if ur horny & u know it clap these cheeks
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