lmao. I am going crazyyyy trying to figure out what song this is. SoundHound doesn't know it. Shazam doesn't know it. Querying ACRCloud does nothing. send help

we were both dripping salty sweat by the end of it

RT @eagleman42069:

@jkimballcook Perhaps the teary-eyed people lack exposure to great composers and have never heard something so angelic. That’s a shame, IMO; they should try Saint-Saëns or Bernstein or Shostakovich or Copland or … idk, they have options. As @nihilists4jesus said, Rieu is Thomas Kinkade music.

This is a stupid metric for whether something is written by AI, because writers — lawyers and novelists and all kinds of other people whose work was yoinked without their permission to train these models — did excessive em dashes first. Just an ass take. Stinky.

@jkimballcook me reading the OP:

@nihilists4jesus The “rap isn’t music, look at classical” people always tell on themselves. They never mention Mendelssohn or Mahler or Shostakovich. Always just the most banal, maudlin pieces imaginable

@ScreaminginTX @jkimballcook Okay. 👍 I wasn’t trying to do a rebuttal, I was sharing an interesting detail because you said show me (that’s what autismos do: share when asked) I wish neurotypicals would not inject “show me”s into the convo if they didn’t actually want examples. Y’all are hard to understand

RT @DHuskytron: I remember I called it a digital lobotomy early last year. And now, well, there it is.

@ScreaminginTX @jkimballcook To your 1st point, good goalpost movement. To your 2nd, I literally wrote “But I’d say that’s as much because they are relentlessly committed to each other as it is any incidental aesthetic reasons. Model relationship material” So I AGREE with you. No need to take that tone

@ScreaminginTX @jkimballcook Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are still together, since 1997 (married 2002). — But I’d say that’s as much because they are relentlessly committed to each other as it is any incidental aesthetic reasons. Model relationship material

@neverchoke @overstallmark @bobby_brown1806 @armaanification okay Quippy McDollarsign

@HELLA_GIRTH The Derek Guy-ification of Jason Kelce. We love to see it

RT @eggplAnthony: I'm Not That Senate Majority Leader (Reprise)

@weaverbeats he’s doing rise / impact sound design; let him cook

RT @on_da_spectrum: Keep thinking about how, when Daft Punk worked with Kanye, he watched so much pornography in the studio that it made on…

@jeffreyyaaron this one? (Actually the guy is American so maybe not)

RT @soulkhan: i don't think a lot of liberals understand the galvanizing power of what they think are ineffective or even sometimes perform…

@bi_swamp_thing Splitting Utah like this is asking for a civil war. I’m calling it: 9 months until the Wasatch Front becomes an autonomous entity called Free Deseret. Imagine Derry Girls but with Mormons

they think about Joe Hisaishi