A girl in a bikini can get 10,000 likes, how many likes for our men in uniform 🙏😤😭

RT @jaythechou: I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1437

RT @SSScum: @carobunga i’m rubbing his head like a sorcerer ponders their orb rn

RT @PlayaJared: They shoulda never let a white boy like me learn the ancient ways

@USA_Polling That tweet that said she has player character energy is so right

RT @USA_Polling: I learned about this Lori Lightfoot quote today and it's extremely funny

RT @guilhernunes_: finally!

RT @b1g_damage: 375, 400 -- these are classic oven temperatures.

@clapifyoulikeme Every cat has at least one food that doesn't make sense for them to enjoy, but they fucking love

RT @GarlicCorgi: People like to talk about NPC behavior but Lori definitely exhibits player character behavior. She probably sprints at ful…

@daftpunk4cutie Fuck yeah! Midnight snack gang! I'm having spinach artichoke dip

@hoarfrost606 @lucyrocks95 Wait omg they're so cute actually

God is nonbinary he just uses he/him pronouns btw

@jonac13 My cousin got really into that cause she worked for an NGO that taught ppl how to vermicompost. She went to Uganda for a month and came back obsessed w worm juice

@RealSethRogaine *Affect

RT @RealSethRogaine: Blonde dude trying to sleep with the lesbian bartender: So after my summer in the Catskills I realized that I most lik…

RT @SiIIyM0nkey:

I love it. Can I order one of these for private use? Can you buy decommissioned mail trucks? When these are eventually phased out I want one