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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
fartcoin perps on binance is the beginning of the GameStop saga . few. grab ya nuts it's time to gamble.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
12 days
@hamptonism hear me out right, what if I have a beard? Then I shave the beard off? Have they tried this?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@DCBW2025 @Con_Tomlinson You don't need to do this. Everyone knows what is happening here. We are a nation of mugs. Scared and petrified with no back bone.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
26 days
@Dialectiks Look you can either choose to not bring children into this world because you're too poor or you can grab ya fuckin nuts and have those children anyway. Are you really going to let your blood die with you because you were afraid of not having money or fucking up?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
20 days
@soulofpetronius Can you explain in detail what exactly is wrong with this? What do you expect the vast majority of people's lives to be like?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@DejaRu22 bruv this ain't the tweet you think it is.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@dxrnelljcl Harnessing the worst of humanity (greed) for a good cause is how shit gets done. You donate to a gofundme you feel good maybe. You buy the token, you feed the beast of greed and others are drawn in. You might make money, you might lose money. The cause makes money.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
18 days
@HengistRisen Answer the question, do you have a girlfriend?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
18 days
@HengistRisen Do you have a girlfriend?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
@TMtheOG @EustaceGaryBean Unicorn Fart Dust pumped hard because it's innocent, easy to understand and media friendly. Niggachain? Not at all media friendly, it's terminally online racism and only appealing to a niche in-group.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@xbtcas derisk into WIF. come on man have a word with yourself.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
18 days
@HengistRisen Brother you're not an "incel". Do not let these fake internet labels become who you are. You have value and you are loved. It doesn't have to be this way.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
@Mrleeebeee @jaseokundaye much easier to group together and take a bank to court for shady practices than a disperse landlord class.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
12 days
Have not sold a single token of $DRU . Check their socials, the price tanks and they just keep building. This is a genuinely invested team. Slow burn, few have the patience.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
12 days
I'm sorry you sold your $SCOUT at the bottom because you got fudded by idiots. Gamblings going nowhere.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
25 days
@sweatystartup I hate wealthy people who talk down to those poorer than them. When are the wealthy going to realize they're wealthy because of genetic and environmental advantages that others didn't have? You didn't work harder, the game was rigged from the start.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
16 days
Still bullish on $SCOUT - why would the team sell before the Superbowl?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
21 days
I remain bullish on $SCOUT and have not sold a single token. The platform helped me run it up from £50 to £170 in a matter of weeks. It's a genuinely good tool. Gambling isn't going anywhere. The team is outstanding. Patience.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@MercuriusFilius You pray on their capacity for murder. You tell them that you will let one prisoner leave peacefully but that prisoner must be the last man standing. You wait for 1 of the 100 to attack someone else before the chaos spreads. Wait until 1 left then shoot the last one.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@Senorlan @RookieXBT bro you think I understand funding rates? I'm trying to sell fartcoin mugs on twitter.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
12 days
@BBCBreakfast When we will know how much money was pissed up the wall during COVID handing out comfy gov contracts to friends?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
18 days
@OVOAugustus It's VERY hard to argue with this. Radical self love is the way.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
14 days
@ReplybyMail Naw man this guy hit his chest and everything before it. He gave a full force salute.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
16 days
and yet you're fudding $SCOUT. fools.
@apewoodx
apewood
16 days
- good cpi data.- economy is strong.- literal president launched a coin on solana.- strategic bitcoin reserve more likely.- sol etf more likely.- Waller saying fed may cut rates sooner and faster than expected (after the market wiped slate clean to zero for the year) + trump for.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
18 days
@JohnPoInnerWork @CEOLandshark I just tried this. Goated suggestion, it makes so much sense.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@kernow_bull @RookieXBT Most important imo it's a development to the story. Fartcoin is all about the story. The battle between Fartcoiners and Sharters is too good a story not to continue. Marco conditions may be bumpy, but markets, and people, love a good story and this is a brilliant story.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@coldhealing brother, touch some grass please.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
shameless plug for the fart store.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@DruidAi_APP merry christmas, keep shipping, good job!.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@dxrnelljcl Sure people are going to make or lose money of this. But the attention etc this draws generates far more money for the cause than a gofundme, and that's because it harnesses onto our greed and selfishness. If the end product is more money for research then it good.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
@ScottPh77711570 so real + you'll learn so much more approaching everything with the belief you know shit about fuck.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@TaikiMaeda2 We all do brother. Don't back down, double down.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
the 4d chess is that Martin owns a bag of fartcoin and knows his actions will drive the price up. the 5d chess is that Kook knows that Martin knows this and Kook knows his actions will drive the price up.
@KookCapitalLLC
kook 🏝️
2 months
washed tradfi scammer martin shkreli doesn't understand fartcoin (many such cases). he's short with a liq price of $20. you know what happens next 😄
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@sphsphsph1 @PolitlcsUK what logo would you want for these cars? something like the below seems right up your street.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
You can hate me all you want but every top signal has been hit for memes. The amount of crazy millionaire stories, 7 and 8 figure PNLs, the celebs coins, the rugs, the scams, the dilution, the media attention, the Pump Fun top, the SOL bleed out, the lawsuits, Peter Schiff, etc.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
17 days
@Philosophi_Cat @AScully789 @OldHollowTree this is deep deep lindy, so simple, so beautiful.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@rasmr_eth How is it a Dex?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
@amursekhv freely.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@hippy_dog @BowTiedBull @Cernovich You are technically correct, in terms of dictionary definition. However, the use of the word transitory in this case is referencing inflation above what the fed wants. When they say transitory, they mean they believe it will return to their goal inflation rate. Meaning is context.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
the most important test for fartcoin tho is if we see a pullback to the 150-180m range. If the community continues having fun, making jokes etc then we're going to witness a truly golden run. Fartcoin at its core is about fun. The more fun, the higher price. Fart for fun.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
16 days
@cjhumanrights I'm from the North, can I go down south and vote?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
when i got back into crypto . memecoins specifically . i was too active. lost money . overcomplicated things. so if u find my wallet n see earlier trades that is why. much simpler approach to things now. lots of research n periods of nothing then strong conviction plays.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
@himgajria Stop trading and believe in something.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@TyrogueD Builds up your immune system too if you really think about it.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
@casino616 fartcoin.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
@fudreaper_ burpcoin, shartcoin, queefcoin.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
17 days
@Philosophi_Cat @OldHollowTree I will live and die in the same town I was born. They will not force me from my land with the impact of their financial system. I will not bend to the dollar. I will live as God intends and die as God intends.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
18 days
@HengistRisen Why don't you have a girlfriend?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
18 days
@GoldingBF Compare the aesthetics of this video to a BF march where the majority are overweight and can't run the length of themselves. Physical strength, fitness and spiritual belief are things you should be promoting. Build up your own people before you hate others.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
fartcoin to touch 460m mc in a bout of utter capitulation before recovering to around 600m then test new ath sometime late January . bookmark it.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
12 days
@ehriking @aIIegoricaI AI is coming whether you want it or not. It is going to change every aspect of your life. You will have no say and no control over this impact. The sooner you accept this fact the easier your life will be. The possibilities are endless. We have no idea what's going to happen.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@NSixtysomething @StephenNolan @BBCSounds fuck me lad you've some brain on ye don't you.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@JW100x perhaps the play here is to slowly dca into these shitters at these levels and wait for him to start pumping them again - will his ego let him be wrong?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
give KOLs huge airdrop. KOLs constantly bull post . this pumps KOLs bags higher . hyperliquid coded.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
@0xuberM thanks for this advice, i am so smart that i front ran this strategy last weekend!.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
taking out a loan against XRP. what could go wrong?
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
@jeremy48_ I'm fartin in the office.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
@RetireHard Thank you sir for posting this. I really needed this reminder.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
The effort required to buy hype right now is either a massive edge or a reason why this isn't going to truly take off. I can't decide.
@jpeg_dilettante
JPEG Dilettante 🍦
1 month
@pt0kes Swap you memes to sol on Jupiter .Send sol to cex .Swap sol to usdc on cex.Download a wallet that supports arbitrum.Download a vpn app.Set app to country outside US .Send usdc to arbitrum wallet.Connect wallet to hyperliquid .Send usdc from arbitrum to hyperliquid.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
25 days
@Devon_Eriksen_ Mate have you ever experienced being an attractive male or been friends with one? This isn't how it works at all. It's literally be physically attractive to that specific person + be funny.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@blargaberg @DipWheeler fartcoin roaring kitty.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
fartcoin is already big enough to become it's own alpha play, it is undeniable. the result of this will be attempts to find beta plays to fartcoin,.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@bepisfi @BTCJackie @xbtcas Wif is my favourite stable coin to derisk my port into!.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@fejau_inc big if true.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@whatthefuck_eth valhalla awaits.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
@Riced_Eth hello!.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
20 days
@HariSel57511397 You want the truth brother? You lead her by laying that pipe in a certain way. It's that simple.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
18 days
@GoldenAgeHerald were you bullied in school?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@DruidAi_APP this goes hard gg.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
Druid Ai. MLoYxeB1Xm4BZyuWLaM3K69LvMSm4TSPXWedF9Epump. i'm gambling again.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@BTCJackie @xbtcas back in the day it was swapping back into sol, Eth, BTC but now we're at the stage we swap back into other memes!.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@amabinvesting sol goes up, memes go down = time to buy memes. NFA obviously but am I close?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
4 months
@KILLTOPARTY @sirloincloth Do you have any experience with Mental Illness?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
4x lev all in at these levels. if i am wrong then i am out of the market rip. Valhalla awaits . wish me luck . fartcoin
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
@Cbb0fe brother, I'm as close to retail as it gets. I can tell you now, the desperation you'll see from retail once mainstream news starts covering memecoins will shake u to ur core. People are so desperate to make it, and memecoins have the allure of a lottery ticket.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
@ethlefty send it.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
I'm looking for a good entry on fartcoin. anything sub 200m could work but ideally would like to watch any breakdown below 180m. if i see signs of a recovery after breaking the blue line then it'd be a good R/R to 4x long.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
One of the many hard things in life is detaching from external validators of worth. Your life is a state of progression and eventual decay. Your beauty, your strength and if unlucky enough your smarts will all decay into nothing. Your wealth inflated away with time.
@NoahRyanCo
Noah Ryan
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This is less about vanity and more about . 1. Understanding that no external metric will make you feel good enough. 2. These metrics are tools that help you achieve your goals in life. Don't tie your identity to them, but acquire them & use them for what they are. XP boosts.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
@himgajria I go to sleep, fart up. I wake up, fart down. I say gm .I buy more fart.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
@bowtiedstocks so in theory, a household could lever up to buy Aussie real estate and land further driving up the prices?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
@0xuberM it's the next fartcoin and I own exactly 0 . generational fumbler but we move.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
@Sokio8D boof it.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
12 days
@MustStopMurad The market for gambling? Are you talking about $SCOUT?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@quantymacro isn't this normal?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
@letjeremycook I still have enough exposure that if this is the beginning then I'll make life changing money (relative to myself). but yea, a bit of derisking and profit taking on the way up isn't a bad idea for myself. I truly hope this is just the beginning though, especially for fartcoin.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
@PostyXBT You've done the self pity tweet. Now pick yourself up and keep going. You've got this.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@DruidAi_APP keep up the good work and good communication.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
25 days
@UnfiltdTruth Don't ever feel like you need to justify this feeling either. People will try to get you to engage in debate over this. There is nothing to debate. America is your nation, you have a duty to your nation and your nation has a duty to you.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
reddit really hates leverage chads
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
16 days
@brettboettcher1 I seen this and instantly wanted to hate on it, because I am sick of X gurus. But damn, it is REALLY hard to disagree with this. This is an outstandingly simple and effective introduction to exercises that WILL improve your life long term and lead to functional benefits.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
buy fartcoin.
@sporadicalia
spor
1 month
I don't even know what to do right now. What do i tell my family?. How in the world could I ever hope to make them understand what is happening right now? That the world they knew is already gone. That the near future will be incomprehensible to them. What do I tell them to do?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
@denwere444 @blade_toxic2 real brother, family first. do what u gotta do. pay no heed to others opinions as they're not in your shoes. one day our mother's won't be here.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
21 days
@JamesPGoddard90 Why do you give a fuck what consenting adults do? Both her, the men and the people who subscribe to her onlyfans can do whatever they like. How does this have any material impact on your life? Why do you let this bother you?.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
3 months
@penguin_curator Currently debating this - few other tokens I like, I could buy, increase my exposure or I could just double down on fartcoin. If I had of just doubled down on fartcoin in the beginning I'd be up massively, instead I round tripped and top blasted shitters while holding fartcoin.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
@BluthCapital Markets primarily function as monetary representations of memetic value. Prices are a reflection of 1) attention 2) belief in a story. The more attention it can grab and the more believable the story, the higher the price.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
hourly fartcoin cupping
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
2 months
It's really nice of the Zerebro devs to give us so much time to accumulate as the chart bleeds. As soon as they announce the catalysts it's going to send towards $1 . NFA as always but this is the easiest trade of your life.
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@maxxxlong
MaxLong
1 month
This really is make or break time. Price action is shaking so many people out. If you buy now, you could be catching a falling knife. If you buy now you could be buying a generational bottom.
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