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The young feminist-turned-tradwife getting betrayed & blackpilled back to feminism pipeline ☠️
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Help I need a sixth fruit to round this out because ocd
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Yall my sourdough bread and my fruit-filled pastries got BLUE RIBBONS
And actually they said the pastries got a Blue+ 😁
Strawberry Rhubard pie got a second place red ribbon
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Motherhood creates this weird paradox where you always feel lonely af but no one ever leaves you tf alone ☠️
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@dissproportion
Wow I’m seriously so impressed by this I never thought anyone would think about this for even a second so thank you!
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Someone suggested cherry but I already have a pink/red. Something blue/purple maybe but ?? 😆
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Ok jeez did not expect so many opinions on this! Some really awesome ones too I’m gonna have to think about this and then possibly try to make them all 😆
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@KYdreamdesigns
I’m sorta loving/dreading the idea of making tons of little blueberries haha but it would be so cute!
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Apart from the minor lattice screw-up I am immensely proud of this pie! Not a drop of filling leaked out 💅
I ended up doing strawberry rhubarb :)
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@CrayonMurders
@TateTheTalisman
@Waller7J
@StirlingWisdom
I love how they openly admit THEY are the real prostitutes in these scenarios. “This d*** isn’t free” 😭
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@madi_h_
Omg that would actually be so cute!! I wonder if I could make a little felt Pirouette to top it haha!
I made a real chocolate pudding pie for the first time a couple years ago and I was just thinking I need to make one again because YUMMM
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@mrsmeganeverly
I just had my third baby at 37 and while my family was kind and supportive they’ve made it VERY clear they think I should definitely NOT have any more, and while I wasn’t really planning to, hearing that just kinda makes me go K🖕🏼maybe I will have one more wygd?
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@Notnusehri
@historyinmemes
Still not as good as the time no one even knew he was at the VMAs cause he looked like that hippie biker dude 🤣
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@datepsych
We don’t get bored we just wake up to the fact that we’ve spent all our time being wives to men who don’t really want to be husbands, in the true sense of what those words mean, not just saying “I do” but really doing the work. Most men just want a maid that will sleep with him.
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Boutta send over an invoice for the sleepover my daughter had last night. How much do you think I can reasonably charge for a “gourmet homemade cheeseburger”, a quart of milk, ~50 sq’s of TP and wear & tear on a blanket and pillow?
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@hollowearthterf
I attempted to keep what I was going through with my ex a secret from my family out of embarassment, but after shtf I learned that everyone actually already knew what had been going on but never said a word or tried to help 🫠
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@raisintinybabes
Idk you but this brought tears to my eyes. My worst fear has also been something like this, choking or worse, and everyone always feels so far away. So glad it worked out for your family 🙏
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@thedigitalyenta
He’s probably raising her cortisol levels right now making it even harder for her lol
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@AniseNot
They know deep down that they are the problem and they’ll never change so they need to make everyone else the problem, and some unfortunate girl on tinder is going bear the brunt of all of it 😭
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Finished version for the fair
So the Hobbies division of the fair exhibition only allows three items per class, and I’ve filled the Doll/Stuffed Animals class, but I’m thinking I can get away with a few more if I enter these as a “diorama” in the Dollhouses/Minatures class lol
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Why does anyone gaf about outer space when shit like this is literally ON OUR PLANET ALREADY
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I’ve literally never looked at someone else’s ‘likes’ tab is that weird?
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@lucymarionbrown
@Cobratate
He was telling us she was 16 when he had her start doing webcam and they forged an ID for her
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I like how this orange slice looks much better but it’s a lot more time-consuming to make and probably not as durable for little ones 🤔
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Not very pretty but 🤤🤤 had some strawberries that were getting soft so made a quick-jam sweetened with honey and strained out some syrup to flavor the icing
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Haven’t cut into it but it baked up above the rim of my Dutch oven which is a pretty good sign 🫶🏼
First ever sourdough loaf just went into the oven 🙏 it looks like it got a good rise so hopefully it bakes up well!
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I’m gonna have dreams tonight where all I see and hear is the word blueberry ☠️
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The 1st time I heard about ballerina farm on here everyone was pissed that she was “larping” because she was actually rich and had a whole bunch of help but now everyone’s mad because she actually works really hard and doesn’t have help ?? Which is it lol
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@hollowearthterf
Most men have no idea how to capture and tame the wild woman while letting her retain that wild femininity they were attracted to in the first place. It makes them insecure and jealous so they try to box us up into “wife” and put that light out for good.
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@luinalaska
It’s almost a guarantee, the frumpier I look the more he handsy he gets 🤷🏽♀️ I don’t get it. He’ll “joke” about wanting to see me in like 18th century prairie garb lmao
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@Fidel_Cashfl0w_
@chionogirl
I once worked as a substitute in a class for special needs children, and one day one of the girls (about 10) came in and threw up in the trash can. It smelled strongly of coffee. She said her dad let her drink it. Another time she told us her sister let her smoke something 💀
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Just heard my neighbor girl through the wall sounding like she was begging for her life so I called the cops
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People seriously need to stop bringing their enormous in-tact male pitbulls that are straining against their leases to crowded public places where there are small children and then camping out RIGHT next to my spot 🤬
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I was a real person out in the world in cute clothes tonight with no kids and it was fantastic
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@dilf_farts
@KYdreamdesigns
Well I usually make a whole bunch of everything all at once to have on hand for orders
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There’s a phenomenon I’ve noticed on here - when you say something people don’t like, they come at you like you’re this pristine version of a human that doesn’t understand any form of hardship or loss and they’re the only ones that can possibly know what it’s like to suffer
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Fixins for a tasty sammich 😉 with a pickle on the side ofc
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@tallowmom
This annoys me as well and I always feel like I have to jump in and explain when my kid says “no” cause there’s always the “well you know you won’t get anywhere in life if you don’t take school seriously” finger wag and no one really seems to understand at all 😆
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@TheEcho13
Planned to meet up with a woman from offerup to give her some baby clothes & diapers. she had all these cats she’d been trying to get adopted, this one (Pumpkin) came right up to me, nuzzled all over me & just wouldn’t leave me alone so she came home with me 😻
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A lot of you are vastly overestimating what I can make with felt and I love it & I’m here for it & I hope I don’t let you down 🤩
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5y/o just came in rejoicing that she took off her training wheels and figured out how to ride. made us come out to see 🤩
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Is it bad screen time if it’s just the underwater channel with peaceful sleeping whales?
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How it went 🇺🇸
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@hollowearthterf
Our roles as wives evolve as we have children, just as men’s roles as husbands change when they become fathers. Many cannot accept this and still expect to be catered to by their wife as if she were childless, and so turn into children themselves.
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Why are shapewear and back sculpting bras always advertised on women who clearly do NOT need them?? Where’s the trust here I need to know if I’m gonna look like a sausage bursting out of the casing
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I mean…
Are we in our 90’s mom era girls???? Are we??? I think we are..
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@Eyescream1990
Peach would be cute! I’ve been thinking about doing one that looked like an actual apple too 😃
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Not me letting the kids have cake for breakfast cause there’s way too much left and the whipped cream is sure to crumple at any moment (it held up amazingly well actually). Plus - it’s summer!
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@realgirl_fieri
This was how I felt over Christmas getting on multiple airplanes with my 7mo and two older kids. The eyes I felt on me walking on with a baby strapped to me 👀 and then he was silent every flight. Not a peep.
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Shameless plug cuz all natural materials, no poly-fil! and not made in china!
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@singingbirth
All three of mine have been excellent tummy sleepers pretty much since after the first week or so when they no longer tolerated the swaddle and I seriously think it contributed to early neck and core muscle development
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Finished another order :) the weather is supposed to start getting really nice tomorrow so we will likely be at the river and I won’t be stuck inside sewing 🤩
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Just did a full set on my daughter, ready to open a salon now 💅
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Can’t say I really care for Instagram anymore, it’s a lot different from when I left in ‘20
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I think this is the only thing that would stop me living completely Amish tbh
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Late 2019/early 2020 - blondest (& skinniest☠️) I’d been since a wee babe
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When a recipe says “sauté onions until caramelized, approx. 15 minutes”
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I’ll say this, I’m not very good at playing “pretend” anymore but I’ll be the only one in the house spending 90 mins setting up the little wood barn with a felt pond & grass that I sewed and placing all the farm animals perfectly around it just cause I enjoy the aesthetic 🤩
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Uh, so weird story. I’m tucking in the girls as dude is leaving and I hear him talking outside the window. Look out to see the neighbors car door jammed into the side of my jeep 😆 I see them talk & gesture back & forth for a few seconds, then dude comes back inside with this -
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Post an old pic you still like!
This was circa *peak* global AND personal turmoil, but a bright spot nonetheless
Post an old pic you still like!
This picture means a lot to me. I managed to finish my doctorate between multiple major surgeries, all while working full time as a professor. Climbing to get this picture totally exhausted me, but I was so proud!
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Everyone talks so vaguely about their kids names on here which I get but I’m also like ?? I wanna know the names because I’m fascinated by them & I think what people choose for their kids reveals a lot about their own personalities but y’all do you I’ll still be curious over here
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I’M SO PRIVILEGED ALL I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IN THE WORLD IS A RAINBOW COLORED PRETEND CAKE ENVY ME 💅
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Did a sourdough baguette this time & Elvis Breadsley did not disappoint 🤩
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Daughter took one look at my beautiful chicken pot pie and asked if she could have leftover cheeseburgers. I ofc said no.
Guess who took a second helping of pot pie?
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So my kindergartner came home today and told me a boy in her class got into trouble for standing on a table and saying the “b word” and the “f word” at the teacher. The principal was called.
It’s the THIRD day of school ☠️
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Here’s that crumb shot for all you thirsty ba*ers 🤭
Haven’t cut into it but it baked up above the rim of my Dutch oven which is a pretty good sign 🫶🏼
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My daughter crocheted this adorable little hanging plant 🌿
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The way my 5y/o just told me that cleaning “isn’t her thing” is sending me
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Should we buy this little old farm on the river? It comes with beef!
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Just thinking about how my unvaxxed uncircumcised son will grow to be a titan of his generation
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