comrade ella🧚🏻♀️
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city sylph w ephemeral swag 💗🌸✨😎🌱🌲 alt: @marzipanserf
stolen land | she/her
Joined December 2018
just remembered one of the most insane dream notes i ever wrote lmfao
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straight up bouncin on it. and by it, haha, well. let's justr say. My Trampoline!!!! Wheeeeeee!!!!!.
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does anyone know any good entry level thoughts for someone new to thinking ?.
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when ur eating a grilled cheese sandwich and he gives u this look
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something that is so special is when a cat bonks their little head into you.
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i have to be honest it is actually insane that there is an extremely successful clothing brand called "banana republic".
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wait what the fuck THIS is the origin of this phrase ???????.
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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always found her weird but this is just beyond. why the hell would she say this
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im really obsessed with this chart in one of my design books
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damn. medical science is way more lesbian than i thought.
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im vegetarian so my opinion is easily discarded but I feel like people should not eat octopuses. they're too sentient.
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@_OhhBrina @oleajennyy @sneakyassbitch YES lol those kinds of professors are so cruel like why are you teaching if you’re so misanthropic.
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DON’T👏🏻CLAIM👏🏻IT’S👏🏻HISTORICALLY👏🏻INFORMED👏🏻PERFORMANCE👏🏻UNLESS👏🏻THE CONDUCTOR POUNDS OUT THE BEAT WITH A BIG STICK AND ACCIDENTALLY CRUSHES THEIR FOOT AND CONTRACTS GANGRENE AND DIES👏🏻.
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also this meme is not me but it may as well be lmao
a rare ella fact is that I'm a recovering middle school clarinetist.
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good meme to send to people who are about to go to heaven
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you kiss your cat on their little head with that mouth?.
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first day playing the mandolin. how do you make a sound on this thing without chopping your fingers off.
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georgian word for potato. notice anything funny about it?
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tiger shark. whale shark. bull shark. cow shark. zebra shark. goblin shark. just some of the many animals a shark can be. they can even be a nurse!! wow, nature is amazing.
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im noticing that people don't say BOOM SHAKALAKA very much anymore.
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Water is in ingredients.
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muffins are unburdened with knowledge; they are innocent, they are free and wild. Cupcakes however began wearing clothes after becoming aware of their nakedness.
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Sondheim can have little a night music, as a treat.
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baby jesus trying to schlaf in himmlischer Ruh when there's a little drummer boy banging out rudiments in his fucjing barn
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his contributions to the field of science are legendary to me
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i feel like one of my more eloquent mutuals have probably tweeted something of this nature but I couldn't find such a tweet.
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palimpsest is such a goated word. not many opportunities to use it but when the occasion arises no other word will do.
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he came to earth in the contraption.
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@JTommins I need to see a topographical map of chongqing bc every video I've seen of it looks insane.
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that's what im saying
have seen approximately one thousand commercials this year about how Actually You Need To Cover Your Entire Body In Deodorant and in all of them combined there have been exactly zero men.
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@theepunourisher that climate change is the principal driver behind worsening fires in Southern California is not subjective.
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Handel’s Messiah is more than just the hallelujah chorus! It contains many special features, such as:.- flat earth song.- sheep song.- foot fetish song.- zombie song.All of this and more can be yours if you call now!.
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doritos should be fortified with vitamins and minerals like breakfast cereals are.
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dream opera role is one of the tap dancing noses in the nose
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@Johnny_Allman victor hugo writing les mis: « how can I say acab in as many words as possible? ».
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as an opera singer i am specially poised to be extremely annoying because i was both a theatre kid AND a choir kid in high school.
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me going absolutely bananas ornamenting mozart arias
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Herz UND Mund UND Tat UND LEBEN???? In dieser Ökonomie?????
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Here's the other part! Chart is labelled "Gifford Jackson. Trends in styling of industrially designed products, U.S.A. 1962" and book is A History of Design from the Victorian Era to the Present by Ann Ferebee published in 1970
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alright i think it's time. he's definitely old enough. Time for Ryan Gosling to become Ryan Goose.
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yet another unrealistic body expectation for women. smh
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theyre playing the retrograde inversion of ur leitmotif bro what did u do.
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wow this is doing well🙇🏻♂️ I have two little grey floofs the grilled cheese sandwich lover is named ernie and the perfect angel from heaven is named bunny and I love them with all of my heart. free Palestine and always be excellent to each other
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what would your three letter Bach child initialism be? I'd be FML Bach.
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❗️reply 2 this and i will give u a bizarre performance direction from a piece by Erik Satie with little to no context❗️.
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the beard makes him look like a facial reconstruction model of a neolithic man.
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me: so if it's 2% milk then what is the other 98%. my cadre of trusted advisors: we will look into it as soon as we can my liege. But, your majesty, if you please, we have pressing matters to discuss. the Weasel Problem. .
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sorry but this is a big L. the gilded frame does not have the sauce.
Today we re-framed Jan van Eyck’s Arnolfini Portrait. We replaced the late 19th century gothic fantasy frame with a newly acquired somber gilded 15th century moulding. The figures appear larger and the details crisper without the competition of the incongruous carving.
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great news everyone: next year will be the 69th anniversary of 4’33”.
4’33” by John Cage was first performed 68 years ago today. Take a moment today and listen to it.
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you know what im thinking is it's been too long since i last posted this pic
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'Young lady at a spinning wheel.' Photographed in 1905. Public Record Office of Northern Ireland.
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oh my god I'm a day late for the 5th anniversary of this
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YES WE CAN BLANKETLY SAY THAT A PASSENGER SHOULD NOT MURDER ANOTHER PASSENGER.
Mayor Eric Adams: "We cannot just blanketly say what a passenger should or should not do in a situation like that.".
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