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she/her cheaper by the dozen 2 enthusiast
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well high school musical is good and the kissing booth is not so can you blame him.
Zac Efron admitting he still sings the High School Musical songs is so cool man. Better than Jacob Elordi who regularly disses the kissing booth.
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is this how taylor swift felt when she dated taylor lautner.
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he should be directed by me on a set called my bedroom.
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FACE CARD BODY CARD
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no he’s literally so sexyyyyy what the hell is wrong with you people
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i have to break my silence ……. this is not a case of a man being funny this is a case of me being funny.
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so blake lively dared to request she not be sexually harassed and exposed to sickness at work and everyone on here wrote think pieces about how much of a bitch she is.
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raygun would have been shaking in her boots as soon as he stepped onto the stage
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by the end of next wednesday these shorts will be in my hands everybody screamed and clapped
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hunger games fancast 😍 . peeta - tom holland .katniss - florence pugh .rue - zendaya .effie - anya taylor joy .haymitch - pete davidson .primrose - sydney sweeney.president snow - joe biden .gale - timothee chalamet.
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thank u saltburn 🙏🏻
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happy birthday mr handsome stylish beautiful gorgeous cutie pie pretty face
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jacob forgive me i didn’t mean to create a space for ppl to accuse u of sucking your own dick.
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showing up to the sitting normal challenge and smiling because my opponent is jacob elordi
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jacob elordi hot.
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he looks like he’s announcing the new iphone.
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BREAKING NEWS: This video of Jacob Elordi just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the millionth time
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no this is still the most insane fan photo ever … god i have seen what you’ve done for others
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he’s so beautiful it’s like if a woman and another woman had a baby
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history was made this day. the world stopped. the planets aligned. the tectonic plates shifted. people died.
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you just know he would dig the worlds biggest hole if left unsupervised at the beach
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people died they were dead
“people died” and it’s a jawline pic.
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i don’t care if jacob elordi took a selfie on your phone it should have happened to me instead.
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i’m so sorry if you don’t get it. except i’m.not because i don’t care. all that matters is that i get it
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nooooo don’t die felix catton your so sexy aha.
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sending jacob elordi subliminal messages that i want him via instagram story likes.
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okay well
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elspeth catton went to the gay son or thot daughter factory and said i’ll take one of each
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my friend got married yesterday and i’m laying in bed drafting happy birthday tweets for jacob elordi.
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and if the jacob elordi bus crashes into us.
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need to train my parents to recognise him.
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calling a show that stars adam brody “nobody wants this” is so crazy like hmmm actually i think everybody wants this.
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i’m being very normal about this i swear.
First look at Jacob Elordi in 'The Narrow Road to the Deep North'
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it’s 2009 …. modern family is on the tv … he just laid eyes on julie bowen for the first time and fell in love
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She is so fab …. the weird giant man adds to her aura
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this day was historical …. this is the day he invented stretching and other weird positions.
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@stevewiththecar and he’s allowed to have been embarrassed 😭 adam brody was embarrassed of the oc too …… jacob is allowed to say it’s bad im sure he is still immensely grateful for it being his first big international role.
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he said
Jacob Elordi responds to him starting a trend of men putting books in their pockets:. “I think people need to get out more, maybe.”
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so happy for them. not at all jealous. definitely not kneeling beside my bed praying for my turn.
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so what i’m hearing is i can write a film with a $5 budget and he will sign on 🙂↕️ i’ll even make him some avo toast
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smoking weed when you’re jacob elordi must feel so good it’s like damn i’m soooo fucking high and i’m jacob elordi.
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felix catton … obviously
show me a character that looks good in blue.
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need jacob elordi in a rom com but like hugh grant colin firth matthew mcconaughey jude law style not made by netflix.
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1 year ago lives were changed
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imagine talking shit about jacob elordi and he’s just in his room like .
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