mr blonde
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@bIuesykes the skarsgards are conventional alpha males who probably have a family crest and will train and fight with dignity. the culkins will fight for food scraps.
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@johnissac300 @remy4real23 this is making me laugh so hard irl like im losing it over Why onika burgers.
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@binunjing GIRL THE BRAIN DAMAGE OMG. the aesthetic in question: a bunch of empty roads and streets taken w a film camera 😭😭❓❓❓.
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@weyesbloux @ThatBillyTheKid @cocainecross the guy blocked me before i could reply but this would have been my next response
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@offbeatorbit her parents are clearly STOCKED why are these people so mad it’s weird. and it’s her parents? literally all parents want their children to have basic needs regardless of age.
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@mcstardently IM SAYINGGGG like im excited and i’ll be seared but somebody should take away a lil bit of that budget….
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adobe lightroom is an editing software. they are obviously asking for ONE photo created using their available tools. yet you posted THREE pictures of a floor covered in mucus while mentioning your height and weight for whatever reason.
This freakin floor 😌. I try to not be offended when someone questions that I did this, and alone, bc I, too, would wonder how a 5'2" 109lb girl did it by herself lmaooo
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THIS IS THE WORST NEWS I’VE EVER RECEIVED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE IM SO SERIOUS.
Al Pacino and Adam Driver are on the cast list for ‘HEAT 2’ with Austin Butler mentioned for a role. Source: @ProdWeek
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@flowerdistorted @mcstardently because i have borderline personality disorder. i hope this helps.
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white people love bringing up jenna marbles every time an online personality releases an “apology” video for being a literal criminal.
remember when jenna marbles released a 47 minute long, incredibly sincere apology video for unknowingly buying the wrong type of tank for her fish and then rehomed them because she felt she wasn’t knowledgeable enough to take good care of them? just came to mind for some reason….
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@GYNOWORSHIP oh yeah because everything people say is meant to be taken LITERALLY! you’re so smart.
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@trekpup your tweets are groundbreaking. how can one man speak so many words while saying nothing.
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@EduEle5 “the video from the show” my guy this is a badly edited AI photo compilation using capcut templates.
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what about a 3 minute shower of b*llets.
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this guy has no idea he’s gonna live forever (i made a pact with god).
Martin Scorsese says “I’m old. I read stuff. I want to tell stories, & there’s no more time.”. “Kurosawa, when he got his Oscar… he said, ‘I’m only now beginning to see the possibility of what cinema could be, and it’s too late…’ Now I know what he means.”. (Source: Deadline)
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