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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world. Tweets should have spelling errors you aren't being graded on them They/Any
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Joined December 2021
@Sturgeons_Law Republicans will not rest until they've brought everyone who has ever interacted with Hunter into a courtroom to have them say "yeah he's super chill all around good guy who really likes crack".
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@SimpleSiteman This is equivalent to winning 2 grand and immediately spending $47 and people are acting like he's already blown half of it.
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@GNQ__ It will not be forgotten that you actively encouraged an attempted genocide. You deserve whatever you get for this. No action taken against you is morally wrong.
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@NikkiOphan All of human history, every creation ever made, every piece of knowledge collected, at your finger tips, right up until we decide that space is better used for ads.
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@Extralongdokkan Having large amounts of Ki (life energy) will naturally extend someone's lifespan. Not to Saiyan levels but noticeable compared to people who can't destroy celestial bodies.
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@WhackNicholson Steel has exactly 2 states: perfect structural soundness and liquid. Nothing in between whatsoever.
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@Ryan_Weller @davideastUK Even better "Over half the country doesn't even know who they vote for".
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@Chinchillazllla The thing that sells it for me is there hasn't been a drag queen trying to capitalize on thier photo suddenly being on every person's feed. If that was just some random queen they would be eating right now.
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@ArmyStrang Gun control is bad, and to prove I'm going to make parents feel unsafe with my gun. Uh huh, what's your next crusade? Driving by an elementary school at 80 to protest school zones?.
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@Stardust_Rosa Because he's a true hero Peter goes around ripping those bars off benches when he's not busy with other stuff.
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@computerThot I would simply clock in at 8 am, leave for the day, come back the next day at 8 am to clock out for the previous day and immediately clock back in for the that day. See how many 24 hour shifts I could get before they caught on.
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@auntaminal @LEBassett This is insane person behaviour. My roommate and I have tap for our cards set up on each other's phones because we just pool all our money together, whoever has money at the moment just pays for shit as we need it regardless of who actually goes to the store.
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@SAMOYEDCORE @joshgerstein Didn't they just make it up in court to say women be crazy and cops are always in the right?.
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@bxragingbullyo Hopefully they got plenty of screenshots before announcing this and wasn't planning to do that part after.
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@Ochadoji999 @greynotgardens @CreepyOrg You were just drinking this water, why won't you now that I've pissed in it 🤔.
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@bambooney Real Marines don't respawn. This game should brick itself permanently as aoon as you die once.
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@isaiah_bb Have said it before will say it again, George Lucas was 2 things, first and formost he was a toy salesman, second he was a brilliant director for toy commercials.
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@WillyMacShow XQC is currently streaming the entirety of the dark night to over 50k people this is not a serious website lmao
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@BoxmanYT @MedicusFallstar Imagining him going through every positive whole number until the heat death of the universe.
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@Normal_Writing @OnlyAWorldAway Congrats you've officially joined conservatives in having One Joke™️.
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@Madao_415 @WhatsRazi @Kino_Posting If the context actually mattered you would have writen the whole word in the one where it's acceptable.
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@DavidMackayy @notgwendalupe @JamesGunn Bros like you had 4 minutes to post an entire thread or I'm out. It's there now btw.
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@MattBinder Reddit CEO tanking his site becuase he's a massive Elon fanboy. Didn't see this coming but in retrospect it seems like the most obvious turn of events possible.
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@ogremode I just think "how interesting is it to people who jack of to Kim Possible?" is not a good cultural litmus test.
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@matthiasellis He's been having a normal one posting about how this is the worst form of government tyranny.
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@jestingtime >Ally with the slavs against the commies. Yeah they tried that, hell we just applauded one in the Canadian Parliament.
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@jordans74656272 @PunishedAG Charlie's take is just what the majority of medical professionals say on the subject. He was completely correct.
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@RushCountyRyan @scrowder Blue checks aren't allowed to have good posts. Delete this so I can post it instead.
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@GalaxyPeaBrain Wow it picked 3 different after effects options with no visual style or cohesion.
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@DoingCigarettes Hide the check, hide their likes. Can we just skip to the part where it hides all of their posts as well.
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@dyingscribe Coming home after trying to off myself and only getting a bunch of compliments on my sleak shoes
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@coolp1np I am against drunk driving but also there are photos of me drinking not in a car so I guess I'm owned.
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@tsbtrm @EndWokeness We are months away from a conservative making a meme were the 9/11 hijackers are chads and first responders are soy.
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@Shadzey1 What point? That cities requiring you to deal with septic waste in a way that doesn't poison the entire community is a step to far?.
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@KamerynJW Gotta respect a wizard who knows when it's time to put down the wand and pull out the revolver.
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@SithJohn @SaloneAlistair @BetteMidler Exactly! There aren't even any regulations on how to store women, you can leave them out in a freezing shed if you want.
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@Extralongdokkan Bulma is incredibly vain and superficial and probably would disown a conventionally unattractive child.
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@copemuch Is twitch capable of making a correct decision? Like can anyone point to even one?.
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@TheWapplehouse I need this lasgun to protect my children when 30-50 feral Shai-Hulud come out of the sand in 3-5 minutes.
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@daltondeschain Pedro Pascal actually experiences reality from 2nd person perspective so this works.
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@ettingermentum When you put them all together like this Hillary's stand out as particularly awful. What a once in a generation blunder at every level that campaign was.
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@DokDonky @mailgod11 And people with actual moral conviction go to prison instead of serving.
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@CantEverDie "no uh, I actually got a major promotion. Must not be in system yet, you should update that".
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@ndrew_lawrence "They made up a story and then talked about it 150 times in a weekend" sounds like he's mad people are cribbing his whole deal.
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@BLPMikey Do you think anyone in Gotham has ever figured out who Batman is when Bruce accidently busts out the Batman Mastercard?
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@drmistercody If your mere appearance on the campaign trail hurts you, that's probably a good sign you can't win!.
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@JoshuaPotash You're quiet quiting if you don't take on the responsibility of a second person. But also it's a super anti work stance to take on the responsibility of a second person.
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