MARTY 🇱🇧🍉
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🏳️🌈🇱🇧⚽️💚 lawyer, progressive, lana stan, swiftie, lorde stan 🇵🇸فلسطين🇵🇸
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lmfaooo the captain on my (Virgin Australia) flight said “thanks for choosing to fly Virgin, but with Jetstar cancelling their flights this morning and Qantas probably turning back to Sydney mid-flight, you didn’t have much of a choice”
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That time Dutton/Voldemort called me and hundreds of other lawyers who do pro bono work for refugees “unaustralian”
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I just hope everyone knows this was accidental art and I was trying to make a heart 😂😂
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fuck I hate the Melbourne Cup. It encapsulates 3 shitty things in Australian culture into one day - binge drinking, gambling and animal abuse.
#saynuptothecup
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Yes, we do realise what happens. LGBT people in Palestine either get killed by Israeli bombs or blackmailed into being informants by Israeli occupation forces.
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The fact that a lesbian football player is everyone in Australia’s role model right now just absolutely floors me.
We’ve come such a long way. Couldn’t be prouder of her. 🥲🥲
🏳️🌈🟢🟡
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I feel as though I’m the only person on Twitter who doesn’t watch the block
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Okay this tweet went unexpectedly viral, all I have to say is if you’re in the USA vote for Joe Biden pls so the rest of the world can like you guys again
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How is private health insurance so shit? I just paid $795 at the dentist and they only covered $143 of it?
Is there any point in actually having extras cover or am I just paying for nothing?
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So many straights have told me tonight that I’m not dressed gay enough for Mardi Gras, clearly they know fuck all lol (also what is dressing gay anyway)
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This may be an unpopular opinion but, truly, who the fuck likes chocolate with mint in it
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@SharnelleVella
@billisdoing
How does a member of parliament get involved in a car accident and crash into a fence at 0.131 BAC and *only* resign from the shadow front bench? He should resign from parliament altogether.
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@shacolljd
@L0VELYKIWIS
@_rronniellopeez
Uh I'm not sure what you're talking about but to anyone else reading, take it from an actual Lebanese person: the Lebanese Red Cross is a Lebanese organisation that was founded in Lebanon by Lebanese people and does great things to help Lebanon. There's no Europe connection.
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I managed to convince my parents (who I am ashamed to admit are usually Liberal voters) to vote for
@KKeneally
in the Bennelong by-election this Saturday
#auspol
#bennelongvotes
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@ShaunaViews
@USWeatherExpert
@JacquelynGill
@DrKateMarvel
@MikeNelson247
😂😂😂 your suggestion for him to follow someone who explains climate change to kids. A+++++
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@jeoc42
@leDespicable
@fuckyouiquit
“this doesn’t apply to me so I don’t care about other people’s lives”
typical blue tick
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Funny that Twitter can easily and quickly suspend any Elon Musk impersonator accounts, even when clearly noted as a parody, but refuse to do anything about the account impersonating my former colleague who died from COVID last year.
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@SenatorClaire
@SenPaterson
Important to note that the Albanese Government voted with the French Republic, the Hellenic Republic, the Republic of Ireland, the Kingdom of Spain, the Swiss Confederation and the Christian nations of Denmark, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Monaco and Malta on this motion
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Melbourne can be so charming, then you get to Docklands and you’re like wtf is this hellhole?
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If you see a nepo baby cop (with a history of stalking people & attacking unarmed Indigenous men) murder 2 men in cold blood with a police issued gun & say “cops aren’t the problem, domestic violence is” then you’re worse than Americans & their “guns don’t kill people” bull
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Australia, while we were asleep, the Israeli state committed an unspeakable act of terrorism.
They destroyed a hospital in Gaza that was operated by the Church of England, that was housing sick, injured, displaced Palestinians, and killed over 1000 innocent civilians. (1/3)
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There are no words to describe how I feel, and I’m sure this feeling is shared by everyone in the Lebanese and Palestinian diaspora and anyone who supports basic human decency.
Fuck the USA. Fuck the EU. Fuck Australia. Fuck Canada. Fuck you all for allowing this to happen.
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it’s so horrible yet unsurprising how so many people are more outraged by vandalism than an actual ongoing genocide
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@bootnrally
@ZeroSuitCamus
lmao someone from the USA saying Australian food sucks? All of your food tastes either like cardboard or vegetable oil
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haven’t slept in 27 hours 😴 wish I could figure out how to sleep on planes
anyway here’s a 🥤🪤
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Why does the media in this country just quote what Liberals say without any analysis or critical thought? Anyone who’s watched the video can see Macron never said a bad thing about Australia.
An extra sentence noting the misleading statement is what media in the USA would do.
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Dude. We just elected our first Prime Minister without an Anglo/Celtic surname. Fuck yeah Australia!
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Melbourne people in Sydney: I’m from Melbourne
Sydney people: oh cool what you doing up here?
Sydney people in Melbourne: I’m from Sydney
Melbourne people: 😯 how dare you! 😤Sydney is the worst place on earth and here’s why!1!1!1!1!1!! Blah blah coffee blah culture blah!
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I’m a 34 year old man and one of my life’s pleasures is getting my d**k sucked while playing video games. According to this guy I’m too old for that?
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my best friend got married yesterday so I put on a nice suit and stood by his side 😀
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men… don’t do this… it’s fucking creepy… I was afraid to leave the beach because I thought this guy was waiting to follow me
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Not only can Arab women do this in most Arab countries, Tunisia beats Israel on all 3 of these metrics. Lebanon, Kuwait, Jordan, Qatar and the UAE beat Israel on 2 of these metrics.
What a ridiculously twisted view of Arabs westerners have.
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it’s my birthday 🥳 send nudes
(or just say happy bday I guess…😆)
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My aunt who passed last week was a tireless advocate for the liberation of Palestine & Arab LGBT inclusion. At her funeral today (at a Maronite Church), people of many faiths wore traditional & rainbow keffiyehs, which was such a beautiful show of solidarity with her principles.
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@HaydenJOConnor
Joke of a tweet, surely. We’re hosting the women’s World Cup in a week and the Olympics in 2032. Nobody cares about the Commonwealth Games?
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@murraychapman
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@william_fitz
poor people simping for multinational capitalist organisations lol
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@ZeldaUniverse
Has to be BOTW.
TOTK is better but the wow factor of playing BOTW for the first time was something else.
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What is it with all these straight people trying to police what we can and can’t protest at our parade?
Now imagine if we disrupted Gaza's annual Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras...
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@Carolinaturn3r
@CrazyNormie
i've seen much better takes from israeli media organisations and israeli people than i have from most people in the west or on social media
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it’s been 2 weeks since I posted a thirst trap and I just cleaned my mirror so y not?
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Gonna delete soon and repost later but someone pls tell me I look at least a little like Link 😆
Maybe a middle eastern Link?
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I haven’t posted a thirst trap in a while so here’s a bathroom mirror one
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I wish there were a gay bar in Sydney for gays who go to bed at midnight instead of 6am and who prefer to get stoned rather than take MDMA. I’d be there in a heartbeat. 😂
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@USAF_BP
@TofunmiAkodu1
@huffpuffshelb
imagine just announcing to thousands of people that you're trash like this guy did
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Every time I tell a gay from Surry Hills / Darlinghurst where I live: “oh wow that’s so far away”
Wtf Balmain is literally a 5 min drive from the CBD.
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Friends, my mum passed this morning. Thanks in advance for all of your well wishes and apologies if I don’t get to respond. I’ll be okay soon.
Je t’aimerai pour toujours, maman. ❤️
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I dropped my phone into the ocean right after this, I probably deserved it 😅
(my phone is ok)
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@A21starman
@marionumber4
@ConSelfOwns
We don’t say the month first. We say “sixth of May”
Also, you Americans do it too (fourth of July?) so your way of writing the date makes even less sense.
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@ProjectLincoln
Is that Tammy Duckworth on the right? The woman who lost her legs serving in the US army? That's who he wants to pick a fight against?
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Seriously. Already have to budget for mortgage/rent, power, insurance, internet, phone bills, groceries, etc. Now we add at least $50/wk to that w/ no warning, while the corrupt Liberal Party govt uses our tax $ to prop up their business mates that don’t need $ like Harvey Norman
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