Marlowe Granados
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Author of Happy Hour🍸only coming if the cab's paid for✨💋 rep’d by Harriet Moore at Aitken Alexander, Film & TV: Carolina Beltran @ WME
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If you’re looking for me I’m on Instagram (same handle), Blue sky (just (@)marlowe) and obviously my newsletter I need all my faves to stop using this website so I can stop periodically checking in 🩰🩰🩰 + contact form in bio 👄
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Thinking about microplastics in my body, imagining this
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Every time I feel some kind of despair I realize I haven’t had my dose of a two hour phone conversation with one of my brilliant girlfriends!!!
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Absolutely not, crying women ARE the texture of nightlife and don’t you forget it!!!
bouncers should throw women out of the club if they’re crying
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Bring back clubs that play disco? I think this will be the cure for people who are too online
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I told the 19 year old model at work that I have a book out and she said, “That’s so random....” honestly true
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We needed her to have a Kirsten Dunst career
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Spotted a pair of Litas at a VINTAGE store! Time is just slipping through our fingers
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I am filled with regret at being late to see this Pucci set where the seller thought it was an “Italian clown costume” and sold it for $11 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s me, I’m clown
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Oh my god, this is where it all started....all of a sudden my life makes perfect sense
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I’m tired of reading about trends, something -core, or the end of this or the rise of that… give me poetry, give me centuries old references, give me real TEXTURE…
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There seems to be a section of the left that believes we should never have pleasure or enjoy life, never have nice things, and never eat charcuterie. My politics is simply everyone should have access to those things, ciao ciao
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The best part of the 60 minutes Anna Delvey interview is when they call her in the ICE detention center and she says “this scene is pretty dull, it’s just not the same as Rikers. Rikers was happening” !!! incredible you just couldn’t make it up
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Pete Davidson is back on r*ya do what you will with that information
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IT’S MY PUBLICATION DAY AND I’M IN THE NEW YORK TIMES! Happy Hour now out everywhere!!!! Sorry for smouldering in The Times you only have one life & I had to do it
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The kids at work are mad because I keep calling Jacquemus “Zara Chic” “High Zara”
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I read all of these in my bubble chair
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Otessa Mosfegh is a professional Depop grifter first, writer second, and I admire it!!! If I ever have the energy to do this my brooch selection will be… different
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I’m not hearing enough about it being the peak of blood orange season
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The best thing I’ve ever done is calmly and elegantly living beyond my means and constantly being in overdraft
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I think the cobb salad should have just as much of a renaissance as the espresso martini but also I think everyone should have a three hour lunch
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any sort of “feud” between generations must be concocted in a lab by like, an ad agency in the eleventh hour of the last financial quarter of the year, anyway I will not discuss this further but know I find it gauche
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I watched practical magic the other night and need my hair to grow another five to seven inches
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As a SATC scholar I must have my “mama let’s research” moment… the answer this essay is looking for arrives in the pilot episode (aired June 1998) when Samantha describes Big as “the next Donald Tr*mp except younger and better looking” ?????
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Today is my grandparents 55th wedding anniversary...They both tested positive for covid, with my lola in ICU. I just want to share in case you are thinking of going home to see your family for the holidays, please don't. My lola has taught me everything I know about glamour.
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the tyranny of people with live-in partners and wfh jobs!!! signed your favourite single girl
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Rest assured I would never let my publishers send a tote bag on my behalf, why would I want to be associated with ERRANDS
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I don’t have an MFA, I have a number of designer dresses though
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The costume design in Sex Education is a perfect example of using clothing to elevate its aesthetic so the show clearly belongs in its own zany world!!!! I wish we did this more, it was done so well in the 90s, early 2000s (Charlie’s angels, But I’m a Cheerleader) hate realism!!
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It’s important to be the Jennifer Lopez in all your exes lives
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I’ve done SW, men have come up to me at bars and asked if I worked at “the spa”, men have pulled me by the wrists demanding I give them a massage... the list goes on. Listen to & protect sex workers but esp non-white SWers!!!! I only want to hear from them, everyone else give $$$
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most of my work considers beauty and fun and glamour and it makes me sad people align that with being wealthy, when really it’s about being in rooms that were never meant for you and taking pleasure in it while laughing at them for letting you in!!!
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One of my favourite Filipina style icons is Isabel Preysler (Enrique Iglesias’ mom)
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To do this into old age is my one true aspiration
Normalise sitting outside the café all day and not really doing anything
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People talk about Party Girls like they’re oppressors
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Me and who
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all the mean girls of the moment have really thin hair, someone should help them with that
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Someone accused me of having vocal fry and no… I actually have a skewed transatlantic accent that is also tinged with my grandmother’s failed attempt at teaching me elocution… also to some people any woman talking can be annoying!!!
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When I was 18-20 living in London I would go to Paris on my birthday for the DAY! I would get so blue drinking alone, wandering aimlessly and anyway I don’t know why I was so dramatic but Jean Rhys eat your heart out!!!! Happy birthday to me!!!
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“I’m taking such good care of my little white boys”
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I love opting out of knowing about something!!!! those little squares you people are obsessed with, they decorate my feed but I don’t get it, please don’t explain it to me
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I never know what anyone is talking about on here and I never look into it!!! I just like to give brief dispatches from my misadventures and call it a day
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Hello, I’m in NEW YORK MAGAZINE!!! From the night NYMAG took me to ✨The Carlyle✨ Profiled by
@sangeetaskurtz
… tag yourself, i’m “sometimes men just fly you out”PARTY GIRLS FOREVER!!!🍸✨🪐💫 Happy Hour is out in exactly one week!!!
@NYMag
@VersoBooks
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I thought we were boycotting NYT… personally I have not opened that link about “books”, they can’t trick me !
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My favourite TikTok himbo just posted a series of photos of himself on the beach in the Bahamas with the caption “a masterpiece trying to master peace” ♥️♥️♥️♥️
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Someone sent me an UNSOLICITED dm asking what was wrong with my cat’s eyes. He’s just slightly cross-eyed and perfect???
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Imagine thinking the height of intellectualism begins and ends with having gone to an Ivy League… quel horreur!!!
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It grinds my gears when authors at big publishers are like 🥺I hate self promotion omg so shameful I’m so shy 👉👈 personally, I approach this whole thing like I’m still hawking zines out of the trunk of a car at 16, I will make this cult of personality work for me!!! Ciao
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Cleaning my apartment and fondly remembering when I used to airbnb for extra money and all the reviews were like, “this is the epitome of a Single Girl Apartment… she only has two of everything, two plates, two forks, fun experience!”
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New pick up line just discovered in South London…. “You look like it’s your birthday”—avant garde, imaginative, charming!
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Sorry but why is Glass Onion filmed like Spy Kids for adults
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Has anyone ever considered that some of us were it girls BEFORE we were literary… I was a nineteen year old dj in London AND Paris… my decade and a half of reckless partying will not go UNSUNG by this BLASPHEMY !!
there’s a diff between critiquing the role of persona, mythmaking, & performance in women’s art & basically saying “people only care about your writing because of the pictures you post or the way you dress” which is degrading not only to the writer but to their readers! Anyway
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I don’t know, I really find this video of Kim very relatable
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I wake up at 2:30am and can’t find Claude but then she is… up there????
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The construction workers went woo woo for the dress this morning, nature is healing ☀️☀️☀️
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Getting a second cat was the best decision l made however I wake up and they’re just always there…. circling me
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The way I just realized I own the exact jacket cartoon Nanny wears
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I am BEYOND excited to announce that
@VersoBooks
will be publishing HAPPY HOUR in the US & UK in 2021... this means so much to me as a writer who wanted people to take young women seriously even at an “unserious age”... Happy Hour is available in Canada through
@flyingbooks_to
🥂
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Imagining how nice it would be to be one of my cats… gorgeous, lazy, spoiled
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Ok but SOUR is specifically about the feeling you get when a guy dates a blonde white girl after you break up!! Sorry!!!
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It’s been two weeks and they’re literally already dating?????
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If the bar doesn’t have a hook for my purse I’m leaving!!!
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Unsurprisingly my mother was hot and glamorous, ten years without ♥️
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A woman I used to babysit for just texted me to tell me I’m in the paper so I guess I should get up and get it (her children added the LEGO for scale to show how huge my face is)
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The only thing I care about is when young women send me messages like this 💖💖💖💖😭😭😭😭🥲🥲🥲🥲💋💋💋💋💋
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I caved under requests to style an Emily in Paris themed shoot... so this is MY version of Emily in Paris!!!
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I can’t believe I wrote my novel between nannying and being a hostess and being at school and having millions of boyfriends and being a party girl... now I must lie down all the time for the next book
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Girls want one thing and it’s to see all their shoes at once
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Wow I walked 30 blocks to the flower district at 8:30am to meet my auntie and while there was a litany of chatter aimed at me the only one that made me laugh out loud was “you’re looking THIS good THIS early???!!!!”
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Bruce is slightly cross eyed and I’d like to present these photos of him as a little gift
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Been feeling off the last month or so knowing my angel was very sick. Said goodbye to my little prince yesterday and I will miss him terribly ♥️♥️ bear forever ♥️♥️ the sweetest most tender boy
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She’s ARRIVED!!! some of this was already part of research I had been doing in my early 20s because I was obsessed with the archetype of the Dumb Blonde and modelled Isa from my novel on this type of v feminine humour 💖 I LOVE bimbos!!
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Oh god I was in such a mood but I had some brie, a negroni, and some golden caviar and she’s right as rain
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The fact that up until the pandemic I’d been a long term babysitter for like five families in the west end and I’d pick up the kids from school wearing stuff like this (my normal clothes) ok Fran Fine
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I can’t get into the Oscar Isaac “not being that hot” criticism simply because it’s coming from men who think people on podcasts are their friends
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I’m going to get a handsome man to read the NYT story out loud to me so my eyes don’t strain
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If you people want drama so bad why don’t you take psychedelics and call everyone in your phone book, believe me it does wonders
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To be a brat is to be unapologetically obnoxious… it takes courage, delusion, and an inability to feel embarrassment… my culture is a beautiful thing and for everyone calling themselves brats I hope you’re all brave enough to be super annoying ♥️
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My publicists have thousands of photos of me, an appropriate amount for an authoress, so here are two!!! Wearing Prada blues 📸 by May Truong
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Fondly thinking about how I used to use my old sugarpapa’s credit card to submit my short to film festivals and he got so mad because I racked up like $1000 in submission fees lmao that’s showbiz baby I’m an artist!
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