If you’re looking for me I’m on Instagram (same handle), Blue sky (just (@)marlowe) and obviously my newsletter I need all my faves to stop using this website so I can stop periodically checking in 🩰🩰🩰 + contact form in bio 👄
I am filled with regret at being late to see this Pucci set where the seller thought it was an “Italian clown costume” and sold it for $11 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s me, I’m clown
I’m tired of reading about trends, something -core, or the end of this or the rise of that… give me poetry, give me centuries old references, give me real TEXTURE…
There seems to be a section of the left that believes we should never have pleasure or enjoy life, never have nice things, and never eat charcuterie. My politics is simply everyone should have access to those things, ciao ciao
The best part of the 60 minutes Anna Delvey interview is when they call her in the ICE detention center and she says “this scene is pretty dull, it’s just not the same as Rikers. Rikers was happening” !!! incredible you just couldn’t make it up
IT’S MY PUBLICATION DAY AND I’M IN THE NEW YORK TIMES! Happy Hour now out everywhere!!!! Sorry for smouldering in The Times you only have one life & I had to do it
Otessa Mosfegh is a professional Depop grifter first, writer second, and I admire it!!! If I ever have the energy to do this my brooch selection will be… different
any sort of “feud” between generations must be concocted in a lab by like, an ad agency in the eleventh hour of the last financial quarter of the year, anyway I will not discuss this further but know I find it gauche
As a SATC scholar I must have my “mama let’s research” moment… the answer this essay is looking for arrives in the pilot episode (aired June 1998) when Samantha describes Big as “the next Donald Tr*mp except younger and better looking” ?????
Today is my grandparents 55th wedding anniversary...They both tested positive for covid, with my lola in ICU. I just want to share in case you are thinking of going home to see your family for the holidays, please don't. My lola has taught me everything I know about glamour.
The costume design in Sex Education is a perfect example of using clothing to elevate its aesthetic so the show clearly belongs in its own zany world!!!! I wish we did this more, it was done so well in the 90s, early 2000s (Charlie’s angels, But I’m a Cheerleader) hate realism!!
I’ve done SW, men have come up to me at bars and asked if I worked at “the spa”, men have pulled me by the wrists demanding I give them a massage... the list goes on. Listen to & protect sex workers but esp non-white SWers!!!! I only want to hear from them, everyone else give $$$
most of my work considers beauty and fun and glamour and it makes me sad people align that with being wealthy, when really it’s about being in rooms that were never meant for you and taking pleasure in it while laughing at them for letting you in!!!
Someone accused me of having vocal fry and no… I actually have a skewed transatlantic accent that is also tinged with my grandmother’s failed attempt at teaching me elocution… also to some people any woman talking can be annoying!!!
When I was 18-20 living in London I would go to Paris on my birthday for the DAY! I would get so blue drinking alone, wandering aimlessly and anyway I don’t know why I was so dramatic but Jean Rhys eat your heart out!!!! Happy birthday to me!!!
I love opting out of knowing about something!!!! those little squares you people are obsessed with, they decorate my feed but I don’t get it, please don’t explain it to me
I never know what anyone is talking about on here and I never look into it!!! I just like to give brief dispatches from my misadventures and call it a day
Hello, I’m in NEW YORK MAGAZINE!!! From the night NYMAG took me to ✨The Carlyle✨ Profiled by
@sangeetaskurtz
… tag yourself, i’m “sometimes men just fly you out”PARTY GIRLS FOREVER!!!🍸✨🪐💫 Happy Hour is out in exactly one week!!!
@NYMag
@VersoBooks
My favourite TikTok himbo just posted a series of photos of himself on the beach in the Bahamas with the caption “a masterpiece trying to master peace” ♥️♥️♥️♥️
It grinds my gears when authors at big publishers are like 🥺I hate self promotion omg so shameful I’m so shy 👉👈 personally, I approach this whole thing like I’m still hawking zines out of the trunk of a car at 16, I will make this cult of personality work for me!!! Ciao
Cleaning my apartment and fondly remembering when I used to airbnb for extra money and all the reviews were like, “this is the epitome of a Single Girl Apartment… she only has two of everything, two plates, two forks, fun experience!”
Has anyone ever considered that some of us were it girls BEFORE we were literary… I was a nineteen year old dj in London AND Paris… my decade and a half of reckless partying will not go UNSUNG by this BLASPHEMY !!
there’s a diff between critiquing the role of persona, mythmaking, & performance in women’s art & basically saying “people only care about your writing because of the pictures you post or the way you dress” which is degrading not only to the writer but to their readers! Anyway
I am BEYOND excited to announce that
@VersoBooks
will be publishing HAPPY HOUR in the US & UK in 2021... this means so much to me as a writer who wanted people to take young women seriously even at an “unserious age”... Happy Hour is available in Canada through
@flyingbooks_to
🥂
A woman I used to babysit for just texted me to tell me I’m in the paper so I guess I should get up and get it (her children added the LEGO for scale to show how huge my face is)
I can’t believe I wrote my novel between nannying and being a hostess and being at school and having millions of boyfriends and being a party girl... now I must lie down all the time for the next book
Wow I walked 30 blocks to the flower district at 8:30am to meet my auntie and while there was a litany of chatter aimed at me the only one that made me laugh out loud was “you’re looking THIS good THIS early???!!!!”
Been feeling off the last month or so knowing my angel was very sick. Said goodbye to my little prince yesterday and I will miss him terribly ♥️♥️ bear forever ♥️♥️ the sweetest most tender boy
She’s ARRIVED!!! some of this was already part of research I had been doing in my early 20s because I was obsessed with the archetype of the Dumb Blonde and modelled Isa from my novel on this type of v feminine humour 💖 I LOVE bimbos!!
The fact that up until the pandemic I’d been a long term babysitter for like five families in the west end and I’d pick up the kids from school wearing stuff like this (my normal clothes) ok Fran Fine
To be a brat is to be unapologetically obnoxious… it takes courage, delusion, and an inability to feel embarrassment… my culture is a beautiful thing and for everyone calling themselves brats I hope you’re all brave enough to be super annoying ♥️
Fondly thinking about how I used to use my old sugarpapa’s credit card to submit my short to film festivals and he got so mad because I racked up like $1000 in submission fees lmao that’s showbiz baby I’m an artist!