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Mark Massie
7 months
The Huns belting out sectarian party songs from the 80s as Martin Boyle gets stretchered off the pitch. What an absolutely abhorrent repulsive club. I await the SFA and Nil By Mouth Scotland’s condemnation. 🙈🙉🙊
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Mark Massie
2 years
Barasic tackle from yesterday. Both feet off the ground lunging in from behind. Right through Kennedy. 🔴or🟡?
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Mark Massie
5 years
Ugly scenes at Pittodrie today as stewards force Aberdeen fans to stay and watch the second half of the game.
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Mark Massie
6 years
CHUFTERS! 😁
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Mark Massie
10 months
I don’t think the issue is was it a penalty or not. The issue with VAR is that other clubs aren’t getting every passage of play scrutinised as thoroughly. You could review every corner in every game and find a shirt pull. But it seems to be applied to one club more that the rest
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Mark Massie
2 years
Jim Goodwin said he’d have the Aberdeen defence sorted out in a week. It took Andy Considine less than 45 minutes.
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Mark Massie
2 years
Mark McGhee on Charlie Adam 😡
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Mark Massie
2 years
Aberdeen FC, every time there’s an opportunity of moving up to third place.
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Mark Massie
5 years
Allan McGregor, a horrible c**t of a man playing for a horrible c**t of a club. This is long overdue for the cheating, diving, greeting faced prick.
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Mark Massie
1 year
On this day 5 years ago. Christophe Berra was owned by a wee ball boy. “You’re just a shit Scott McKenna”. #aberdeenfc #Heartsfc #fallingapartagain
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Mark Massie
3 years
SAF Ready for tomorrow’s homecoming in The Red Shed. No Pyro, No Party. #COYR #StandFree #SAFHomecoming
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Mark Massie
5 years
Aberdeen fans 2 weeks ago:- Cosgroves playing tonight. Ah well that’s us f**ked. Also aaberdeen fans:- Cosgroves not playing tomorrow. Ah well that’s us f**ked. 😂😂😂
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Mark Massie
2 years
Tomorrows Wordle 😉
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Mark Massie
3 years
Jim Goodwin is the guy they put you through to when you’re going to cancel your Sky subscription. 10 minutes later you’ve upgraded to Sky Q, added Disney+, Sky Kids and are now paying £30 a month more. 😍
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Aberdeen FC
3 years
📺 Our manager Jim Goodwin has this message for The Red Army.
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Mark Massie
5 years
Every Aberdeen fan today: We need to get in their faces right from the start. Derek McInnes today: Maybe well give this sitting back thing one more go and see if it works.
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Mark Massie
5 years
Pumped 3-0 in the semi🤬 Me-They can bloody poke their season ticket😡 Me-No chance I'm buying a season ticket😡 Me-I'll just pick the games i want to go to, no season ticket for me😡 Club-Your early bird discount ends 5:30 tonight Me-Season ticket bought🤷‍♂️ FFS-Here we go again🙈
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Mark Massie
2 years
Exactly 44 weeks since Goodwin said this. “The easy part of coaching” “The next week or so” words that will haunt him until he clears his Cormack Park desk. 🫣
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Mark Massie
4 years
New SPFL/Government advice released for all Aberdeen fans.
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Mark Massie
5 years
McInnes has moaned about and had sly digs at the atmosphere plenty of times. Well you got your atmosphere today and guess what? Yeah your fit’ba was still eye bleeding pish. McGeouch showed promise though. Looking for passes way above the ability and movement of those around him
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Mark Massie
3 years
Once a Don ✊🏻🔴⚪️🔴
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Mark Massie
4 years
BBC Scotland exclusively reveal Aberdeen fans are flouting Government safe distancing recommendations on their daily permitted exercise.
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Mark Massie
3 years
Nicola Sturgeon - i’m going to fuck up everyone’s Boxing Day. Aberdeen Red tv - Hold my beer.
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Mark Massie
1 year
@AberdeenFC Welcome to Aberdeen
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Mark Massie
5 years
It’s been like the fucking Hokey Cokey tonight. McInnes In McInnes Out McInnes In McInnes Out McInnes In McInnes Out CO🏆R
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Mark Massie
6 years
Legend.
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Mark Massie
3 years
But mum I don’t want to wear this shirt anymore. 😠
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Mark Massie
6 years
Surely they can just write this off and then re-open up as The Goals?
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Evening Express
6 years
Uncertainty over future of Aberdeen's Goals over £12M VAT errors
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Mark Massie
1 year
Michael Beale trying to tap up Clarkson at the end of the game with a wee extra word in his ear? Obviously believing all the shite in the papers.
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Mark Massie
4 years
Soooooo..... Possibly from the 17th of May 4 people from 2 different households can meet indoors. But from the 26th of April 50 people can go to a Funeral/Wedding ceremony and then the reception following the ceremony? How the f**k does that make any sense.
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Mark Massie
5 years
One City, One Club, One Love #aberdeenfc #COYR
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Mark Massie
6 years
Gordon Dalziel played (sparsely) for Rangers between 79-83. Can’t for the life of me think why he might have the hump with Aberdeen as a club. 🤔 Nope it’s a mystery. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Mark Massie
6 years
@mstewart_23 No it wasn't the correct decision. It was a straight red card not a second bookable offence.
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Mark Massie
3 years
Return to base agent Wright, your work is almost done. Only joking, f**k off to Killie ye wee p***k. 😂
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Mark Massie
6 years
NYC prepares for the arrival of GMS
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Mark Massie
6 years
The shite I’ve read about Shinnie has been unbelievable. I hope McInnes/ the club come out and back him. He had a poor game but Jesus fuck he’s not playing in the 1970 Brazil team. As for that slug Boyd, his comments have confirmed to me that he went over the ball on him up here.
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The Herald
6 years
“Blame me for sorry Kazakhstan debacle – I won’t get back in the Scotland team” Graeme Shinnie
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Mark Massie
3 years
Really disappointing to see Stephen Glass sacked. He was never the right man for the job but, he was the man that accepted the system we have in place. The worrying thing is the person that did think he was the right man for the job will be appointing our next manager as well.
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Mark Massie
4 years
McInnes must be raging he can’t blame the home support for not getting behind the team. It’s usually our fault on nights like these.
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Mark Massie
8 years
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Mark Massie
4 years
Cough Cough Cough, clears throat. "I HAVE RENEWED MY SEASON TICKET" Thank you.
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Mark Massie
3 years
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Mark Massie
6 years
Another bloody AFC supporters survey. Here's my answers for you. 1. Sign a couple more players. 2. Stop shitting it against Celtic. 3. Win the league. 4. Win the Scottish Cup. Thanks. Now wheres my £50 voucher?
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Mark Massie
1 year
@AberdeenFC Here we go again @AberdeenFC promoting the club with Red Shed footage. Try showing the footage of stewards and club officials harassing young kids. Why have the flag barriers been taken down? Some people at the club won’t be happy until everyone is back sitting being quiet. Poor
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4 years
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Mark Massie
4 years
@kevinbridges86 🙋🏻‍♂️ I’m looking outside to see who’s cutting their fucking grass at this time of night.
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Mark Massie
6 years
Rentokil called after rat found in Pittodrie.
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4 years
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Mark Massie
1 year
Joe Hart robot, available now for Christmas delivery.
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Mark Massie
4 years
Somewhere in an alternate COVID19 free universe this has just happened and Aberdeen have ended 30 years of waiting for a Scottish Cup victory. CO🏆R #COYR #aberdeenfc #ScottishCup
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Mark Massie
7 years
My biggest concern so far with this whole debate is with councilor Sandy Stuart. An Aberdeen fan that left the Bayern Munich game before we equalised. Are you for real min?
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Mark Massie
6 years
Hibs in Europe
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7 years
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Mark Massie
1 year
Doing some @SkylightsYRA promotional work down York waterfront. “Stand free where ever you may be”.
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Mark Massie
6 years
That time when rangers signed Barbara Dixon.
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Mark Massie
3 years
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Mark Massie
6 years
10 year photo challenge.
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6 years
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Mark Massie
6 years
Our club gets a lot of stick from the fans, myself included. But tonight and this week they have handled the whole Neale Cooper situation so well. Tonight’s memorial was absolutely fantastic from start to finish. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Mark Massie
5 years
People are calling Tiger Woods' Masters triumph "The greatest comeback in sporting history". Its almost as if The Rangers' 2016 Petrofac Cup win never happened.
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Mark Massie
6 years
And here’s another thing. Why the fuck can we not take a proper corner? We do we need to knock it out half a yard for another player to get the ball into the box? Could we maybe not practice taking them from the corner flag for a while in training one day?
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Mark Massie
4 years
@ally_begg @AberdeenFC Have you ever noticed the Celtic fan getting wheeled round on the stretcher behind the goals. Hoists himself up to see the penalty and angrily collapses again when Theo saves it. Brilliant. 😂
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Mark Massie
3 years
Without question one of the greatest comedy characters ever. 👮🏻‍♂️
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Mark Massie
5 years
Need to get this lot along to Pittodrie on Saturday. #redshed
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Mark Massie
1 year
Great gig last night in Leeds. @shedseven were superb as always. A storming set from @castofficial and @johnpowerla . And @SkylightsYRA kicked it all off in style. Good to see all the hard work they put in got the crowd they deserved.
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Mark Massie
2 years
The way Celtic, Hearts and The Rangers are going, the coefficient won’t give us a place in the Highland League next session.
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Mark Massie
6 years
Ah! That explains it. 🤬
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Mark Massie
5 years
Jeezo is it me that's living in some kind of dream world? Shay Logan did get sent off and a 3 match ban for clapping in front of the Celtic fans didn't he? I've seen the video. He didn't punch or headbutt anyone? Some of these Tims are actually mental.
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Mark Massie
2 years
48 weeks and counting. ⏰🕰️
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Mark Massie
2 years
Exactly 44 weeks since Goodwin said this. “The easy part of coaching” “The next week or so” words that will haunt him until he clears his Cormack Park desk. 🫣
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Mark Massie
5 years
Just to remind you once again. ⭐️⭐️
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Mark Massie
5 years
Today’s top tip for all you top reds. AberDNA cost £216 = 40 loyalty points. 4 under 12 tickets for the Hearts game £24 = 40 loyalty points. I see a slight flaw in their system, but sssshhhhhh! Don’t tell anyone. 🤫
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Mark Massie
4 years
It’s Scott Brown. Bloody Scott Brown. 🙈🤯
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Mark Massie
6 years
@mrewanmurray Yeah because a bigger club taking a punt on a young St Mirren manager has never worked out eh.
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Mark Massie
6 years
It’s a big hats off to all involved in the “yer Ma’s a mattress” banner. Not only great crack but a huge victory in the quest to - get the huns raging. Well done lads, well done. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Mark Massie
6 years
That Scott Brown has never been the same player since Shinnie rattled him. Good job they splashed out on John McGinn as a replacement. Oh hud on.........🤣
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Mark Massie
5 years
At least another 14 months before we are regularly greeted with scenes like this at Pittodrie as Dundee United fail to win promotion. Again! #beautifulsunday
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Mark Massie
5 years
Hearts fans nae happy. But your team got to a final and semi final last year. Just shut up and be thankful. Who could go a better job. Remember McGhee.
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Mark Massie
6 years
It seems the claims of our city being taken over by thousands of marauding Huns has been widely exaggerated. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #COYR
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Mark Massie
6 years
High praise from the Huns for young Deano Campbell. I’m guessing he’s the other c**t. 🤣
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Mark Massie
7 years
Doesn't matte if you're for against this new stadium, one thing that we can all agree on is that these NIMBYs are all a bunch of absolute beauts.
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Mark Massie
4 years
Right Toonsers, try and nae f**k it up for everyone again today. Screw the heed a bit eh!
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Mark Massie
5 years
COYR 🔴⚪️🔴
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Mark Massie
6 years
Aye ye did! Happy administration day sevco. 🇬🇧🧟‍♂️🇬🇧🧟‍♂️🇬🇧🧟‍♂️🇬🇧🧟‍♂️🇬🇧🧟‍♂️🇬🇧🧟‍♂️ #sevco #rangersdied #hmrc
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Mark Massie
2 years
Pretty poor of Viaplay ignoring 'The Rangers' lower league success and of course their triumphant League Challange Cup victory over Peterhead. #viaplayCup #yourclubdied 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️
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Mark Massie
2 years
The Station Bar jukebox now up and running. Blasting out @SkylightsYRA What You Are. Point for the Dons today keeps their top flight history intact. Stand Free folks. 🎵🎶🍺🥃🔴⚪️🔴
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Mark Massie
4 years
At least we’ll get a new song out of it. “8 men went to Soul, went to Soul together”
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Mark Massie
2 years
Red card at Ibrox Penalty at Ibrox Penalty at Ibrox Penalty at Ibrox Yeah I know, but you’d be wrong. 😂
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Mark Massie
6 years
Fixed that for you @AberdeenFC 👍
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Mark Massie
6 years
@dazzaafc42 @mstewart_23 The debate should be why Lafferty stayed on the pitch.
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Mark Massie
5 years
Congratulations to @Andyconsidine4 for hitting the big 500 tomorrow. Great servant to the club. #hesoneofourown
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Mark Massie
3 years
What’s your thoughts on Neil Lennon being the next Aberdeen Manager?
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Mark Massie
6 years
Stuck the SFA statement through google translate and it seems to make a lot more sense now. @ScottishFA #FTSFA 🖕🏻 #COYR ✊🏻
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Mark Massie
3 years
Blasting into the weekend with @SkylightsYRA Outlaw. ☀️🍺🥃🍹🍻 #standfree
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Mark Massie
6 years
Section F. #COYR
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Mark Massie
5 years
I’ve seen some bizarre arguments and mixed messages tonight I’ll tell you. If you’re not going to support the team and manager don’t bother coming. It’s the club I support so I’ll be going no matter what. We should all support the club. I’ve paid my money so I’ll boo if I want.🤯
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Mark Massie
6 years
Hard to believe such a good player can come into a team and make it worse? Greg Stewart just doesn’t work in our formation and McInnes doesn’t seem to have a clue how to make it work. We haven’t been the same since he came back and May was benched. Sunday isn’t gong to be pretty.
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Mark Massie
5 years
I welcome our new American overlords. 🇺🇸🔴⚪️🔴🇺🇸
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Mark Massie
6 years
"He's here for the treble treble" "He's here for ten in a row" Knock Knock Knock, its Leicester here. "But, but, but we bought him disco light"
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