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@markdorenfast
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8 months
Omg I tried to recreate the Kate Middleton picture in ai and they’re all smoking cigs???
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@asrsky09 @hunteryharris This is gossip on top of gossip, I am living
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@dgellis0907 WHY is this labeled as CATS!?!
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@alex_abads I once emailed them to complain that everyone in the standout section was always white. Their response was “those are just the most popular accounts” 🫠
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@hoyadruidii @MediumSizeMeech Robin Williams, hairy prince
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@ryanbloomquist Whoever runs that account rn:
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4 years
@doritkemsleys What is that? Is that a buffalo coming down the stairs?
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3 years
@KindaHagi Somebody mentioned a woman with traowma?
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@erinmartina Going to Dolce and Gabbana in Puglia on Sunday and yelling at the establishment on Wilshire Blvd on Thursday is a major serve
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2 years
@alxmalloy Gay guys absolutely HATE gay guys
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@kevinddaly @jheimbrock Patti LuPone did not play a tuba for THIS disrespect
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8 months
@MPowersNorrell What has he SEEN?
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“Don’t worry, ai Shawn Mendes and Ross Lynch can’t hurt you”
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@yosoydick Omg I will randomly say “bags bags bags” to myself all the time
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@TomZohar Them every time something devastating happens
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@bazecraze There’s a Claire for that!
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7 years
A mood, by Angela Lansbury
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5 years
Real Housewives of Potomac just took this to the next level #rhop
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2 years
@WrittenByHanna At first I said who? And then got to Adele and worked my way up
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@yolanda_parody I had to go look and instead had a full Liza Minnelli jump scare!
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@DannyPellegrino Fancy has nothing to do with thirsty.
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4 years
@DevonESawa She was surrounded by Easter eggs!
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Team Warren
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@markdorenfast
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@LouisPeitzman “I was curious, in order to say yes”
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3 years
@MajorPhilebrity Fitness • Follow Topic?
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@OrangePaulp Why do people in New York think an espresso martini with tequila is so weird
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@markdorenfast
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5 years
Raul Esparza said six more weeks of quarantine #Sondheim90Concert
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@RohitaKadambi Enough about Horton, let’s talk about me!
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@markdorenfast
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@caththesoso Timeline gone mad
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4 years
@NineDaves This picture just cheated on its girlfriend
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2 years
@RankedReal RHONY Legacy is Page Six original programming at this point
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4 years
@TrevellAnderson Beyoncé would like to go BACK to her SEAT trevor
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@cschleichsrun Me (36) relating to GUTS
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4 years
@LouisPeitzman Like Rosie O’Donnell gets under his skin so how difficult is it really
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4 years
@goldisacks Me, rushing to Google Maps: SHOW ME MANHATTAN
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3 years
@alloveranthony Exactly where Jill fell
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2 years
@lukasgage What about when you attacked my friend Gwyneth?
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3 years
@GreggyBennett Jagger is winning the game. Low key killer.
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8 years
"Being educated and tolerant is really not going to be a negative for me" ~ @karaswisher
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8 years
Kelly Dodd has GOT TO GO #rhoc
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2 years
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6 months
@hunteryharris Oh honey, we don’t have the <turtle> TIME
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4 years
@GreggyBennett That Rachel Dratch character
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2 years
Walking up to the Jersey Mikes counter to get a number 7 on wheat, Mikes way
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3 years
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@lizovich When straights go to the Poconos off season, who KNOWS what could happen (women kissing)
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9 years
Lyft CEO: "We're tough, but at least we're not dicks about it" (paraphrased) @karaswisher @johnzimmer
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@zachraffio I used to do this with moviepass to get parking validated at the mall 🎟️
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@markdorenfast
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7 years
Who is disrespecting @kristendoute by not allowing her to speak? Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Trailer via @people
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2 years
@danawickens @patrickcotnoir You don’t know the horrors I’ve seen from this man
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5 years
Does anyone know how I can subscribe to Elizabeth Warren's OnlyPlans account?
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4 years
@ecareyo I did not spend five months avoiding Covid to be made this sick by a video
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2 years
@jamesholod Unfortunately this is who I believe myself to be
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@BravoTV You should release Kelly Dodd from your product, RHOC.
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2 years
@caityweaver I say this alone to no one all throughout the day
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6 years
This is the third result down on a google search of Dana Wilkey @caseyrosewilson
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4 years
@ballin_rourke @badboygargar Chacha DiGregorio found dead at St Bernadettes
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3 years
@eeethannn8 Did they…have it coming?
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7 years
@MarcSnetiker What about B’ock but it’s only for guys who have hooked up with actors who have played Boq?
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5 months
@offbeatorbit This doesn’t even show the LAZY RIVER
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@ecareyo Did bethenny write this?
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7 years
@BrianJMoylan A used bandaid with a speck of dried blood floating in a swimming pool.
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4 years
@nwalks @LouisPeitzman “A little figure in a white hat” I just...
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4 years
@vinn_ayy Major major Sammy Davis Jr energy
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6 years
“We get it Madonna!” I just yelled to an empty room
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2 years
Try Guys drama?
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4 years
@mattdpearce I’ve been wishing her, well, a lifetime in prison quite frankly
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5 years
So sorry, I am way too complicated to be defined by only five Sondheim songs.
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Name 5 Sondheim songs to get to know you!
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3 years
@LouisPeitzman Optioning down on the final cabaret.
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@DevonESawa I see you found my new imaginary boyfriend
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7 years
If I can't get to NY, at least I still have Betty Buckley on tour.
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BREAKING: Bette Midler and David Hyde Pierce will return to Hello, Dolly on July 17—and then the production will close on August 25. I’m genuinely shocked by this news.
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Twitter to Elon rn
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@DKThomp I don't understand the vast discrepancies between the various needles. What. Is. Happening?
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@ecareyo @LarzMarie My friend went to Valter's last night and while Valter is social distancing at home, they still bring him to greet you tableside live via iPad
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@nypost Ugh, the monkey is being pulled back by a rope and trying to escape!
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@nikkipedia0 She’s a comedy legend
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Look @gailsimmons being a pregnant, hungry QUEEN #TopChef
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@LouisPeitzman Have you checked behind the bathroom mirror?
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@alexwyse Ms Results said
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"I have no interest in an inferior martini."
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Omg I tried to recreate the Kate Middleton picture in ai and they’re all smoking cigs???
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@LaurenGoode This happened to me recently on gr*ndr when we went to WhatsApp. Bizarre language and then after 5! days of chatting it went into crypto. Once I said no, they stopped
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@emilynussbaum Are you a witch?
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Absolutely obsessed with things that have nothing to do with my life one BIT. This is about Funny Girl
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5 years
Im going to need a two hour sit down one-one-one with Brandy from tonight’s #belowdeck
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@Nataliefike @DannyPellegrino You have tweeted four times in eleven years?
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@ecareyo Cheekbones working overtime
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7 years
When after 6 seasons of Vanderpump Rules, you pay attention to the credits and discover the masters behind the music @sexyuniquepod
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@MTA Where’s the disinfectant?
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