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Marcia Herold

@marciaherold

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Fucking bitch. Bad opinion-haver. NYC Bartender. Stooper.

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Joined April 2009
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 months
@cjzero She came to my friends' wedding a few weeks ago!
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@marciaherold
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6 years
This gotta be the best local commercial in the history of New York
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@marciaherold
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@marciaherold
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3 years
‼️‼️‼️‼️
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
5 years
Flawless execution.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
I have a Jason Whitlock joke. Jason Whitlock.
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@marciaherold
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
7 years
Shoot your shot, PK
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
7 years
When your name is Lovemark ...
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
5 years
We are all @patkiernan 👊🏼
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
7 years
Officially down the #JetsDanceToAnything rabbit hole.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
8 years
Charles Barkley wants you to know he's uncomfortable
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
@KCPeneloap @BlckBolex Didn't even think about that, but you're right. Most presidents get grayer in office; trump just got heavier and more orange.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
6 years
ESPN giving this shit hole a platform. Trying to one-up @Brett_McMurphy ? This interview with this OSU asshole is making me nauseous. This guy sounds like a controlling wife beater (not to judge). ESPN should be embarrassed right now.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
Reminder: the first one was March 13, the beginning of lockdown 😔
@naima
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4 years
This is the SECOND Friday the 13th in 2020. 2020 just gottttttta be extra all around.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
5 years
Holy shit. Josh McCown is Max Headroom.
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@KyleBrandt
Kyle Brandt
5 years
Josh McCown handed the ball to Emmitt Smith for his final TD. He threw it to Larry Fitzgerald for his first TD. Now he’s running around in a 2020 playoff game. Amazing career. Love him.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
Reporter on Fox News thinks the number 12 refers to a gang. Never Fox News.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
5 years
Your screen time is up eleventy billion percent.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
3 years
You can hate crime a job?!?
@thehill
The Hill
3 years
Teen who allegedly stomped on "Blue Lives Matter" sign charged with hate crime
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
3 years
I’m happy to tell this. Joshua Jackson came in to pick up a take out order. Didn’t know who he was, but it was my birthday. He overheard someone wish me HBD. We ended up having a great conversation, he ate the take out at the bar, and tipped me well and wrote “HBD Marcia”
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3 years
@marciaherold Who's the nicest celebrity you've dealt with? (If you're allowed to name names.)
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
7 years
🤔
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5 years
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@marciaherold
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6 years
My heart is melting
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
2 years
Just saw a jacked up dude in a tank top with Shakespeare’s face that said “Does thou hoist, sir?”
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
8 years
Oh dear
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
6 years
Poor LA fans still gotta spend another 3 hours trying to get home.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
7 years
When @PFTCommenter said "I hate them so much" talking about the Patriots I really felt his pain. @PardonMyTake
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@marciaherold
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9 years
Jerian Grant explains how he and Victor Oladipo used to pick up girls.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
10 months
@WUTangKids From the people who brought you this
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
2 years
@jfbmcmlxxxv @RonFilipkowski Man woman person camera TV
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
5 years
@wesleysnapp @genelewisperry And then there’s you, who doesn’t factor in people who are payed mostly in tips, and not by their employers (who are able to pay below minimum wage because of tips) who now won’t have any customers to make tips, and who get no health insurance, paid sick leave, or vacation.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
2 years
But no reason for her to testify before the Jan. 6 committee, right?
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
8 years
This @MichelleDBeadle flashback is adorbs.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
10 years
This is just an all-time Twitter exchange between @desusnice and @NYDailyNews http://t.co/BFeVNzhzP0
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
7 years
Shout out @desusnice . I would've rocked those orange af highs if I had enough disposable income to do it. You rocked it. Don't let them tell you otherwise.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
@ProfJeffries I am so sorry. This is a beautiful tribute.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
3 years
@ProjectLincoln @RepMTG @JoshMandelOhio I'd like to vote for the meteorite.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
Why does this shoe look like the corona virus?
@SneakerNews
Sneaker News
4 years
Just Released: Nike LeBron 17 "Uptempo"
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
This dude is the Four Seasons total landscaping of lawyers.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
This is not “poor decision making.” This is intentional disenfranchisement and the fact that it’s allowed to happen is pure evil.
@KristenClarkeJD
Kristen Clarke
4 years
Kentucky officials have slashed the number of polling sites from 3700 to 200 statewide. Jefferson Cty, where Louisville sits, will have 1 site for 767K people. The county is 1/5 Black, 54 miles long w/ poor public transit. This is POOR decision-making.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
Just another day on the subway
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
2 years
Congratulations to the team who drafts Caleb Williams, as long as it's not the Jets. I know I'm opening myself up for @OldTakesExposed but don't care don't care don't care. #JustSayNoToUSCQuarterbacks
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
7 years
Dellin Betances, Aaron Judge, and CC at the Nets game.
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5 years
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
I had three tables today. Each tipped me over 100% ❤️
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
This came up in my photo memories today ❤️ ⁦ @katienolan ⁩ Don’t ask about the Giants shirt. I was pandering :)
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
8 years
Trevor Booker gets the roll, does the roll
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
6 years
I just got a $500 tip from the sweetest couple from Texas and I honestly teared up a bit. Their check was $78. Sometimes people are really, really good.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
5 years
From my roof in Brooklyn
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
2 years
@WUTangKids @fema @EPA Tossers gonna toss.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
8 years
Kinda surprised no one got bit
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
6 years
Ocean is Cardi B. Boogie is Nicki.
@talkhoops
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Boogie goes to the ocean for the first time
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
5 years
Customer: “Can you turn on the volume on the U.S. Open?” Me: “While Maria Sharapova is playing?!?”
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
2 years
I’m 50 (3)
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
2 years
@2AvSagas Let’s make sure we screw public transportation so you and your car can drop $200 at a restaurant 🙄
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
@atrupar “Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.”
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
1 year
The worst campaign slogan in the history of campaign slogans.
@TheMcKenziest
Lauren McKenzie
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“Make America Florida” sounds like a threat because it is
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@marciaherold
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5 years
@Adam_Jacobi I personally love those *ducks*
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
1 year
@KevinMKruse @MalikG Florida degrees are going to be worthless.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
2 years
Filet-O-Fish is VASTLY under appreciated. (cc: @desusnice )
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
9 years
When ball is life. http://t.co/632adZxQ7E
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
5 years
My gate. Nice.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
5 years
Hands off your citizen’s ... what?
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
9 years
Damn. RT @UNIBETAustralia : HOLLY HOLM WINS!!! #GoHolly #UFC193
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
So they changed the laws on indoor dining allowing us to seat until midnight. Impossible to get out by 1am to take the subway. Thoughts, @2AvSagas ?
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
Did Bill Barr just imply mafia murders are more acceptable than MS-13 murders because mafia murders are driven by business?
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
9 years
❤❤❤ RT @GarbageTime : . @Therealkiss coaches @katienolan through NBA raps!
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
9 months
@notcapnamerica Imagine thinking people are looking to Arkansas for anything ever.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
2 years
Ran into one of my favorite people ever. Love you, @desusnice
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
2 years
My phone just reminded me on this day 8 years ago… Happy anniversary, @katienolan ❤️❤️❤️
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
5 years
I’m just here for the replies.
@SNYtv
SNY
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Dave Gettleman on Daniel Jones' rookie season: "We didn't know he'd come that fast"
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
2 years
@MollyJongFast The "booming" is probably the grid blowing up. Or gunfire.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
9 years
This is really for everyone. RT @TheSportsHernia : @JimmyTraina here you go, Jimmy. http://t.co/Q9pvk4G8rR
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
7 years
At least this fork died rocking out
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
Everyone has the shades up and the curtains drawn today
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Marcia Herold
4 years
@FirenzeMike @andrewrsorkin I've never wanted to punch my computer screen so much.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
My dad used to disrespect my job all the time. I told him my job is a break for everyone who hates THEIR job. I considered it a service. Still do.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
3 years
Almost wore this to work tonight. Almost.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
5 years
@Vote4Beckford @D0ugLyfe I kicked this woman out of my bar Tuesday for trying to get men to pay her tab. She harassed every single man who sat at my bar. I finally told her I would pay her tab but she had to leave. She left without paying. Happy to help if necessary.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
5 years
If @WorldofIsaac was a dog.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
Day after the second dose and feel like a million bucks. As a bartender in NYC, I imagine my antibodies already work overtime.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
7 years
Amazing that Jameis Winston gets “falsely accused” so much. 🤔
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
So I tested negative for both Corona and antibodies.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
@CorkGaines Adderall eyes. Look at the size of his pupils.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
Sydney Powell finally did it!
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
This article lays out everything you need to know. And it’s terrifying.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
6 years
SO NICE
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
Steve Nash lives in my neighborhood and I'm very disappointed I didn't walk by while this was happening.
@TheHoopCentral
Hoop Central
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Blake Griffin and Steve Nash meet up today in Brooklyn. Excited to see BG on this Nets team. 🔥 (via @SamuelLachow )
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Marcia Herold
4 years
After Giuliani condescendingly tells Jonathan Capehart to “calm down” he follows up with more condescension. This interview is completely off the rails.
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Marcia Herold
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
6 years
When you’re a nurse but still want to flex.
@SneakerNews
Sneaker News
6 years
Cop or drop this crazy CDG x Nike collab?
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
I enjoyed every word of this.
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
3 years
Reppin’ the Islanders today thanks to @YesMenOutfitter and @CarverHigh_ ! Can’t tell you how many people asked where I got my shirt. I told them all :)
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@marciaherold
Marcia Herold
4 years
@MJK_NY31 Perhaps the cops had pre-existing conditions.
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Marcia Herold
4 years
Don Jr preparing to go on Fox News.
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