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@maowaif
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—— pinned ☘︎ ⤷ he/him + gndrfluid ☁︎ ⤷ hoyoverse + anime + more ☁︎ ⤷ v political account (left) ☁︎ cc: carrd: #VYNs luvr girl ☘︎
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@maowaif
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@rigeldn @abbygov THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE MY RESCUE DUMPSTER CAT.
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@maowaif
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@abbygov i rescued this little guy, he let me pick him up from an abandoned foreclosure. i set him down and he poked his little head out and came back toward me at 2-3 weeks old so i had to take him. he is now 4 months old!! my sweetheart Prince. comes everywhere with me.
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@realchrisjbeale
Christopher J. Beale
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Here’s another angle I forgot I had that shows the X strobing. Also, my apartment building needs a bath.
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@Birdinacage17 @cherrycoIada @FourthWaver “my mom didn’t want me to grow up being hyperfeminine because for some reason being feminine and loving pink is a shameful nasty thing and we should all strive to be the better thing, masculine. while i’m at it, let’s allow mens decrepit fantasies to hold water on childrens toys”
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@rigeldn @abbygov i have more pics of the prince
@maowaif
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@abbygov i rescued this little guy, he let me pick him up from an abandoned foreclosure. i set him down and he poked his little head out and came back toward me at 2-3 weeks old so i had to take him. he is now 4 months old!! my sweetheart Prince. comes everywhere with me.
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@maowaif
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@LanjuThinker @MattJNemeth @UwUDispenser @andrjnlle @_julianrubio @justanotherblob @n1chk4 @sum__ie @naeture @parasitepumpkin @fb_dalton @eye_of_malice @peekaranboo @teatrodiQuinn i hate to break this to you but that’s a citation. a clitoris is a flute-like instrument that typically comes in black and is played by critically acclaimed musician Squidward.
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@maowaif
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@Bioeffects1998 @MedicGrandpa @princess_antifa so you agree…? it’s impossible for cops to do good things because then they just get fired which means if they’re not fired and are still cops then they’re bad?
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@LegacyOfRei @Bornakang it’s cuz men are so WEIRD about women having interests. getting all impressed and excited like that as if women can’t have interests it’s like men freaking out about women liking cars it’s weird why do they expect the answer to be no and get so weird when it’s yes as if it’s rare
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@maowaif
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@hungu1995 @DiodeLass @BensonMcDaniel @deathpigeon the craziest part is, if it wasn’t for the road, it wouldn’t BE 6 miles away.
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@stooplites @Housewiffery @betbinch @deathnotebb @SGJReads @knotBoots @MatthewACherry i’m all for going and getting vaccinated but you should not have to disclose your identity to receive one???? if it’s being touted as a gay issue then obviously gay people will protect themselves before others might feel the need to so there’s no reason to have to disclose this.
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@maowaif
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@jaygBXToHTown @its_deelz @PopBase ok what that got to do with barbie being a girl boss feminist (which she is)
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@jayfarthing_ @anxioustrekkie @KhmerRougeSissy the best part is this mcdonald’s has the pizza hut roof and nobody cared or noticed
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@Housewiffery @stooplites @betbinch @deathnotebb @SGJReads @knotBoots @MatthewACherry how are all of you missing the point that this is exactly how to find out EXACTLY WHO in your community is trans/gay/queer…..
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@DrAubie @stooplites @Housewiffery @betbinch @deathnotebb @SGJReads @knotBoots @MatthewACherry it says you have to meet ALL criteria, so even if you sleep with multiple people you still have to be queer to get the vaccine
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@33tree33 @davenewworld_2 ok. why is she being arrested for allegedly not wearing a seatbelt. that’s not an arrestable offense. it’s not her fault for not allowing this cop to illegally detain her without reason.
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@megreports @LordBrunch @jd_occasionally if they can’t be sued for not doing it…what are the consequences for not doing it… 🧎🏻‍♀️
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@maowaif
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my formal list of penis names
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@maowaif
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hymens rip from riding a bike hymens rip from riding a horse hymens rip from running too hard hymens rip from dancing hymens rip from swimming hymens rip from gymnastics hymens rip from squats men who know nothing do not deserve to speak. face the wall.
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@maowaif
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not y’all gassin a mid imperialist
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@maowaif
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@SonyaShaykhoun “oh man. why did someone have to tragically pass away without the lingual ability to ask for help in front of MY 5k doorstep? poor me. pity me.”
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@maowaif
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this is my bungo stray cat
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@MrPerfectBucky @FidelCashfl0w69 @ehlodieyung @stassy_hoppy @DavidKaNight @sunn1vah between the two of us, one of us undertaking communism as an ideology, which one of us do you think has read critiques of mao and the history of his reign?
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@bart_smith @fiImgal only two people in that big ass house? what r we even gonna do together, look for the bathroom for 5 days without ever enjoying the outside stuff we didn’t even have time to explore?
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@maowaif
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@annabethtruther @abbygov he loves u guys back! but also might want to fight a little
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@evvywevvy @RiotLinguist but also those men are lonely *because* they say shit like “sexual market value”. in all the time they take explaining all their incel beliefs as to why they’re so lonely they could’ve become a normal member of society that sees people instead of ratings and potential lays
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@maowaif
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@davey2dopexxx @HeartAttackMane i have your address David
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@maowaif
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i kind of miss my blond but i also kind of miss the pink but also i like my natural (current) WHAT DO !!!!
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@maowaif
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the way you guys treat afab nonbinary ppl who date men makes me want to vomit
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@maowaif
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the best part is he’ll probably believe you men are truly delusional 😭 had a man tell me he liked how “pure and inexperienced” he could “tell” i was….girl i had just left a dick appointment on my WAY to his house😭
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My body count is like a gorillion but I’ll prob tell my husband I’m a virgin just for fun
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@thatchthoughts @Lynnenallo @pot8um exactly….. look at western society and how miserable it is because if christian influence on our government.
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@maowaif
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every few weeks i shapeshift into a completely different person
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@maowaif
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@Madisontx76 @ninaturner i’m 17 and have an 805. i’ve never had a loan in my life. credit scores are a fucking joke.
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@ddakotadream @abiiorluver it’s the fact that she’s the one who called him a messiah now he says that like it’s his own while referring to himself dating younger women to guide them. Vomit
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@Link01T @SeanJohnGacy_ @BadSocialisms bro in america u can be murdered by police for: -sleeping in your bed -walking -holding a water gun -holding your cellphone -petting a cat -being autistic -being homeless -sitting in your car -standing -breathing
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@maowaif
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genshintwt dumb as FUCK it’s about 30 childe pfps in my dms with a link that says “for you” 😭 why do y’all keep clicking it omfg
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@BenRhimene @ask_aubry u see that bro ? that’s how doors open and close which they can’t do if they’re dragging on the fucking ground 😱
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they’re hugging
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if ur a guy who thinks lesbians are hotter than “normal” girls jump into a volcano
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If ur a guy who thinks lesbians are hotter than normal girls ur prob not a guy
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@sxexii @tize4PF @briantheruller the elita pfp tells me everything i need to know about your answer
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@chybolists @IosebStan @Soapychu @JUNlPER pictures of some apartments i found for rent in new york is all a big lie just to hurt your personal feelings ? do you think i edited them in lightroom just for you ?
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CURSE OF THE PLAGUE RATS 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
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@Ethan990552044 i just really love this gif sjdjdn
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we’re actually bffs
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what was the reason
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who’s the ugliest genshin character
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this account is ❌NOT❌ a safe place for british “people”
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@killeures @6arbiedoll gay furries invented the internet. and basically all NASA expenditures.
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this is stupid as fuck. men spend their time describing themselves as savage animals incapable of self control and then wonder why we look at them as predators instead of humans. you can unlearn the entitlement you feel towards random womens bodies btw.
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@sassoIino If you expect them to control their eyes good luck They can't help themselves. Is that a shitty excuse?Yes most men won't hold themselves to a super high standards where they don't oogle women. They're visual creatures hardwired 2 spread their seed. It's basically their nature
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@zrsnider @lesmiz89 @DorothyERoberts yeah? and nobody can force you to die with a brick thrown to your head unless you were unaware of the brick rapidly approaching your skull. do you wish to test?
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happy 1yr anniversary to my job offer
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i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism
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@LaoCaiLarry1 @hoffman_noa you have a hooters girls pfp, porn in your public likes/retweets and coomer brainrot. are you trans yet?
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trying to find more mutuals my age and getting absolutely winded by the fact that im the old one now and there’s people born in 2009 using this app
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unironically this
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the united states government is a terrorist organization no matter who is president, can liberals admit that yet? your precious democrat “lesser evil” candidates still march to the industrial war machine and commit genocide across the globe. but the bombs say he/him BLM so
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the amount of people willing to shrug it off as unserious if you’re not married or super serious yet… it’s not ‘no big deal’ to ruin someone’s perception of feeling loved.
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We talk about cheating too casually honestly. If you see the affect that it has on people’s psyche up close, especially kids, there is no way you can just treat it like a cavalier act anymore.
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@mlby1215 @MerrickAnd being antiimmigrant because companies are trying to cut corners and pay people way less than what is legal and replace you with people facing hardship enough to take that low pay is the dumbest take why not hate the company that replaced you with a flick of their wrist over greed
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@Whocares872 @Papa_Cthulhu @Red22Studios @legotrillermoth wtf are you talking about? this happens all the time. when women say they dislike anime men shit themselves and cry but if they like anime they shit themselves, cry, and scream about how they can’t possibly like anime if they can’t name every obscure fight scene to ever happen
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@Eric__Shunn @NoCapFights “Parents way to scared for me! This happen to my kids y’all would know that be the day I stop posting waiting to get out with father of the year”
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this gotta be the messiest video i’ve ever … “she has no remorse for what she did” GIRL! u cheated and it was the “worst mistake of ur life” then DID IT AGAIN HELLLOOOOOO😭
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@nonbinarybooty cheeky post and delete from last nigjt
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boy math is…boys…doing math….mmm….boys…smart boys….doing math…with me….homosexually…
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@Rob82much @MerrickAnd @DavidShaker274 @InternetH0F this is quite a rancid comparison because your wife wouldn’t nag you if you just did your part the first time she asks or without her having to ask like she’s ur fckn mommy. kinda like how nobody would’ve hated the south if they just did the right thing.
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girl…that’s disgusting…now where’s the one that looks like diluc
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@Whocares872 @Papa_Cthulhu @Red22Studios @legotrillermoth sincerely sorry you live in a bubble but the one time i told a man i was into cars he pop quizzed me on every piece of equipment in my car. “oh really? you like cars? name every screw in your car then because somehow that will prove it since women can’t POSSIBLY enjoy things”
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“i need a virgin because i can tell when someone is used garbage” sir the entire football team was my bitch and here you are thinking i’m untouched. be so for real
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@Socialiserbiz @purple70071 do you know we can see you replying to yourself? are you aware of that?
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@chi3ur @Hypercortical @ultrafuturist @tara_chara since it’s possible, yeah… give them the legal right to prove their case instead of chalking it up to “two adults, you said yes.” not in the same sense as statutory where it’s completely illegal. age gaps or any sort of power play rly. it’s not taken seriously in a courtroom.
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@poldiscoursebot BASED AND FERTALIZERPILLED
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@marijuanabahama @heroicslug @Gritty20202 besides people already do that. like this person seriously believes that farmers are A) treated well and totally isn’t borderline slave labor and B) are compensated even 1/4 of what their produce is sold BACK TO THEM for
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@ButlersRevenge @JankyJames92 @Nizzybean can also still ejaculate and then do something fun to your partner while waiting for the recharge
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british people trying to gatekeep japan again i see
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walk me through it…he/him LESBIAN……. trans BOY….. would not happen ❤️
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“men are visual creatures” men can’t even color coordinate their shirt with their pants try again
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@sassoIino If you expect them to control their eyes good luck They can't help themselves. Is that a shitty excuse?Yes most men won't hold themselves to a super high standards where they don't oogle women. They're visual creatures hardwired 2 spread their seed. It's basically their nature
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if u disagree that’s too damn bad
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@TindraT i can’t take shrooms bitch i be hallucinating while sober
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the floor
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Which table you sitting at?
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@seekingproof @moreof_mercedes @YOULIKEMYPACE @Phil_Lewis_ because that type of idea only circulates in specific (nazi) circles. it’s not a common ideology, it’s white supremacy. the majority of non-denominational christians teach that it was atheist romans
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@TheTroutmanShow @Shag471 @SenFettermanPA no one is helping you so i’ll do it - the joke is they’re both claiming their items were way more expensive than they actually were. the burger was only $17, as the restaurant came forward and announced.
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@T_u_c_k_3_r @itswpceo @InternetH0F lol bozo the autism per capita actually seems higher in countries where mothers tend to be younger. but there is no correlation because how old or young you are cannot change your genetic makeup that you will inevitably pass down regardless.
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the united states government is a terrorist organization no matter who is president, can liberals admit that yet? your precious democrat “lesser evil” candidates still march to the industrial war machine and commit genocide across the globe. but the bombs say he/him BLM so
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they’re gonna get u
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My husband went to the gym at 5:30, then we met up at 7, got coffee together and walked to the farmer’s market for fresh cherries. It’s really nice being married to someone you enjoy.
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@jmatwood @jtrebach she didn’t even cut it down.
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@MamaMammut Gesehen Ende 2021 im Leipziger Auwald. Ich dachte, es wäre vielleicht eine verzweifelte Alternative für Obdachlose. An Instahipster:innen habe ich nicht gedacht.
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@seru1i why her tiddies made of water 💀💀
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😁when my hair was short
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40. Quote this with a black and white picture of you.
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@maxattack890 @punishedmother r u ok? he specifically said he liked the media for its *politics*, the very politics he shit on in the same, SAME breath.
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my catdog
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i used to have the fattest crush on ross lynch and that is the ONLY time you’ll catch me slipping for a blond man
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@TheEcho13 @NikNok6969 @CoraLinea222 @Fernandes03__ being fertile doesn’t change or enhance your feminine appearance and it’s sick that you as a “professional” promote the idea that it does.
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i want to spend the rest of my life with you i’ve never loved someone this much i actually used to hate women because i just didn’t like any of them *cheats on you*
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@chi3ur @Hypercortical @ultrafuturist @tara_chara ?????? power play as in age gaps, being a boss, being richer, having contact with family, having custody of their kids, having access to their well-being…all of these things can be used to coerce someone into saying yes.
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@froggggggyyyyy @AnjalisDe told in denmark ≠ takes place in denmark. there’s an american story written by an american about sailors caught in a storm, doesn’t mean at all that it’s based in or near america (spoiler: it’s not)
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