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Love nipping out for a ciggy at night when it's raining. Feel like Deirdre Barlow after she's had a showdown with Ken.
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Nothing says the 'fuck the government' like attending an outdoor beer garden on the day they're legally permitted to open.
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Why does it look like Donald Trump has just bought the knicker factory on Coronation Street
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Not EastEnders casting the 'it's a scam' lady to play. a scam artist!
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We're 7 months away from Jackie Weaver being paired with Anton Du Beke on the Strictly launch show.
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Posting a photo of her undeniably serving and framing it as a negative thing is so funny.
Potentially your future Prime Minister. Does this really represent the UK?
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Gail Platt looks like she's on the cover of a critically acclaimed album
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Hey guys, it's officially the first anniversary of the most iconic moment in television history
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I would last approximately 45 minutes if I worked in this office.
Thomas, Imogen, Fergus, Chloe and I are having a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt. Would you like a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt?
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Who signed off on that name.
🚨 | BBC confirm WHOROVISION NIGHT! 🇬🇧 . On the night of the #Eurovision 2024 Grand Final, #DoctorWho makes its explosive return with a double bill - that’s Saturday 11th May!. For the first time ever in a global premiere, both episodes will premiere on BBC Player at midnight!
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Every night I go into the episode absolutely convinced Linda's time has come and every time she somehow gets away with it #TheTraitors
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I don't normally have my say like this but I'm going to need Americans to leave this meme alone because the girl in the photo is clearly balancing a bag of McCain oven chips on her head!.
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One of the hard realities of being gay is that if I were straight I’d be considered fit but in gay world I’m fat 🥸.
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Trish will go down as one of my favourite Big Brother housemates of all time. Razor sharp, loyal, emotionally intelligent, completely 100% her authentic self. We've been absolutely robbed of having her in the final where she ABSOLUTELY deserves to be. Stupid result #BBUK
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I know it's only television but I have such a visceral dislike for this man. Getting wound up by Kas like that was the least he deserved #TheTraitors
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This is what I imagine it would be like to be in the audience for Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
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None of them will be as evil as him
I think regardless of who wins we can all agree that these have been the most insufferable contestants ever on #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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Right now someone is filling out their application for The Traitors S3 blissfully unaware that in 12 months' time Twitter will be calling them thick as pig shit.
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He has played this perfectly. Planted the seeds, bided his time and struck when the moment was right. The best traitor we've ever had and I need him to win #TheTraitors
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BBC game shows will put their contestants through hell and then tell them they've won the grand prize of £2.65.
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I can't explain why but it makes total sense to me that Jenkin capitalises every word
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Apparently it's Matt Baker's final The One Show tonight. This is his greatest moment.
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Straight couples and their children when they go out on their daily walk
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This is a spineless and pathetic move from ITV. Fringe activisit accounts on Twitter should not be able to have this kind of editorial influence.
🚨 | Last nights episodes of Big Brother and Late & Live are now reappearing on ITVX…. They have edited out Ali’s Pro-Palestine watermelon t-shirt, which was reported to ofcom by @/antisemitism… #BBUK. Before: After:
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Am I the only one that thinks this all sounds quite reasonable and everyone should get a grip 😭.
"We tried very hard and for a very long time but the passports were the straw that broke the camels back". This is the part of the podcast that the tabloids decided not to quote in their articles about me "dumping my puppy". People have been furiously reacting to a deliberately.
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Thank you Gavin and Stacey for bringing smoking back to primetime television.
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I don't think anything has captured my 2020 experience as well as this moment on last night's Gogglebox
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People on the Big Brother UK Facebook group are pretending that there's a series currently on air
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I'm a little bit concerned that people genuinely think that's his real last name and not an intentional reference to this exact moment.
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@JSHiggins_ Interesting crop James! Isn't she. exactly who the welfare state is there to support?
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The producers deciding to keep in Pangina's sobbing in the background was. a choice #DragRaceUK.
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ITV is currently airing a repeat of a soap quiz they showed FOUR nights ago. What in the completely given up is going on.
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I will never, ever watch After Life no matter how many times Netflix tries to ram it down my throat.
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My most tory opinion is that banning disposable vapes is a good thing actually. Smoking hasn't been fashionable for years and yet these have come along and hooked a new generation on nicotine, not to mention their environmental impact (and I say this as a nicotine addict!).
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I'm shaking that the person whose core strategy was to pretend that they're Welsh might just end up winning this bloody thing #TheTraitors.
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Shout out to the man I met in the smoking area last night who filled me in on what's been happening on Emmerdale over the past 6 months.
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Every night I'm confronted with a blonde woman I never knew previously existed #TheTraitors.
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The smoking area on Big Brother is going to be a little room with no camera? It's the end of an era
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I don't get the dislike for Dan at all! I think he's very fair and has a rational approach. He's not always right but neither would you be in that situation lol #TheTraitors.
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Me at the people complaining about the lack of a southern city in the Eurovision host city shortlist
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@neverthetories Some of the quotes on that are making me go crazy because why is it suddenly a bad thing to want to read someone's actual thoughts on a film??.
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Sorry but I really miss television like this.
omg the clock app just resurfaced this savage X Factor moment. real ones remember where they were when this aired, teenage me was GAGGED.
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Seeing as everyone is in a TV Burp era this has always low-key been my favourite clip
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The fact this was going on in the same week as Kim Woodburn's infamous appearance on Loose Women. Ofcom had never been so busy.
6 years ago today was the day Emma Willis interviewed Roxanne Pallett after she left the Celebrity Big Brother House 😵
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I love gay people because what do you mean you've just called a 70 year old woman you've seen on TV for 5 minutes "mother cuntress" #TheTraitors.
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January just hasn't been the same since they axed Celebrity Big Brother.
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I fear Minah has let the idea of a sisterhood completely distract her from the fact that this is a GAME. Trust no-one luv #TheTraitors.
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Lorraine Kelly is actually at the forefront of the 4 day working week movement and should be commended.
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I'll never get over the buttered toast.
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We live in an age of having near unlimited entertainment at your fingertips and people still choose to sit down and watch Dancing on Ice
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Does anyone else remember this TV Burp deep cut. you need to watch it to the very end 😭
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Me when a mutual tweets a picture from their family's big posh house at Christmas
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