what if kids aren't some kind of punishment to make you grow up, but small humans you should probably be very keen to devote much of your life to if you're going to consider making them
u know i think this shows a vital queer sensibility. not giving any money to whoever's shilling pride merch. reusing and reclaiming. subverting straight culture. twister of course involves bodies engaging in new and unexpected ways
Side-eyeing this house I've often thought looked very nice because now I know the inhabitants have an ensuite just barefaced backing on to the bedroom with no door
Morally speaking everybody should be sorted by height on the entrance to gigs, and then the short people assigned to the front. And then the tall people would have to bring them drinks
here are some good things about cats:
- their little tiny noses (boop)
- when they come and rub up against your leg when you are sitting on the sofa
- when you stroke their soft back fur
- when they do a big stretch after they wake up
- when they curl up to go to sleep
"be gay, do crimes" - someone who subscribes to six separate streaming services and pays the TV licence in hope of seeing a boy cartoon character make eyes at another boy cartoon character
the new alphabet, as ordered by number of Twitter followers: f, a, s, n, t, k, j, g, h, r, p, x, z, q, u, w, l
i, m and v no longer exist
b, c, d, e, o, and y have been suspended
I can never take a good photo of this because it's too far away, but a building has been demolished and left the side of a bathroom wall exposed, and the mirror reflects the sky/trees and it's amazing
@thecatreviewer
Very friendly calico, jumped down for pats and then looked aggrieved when she relocated for windowsill pats and I didn't follow because of 'property'
The best tweets are when clever people are like "wow can't believe you are surprised something bad is bad. I knew that bad thing was bad already", especially when nobody actually is surprised but are just expressing how it's bad that the bad thing is bad
this is good, but can we also do one about how both major parties have shifted their approaches to trans people due to unfounded worries based on conspiracy theories
NEW: The Department for Transport shifted to prioritising driving over cycling and walking in part due to worries about ‘15-minute cities’ based on conspiracy theories, documents seen by the Guardian show.
@TPGRoberts
@eyebrowsofpower
getting older is a continual revelation into how people rewrite the past to erase dissent... 'well we have to judge them by the standards of their time' i mean i was there and i did
No, it's really so funny, you can write entire threads about how fast fashion literally exploits the labor of millions and is both indirectly and directly responsible for the deaths of thousands and the replies will be like "why do you hate poor people?"
@thecatreviewer
Last time I saw this cat it reacted angrily to me gently stretching a hand out for potential pats. The scratch has healed but I am keeping a respectful distance anyway. 10/10
Here's the "feel good" story you need right now: "A WWII veteran has vowed to walk 2,500 metres in his back garden to raise money for the NHS." Captain Tom Moore, you are an inspiration. ❤️
keep seeing people saying "being vaccinated doesn't give you magical protection from the coronavirus!!" no... it gives you actual protection from the coronavirus
@thecatreviewer
This little baby used to be a street cat and had two litters of kittens before she came to live with us. She loves chin scritches and hates it when people stand up 300/10
Can confirm! As a neurotypical I only do important things, like pecking at keys, if rewarded with treats. What's interest? What's creativity? Don't understand that