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Matt Allhands

@mallhands

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Christian, Husband, Father, Minister @ Coram Deo Presbyterian Church and High-Functioning Cynic.

Spokane, WA
Joined April 2013
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"Heaven have mercy on us all - Presbyterians and Pagans alike - for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending." Herman Melville
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@descottpuyallup I might not bail entirely, but definitely will be on far less.
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@LifeNewsHQ @joe_rigney this is not a PCA pastor
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you know what that means
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Bailey + Webby 🤩
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@LamontEnglish89 didn't know the Sanhedrin used Robert's Rules
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RT @_Boomhauer: It feels good to be a hanksta, man
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RT @VanhoozerKevin: "It is in the local church that biblical Christianity becomes a socially plausible argument. It is in the local church…
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There’s no such thing as a good shortcut
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To all mature men who are 30+, What's one “cheat code” about life most young men ignore?
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RT @DrThomasGibbs: Dr. Jack Collins’s contributions to @CovSeminary have had a profound impact on generations of students, alumni, and the…
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@JohnStSomething Dancing with cogent rhythm being one of those problems
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Bart Simpson - chalkboard via @imgflip
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RT @spokaneindians: More bad news for Northwest League hitters. @Brody_Brecht looks ready to shove. #GoSpo
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@presbyterianpew @sdesocio @fredgreco @sassiterian it gets toasty under the Geneva robe!
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@sdesocio @fredgreco @sassiterian If sweat is indicative of sabbath violation I would not be allowed outside in weather over 85 degrees...
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@revtizzy @brheiny Hey Adam - is there a reason for the distribution difference between the bread and the cup on amended language? lines 4-5 say the bread is given to officers for dist. lines 4-5 say the bread is given to officers for dist. or the officers
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