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bloodline’s weakest soldier, elden-ringian wordsmith, will likely challenge you to a duel at dawn

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built a rare pepe search engine with bro, just to feel something
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listen I hate to be that guy again, but like... why is this not an app... if I literally have to take my phone out to use it at all... ?
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introducing friend. not imaginary. order now at
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@skooookum shit really do be sad if you think about it a little
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this scene is single-handedly responsible for my interest in engineering nothing goes harder than seeing this for the first time when you're 12 years old
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@Ninjascalp this shit had absolutely no reason to go this hard
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anybody ever figure out why learning rust turns people into trans catgirls?
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Ilya walking on stage on OpenAI dev day 2024 after completely disappearing from the face of the fucking planet for almost a year to tell the whole YC S24 batch that they're cooked
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@yacineMTB pull request? all my shit goes straight to main brother, like god intended
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literally me (actually literally)
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@FireSiblings ever single fucking time i see this scene i get actual tears in my eyes man, iroh is the fucking goat fr
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@vxunderground this typa shit makes me think why tf do I even call myself a dev
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@IterIntellectus bro at this point i’m convinced 90% of people who have a degree are actually retarded and degrees are a red flag lol
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@DefectivePigg fuck i can’t unsee
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@thechosenberg steady brothers, our psyops are showing fruits, keep pushing, do not let the females uncover our operation!
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@Bolverk15 SukhoiBox 720
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@hayasaka_aryan you’ll never convince me humans are smarter than apes ain’t no ape that retarded
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@softwhiteboybbl “let the rack bounce” goes crazy, cook king
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@ItIsHoeMath @Ami_Marisol worst thing is you can never be safe from this ever, no matter how good looking, rich, loving etc you are
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@Pirat_Nation people like this need to be cooked, it’s not optional
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@cryptonator1337 i gotta get tf outta europe jesus christ
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@blip_tm hahaha fair, was looking for reasons that are a little more “intrinsic” rather than purely instrumental but fair lol
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@anammostarac huberman said fucking watch me bro
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@AviSchiffmann I’m not sure i get “hardware creates shared experiences”, could you elaborate on that if you have time? no worries if not, i know launch day is probably a busy time ^^
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@happytobebald ain’t no fucking way is that story real?
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@alifarhat79 a hit squad gotta be way cheaper than building a functioning plane
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@oddtiwi this some of the realest shit ever witnessed brother
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@kittygod96 the almonds in the fridge thing is the least insane thing in this screenshot, my man’s was just trying to do damage control when you have to pick up a hot pan you do it by the part that’s least hot, the handle
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@iwfoiu @AviSchiffmann well tbf replying to a bunch of haters like us on x takes a lot of time too lol
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@annaarthoe bro’s got a garry tan linkedin request as his banner pic… i fucking hate it here arthoe…
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“excuse me, he ordered a gm with his morning coffee!”
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@Andr3jH ayo sanna is mine bro back tf off
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fellas i found a stick. it isn’t particularly special, doesn’t have any special shape or form. but it’s an honest stick. rate my stick in the comments (disclaimer: sticks are for the absolute bois ONLY, NO EGIRLS ARE ALLOWED TO RATE MY STICK)
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brothers, we are fighting a great war out here, a holy war
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@BretagnePoint this is funny because in Europe it's kind of a running gag that the average German is ugly lol
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@yacineMTB once listened to half an episode of "Call Her Daddy" just to see what it's all about almost ended myself afterwards, incredible that slop like that is the most popular podcast among women
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@Grantpa23 there are no coincidences, god is real, and he's not happy with his creation
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@dejavucoder wtf is yc doing man
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@ForsetiMoms no need to draw silly lines to show what is immediately apparent
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rise brothers, for it is time to do it all over again (stole this btw) (gm)
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@netcapgirl i understand this… F*CKKKKK
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btw if you don’t rawdog your morning coffee out of a whiskey glass you’re ngmi i’m afraid
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@RandyQuaker @realJMelo @happytobebald reality is madder than fiction man, this some fucked up shit
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@realJMelo @happytobebald man i have to go fact check, but if true preliminary reaction: what a dumb fucking slut lol
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if you’re being “misato can’t be your wife, she’s not even real” to me this is who you’re being “misato can’t be your wife, she’s not even real” to btw
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@Rothmus this is truly an unrecoverable fumble funny how he understood exactly what she meant while she herself didn’t lol
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@PicoPaco17 honestly probably roids, but I still respect the grind, dude's 55 ffs
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@bluewmist *says never kill yourself *presents incredibly convincing reason to always kill yourself it’s over.
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@vocalcry this shit makes me think most people should be denied the right to vote, incredible
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me and the bad bitch I pulled by switching to nvim
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@sahir2k was cringe in the moment too bro
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@dejavucoder this is x [dot] com fren, noone here will get mad because we’re all thinking it
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@florencecel bait used to be believable ren
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BROOOOO big boss @pmarca rated my stick!
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@trashmanrising everyone knows the true answer is misato, Barron would never miss this undisputed fact
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@yearncel yeah I'm thinking he'll get cooked beyond comprehension
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@BasedDaedalus hasn’t that always been the plan brother?
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this is where i gm from, if you even care
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this is what the progressives took from us btw
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@GabeReezy another timeless classic that does the trick
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@Double2MC actually i think some people might be down bad enough to buy it, but sad it is nevertheless
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report for lifting duty immediately soldier or i’ll be forced to seduce your mom in retaliation
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@1owroller my excuse is literally that I'm retarded and not cracked bro
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@Dr_Singularity @BasedDaedalus i will never give up on finding a woman that looks like this that isn’t ran thru you simply cannot blackpill me that far, at that point it would be truly over
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@smurfpappa123 can it “see” too? i thought it was audio only
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@nninyako you don’t edating is a cope for people who don’t have this by definition you can’t get a thing through a cope for that very thing
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@ajordannafa as per usual, they played us for absolute fools and we got psyop’ed again
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shut the fuck up and just post brother
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@Philosophi_Cat tapping the sign
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Don't be like Diane. Diane is mapping women's emotional needs onto men, and then judging men for not behaving accordingly. Men are not women. Emotion is based in survival. Men and women survive differently. Women's emotional needs are based on RELATIONSHIP fidelity because
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@far__el @realGeorgeHotz just give him the damn driver code @LisaSu
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@sahir2k let my dawg indulge a little bro
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imagine waking up and not building lol rofl even (gm)
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ladies and gentlemen, once more: gm
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gm brothers, let’s ship some fucking software the bits must flow
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I MUST EARN THE RESPECT OF CRACKED SCHIZO BUILDERS ON X [DOT] COM
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@smurfpappa123 yeah i assumed that it must’ve picked that up from the audio context? but idk tbh
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The shinji ikari raising project is proceeding as planned
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every single tpot schizo posting a random rumor about the gpt2-chatbot model:
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gm to all distinguished gentlemen of x dot com (not to egirls)
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@sahir2k btop is so fucking aesthetic man
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rust bros realizing they have to de-transition in more than one way
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so both @karpathy and @yacineMTB doubling down on C. read the writing on the wall, Rust bros. it’s over. decisions have been made.
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shoot your shot they said, so i did
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@iamyesyouareno shit like this keeps happening and people always go like “oh shit it hasn’t learned what i wanted it to learn from the data so it must be wrong” lol
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i can’t fucking believe this shit man, AGAIN?! this is the third fucking time today
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my sorry ass praying to the lord to stop putting egirls in yor forger cosplays on my tl (he keeps testing me)
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walking in the mountain woods at just a few degrees above 0… that shit does things to you man… primal shit
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I FUCKING LOVE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BRO
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@VCBrags we are at a point where for a second, just a split second, my brain accepted this as authentic and true news
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so you’re alive at the same time as typescript exists and you want to kill yourself? consider showing some fucking gratitude instead lil bro
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@Clarksterh @HMBrough_ it’s not about actually *being* a male slut, it’s about the perceived *potential* of being able to be one if one chose so
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@xyz3va god i love being affected 🥰
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bro I fought so hard to get the yor forger egirls out of my tl and now my very own boi is doing it to me... incredible
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Me or the H100 supercluster? 💕
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@thechosenberg nah... I guess they call it x, the everything app, for a reason...
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lol
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@IterIntellectus i guess it would maybe be like this: you’re working on a b2b SaaS and think you’re building something amazing, but then you see Elon launch starship and think wtf am I doing man
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how undisputed legends exit
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@Jfcdoomblade saddest shit that we won't get a conclusion of David's arc
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@var_epsilon fuck they went john wick on his ass
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@Philosophi_Cat the point is as much as women like to complain men don’t understand them, the reaction to this post shows women also do not understand men
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@CovfefeAnon in reality there is probably literally 0 overlap between “guys she’d want to marry” and “guys who’d marry an active prostitute” by requiring the latter she disqualifies for the former
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