Mahad20
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Lasagna is remarkable.
The meat to cheese ratio is perfect. The crispy cheese layer at the top with the piping hot gooey mixture of bolognese, Béchamel and cheese is a gift sent from heaven. It makes me forget all of my problems. Its my one true love.
I love you lasagna❤️
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MY BIGGEST ICK IS PEOPLE WHO LIE ABOUT STUFF THEY HAVE NO REASON TO BE LYING ABOUT
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This is commander safeguards house
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Anyone can peel oranges...but will they peel and dice a mango for you?
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Whole time they're siblings..
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Karachi people seeing grass and trees for the first time in their lives
THIS F7 AREA IS SO COOL LIKE ITS LIKE THEY BUILT THE HOUSES AROUND A GIANT PARK OR SMTH SO PRETTY
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Exactly like why is this a moment of pride for pakistan?Because a white guy wore some brand made by a pakistani?Also the white guy who made fun of Palestinians on snl whilst theres a genocide of those exact same people going on. Some of you will always remain the white mans slave
ye mangobaaz kis kutti ke bache ka acc hai and why tf are they hyping an ugly ahh z!0nist up so fu king desperate for western validation LMFAO its embarrassing
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When you tweet and you just get 2 sympathy likes from oomf and their alt...(thankyou)
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House of literally every pakistani billionaire businessman
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It was covid and schools were shut down and our principal posted on the school whatsapp group that they were working tirelessly to open the school back again and I copied the message and sent like hundred laughing emojis in the school group instead of sending it to my friend one
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Police offer: here's your challan
Me asf: but I'm so nonchalant bbg😜😜
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Some of you have such unique and fun personalities and some of you have personalities copied and pasted from tiktok and Instagram
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Is everyone's lore just traumatic shit??? Be original and talk about the first time you had cheesecake and how it changed your life
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If you don't like these things you need to grow up:
Tomatoes
Olives
Mushrooms
Spinach
Garlic
Eggplants
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Personally I haven't heard that zayn song but I think it's cool that he's embracing his culture and language especially in a time where people don't want anything to do with it🤷♂️
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PLEASE NORMALISE LIKING STORIES. YOU GUYS HAVE MADE EVERYTHING INTO FLIRTING...SOME OF US ARE NORMAL AND THE FOOD IN YOUR STORY LOOKS GOOD...
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That pavement isn't stopping me from enjoying cheesecake sorry...
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I was in the taliban with him so I basically met Andrew garfield too🥱
i asked humayun saeed how many sets he has left so basically i met andrew garfield too ❤️❤️
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People who commit any type of sexual crime deserve death in the most painful and gruesome way possible
Ex-corrections officer Kirk Martin covered in scratches from his last rape victim.
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Salans are ass. Handis are way better and masala is always better than shorba
An opinion about desi food that will have you like this????????
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Fuck you for thinking like this. Everyone who knows me for years knows me I'm not like this and you're just projecting your own pedophilic tendencies. Honestly fuck all of you I made something lighthearted to uplift other people but cunts like you exist
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"Aura points" "rizz" "situationship" "gyatt"
Maybe talk about your day or what makes you happy?
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Almost everyone knows he's an alcoholic and a terrible person. Hopefully you use common sense and not buy into his lies😭😭😭
Update : Rahat Fateh Ali Khan (
@RFAKWorld
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If I was the government I'd have the death penalty for:
-pedophiles
-all types of sexual assaulters
-murderers but only if the victim's family wants it otherwise life imprisonment
-Necrophiliacs
I think the world would be slightly better if we had harsher punishments
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I was literally the fat Chinese baby
Always been carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders (wtf)
THOSE CHEEKS THO
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The tiger in question
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STAY BACK 😡😡
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Lasagna I love you
I wish I could hug you
Your layers are amazing
Your sauce is always blazing
Your cheese is crispy
Wish you could kiss me
You show up in my dreams
With your ricotta cream
Lasagna you're the best
I should probably study for my test
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@mujhemaardo
Our awaam just doesn't want to see other people happy. They get jealous of their own blood, what are these celebrities to them..
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Arrived
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HOLY SHIT THEY BROUGHT THEM BACK!!!!!
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Noones dming you on insta atleast alison58765432 on twitter will like your tweet
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If you don't feel happy for others when they get something or make it somewhere then you need to change and self reflect. Nothing good ever came out of jealousy and envy. Everyone is where they are supposed to be in life just trust the process
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You're right🥱🥱
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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Investigator😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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Officially a twitter titan
MY BIGGEST ICK IS PEOPLE WHO LIE ABOUT STUFF THEY HAVE NO REASON TO BE LYING ABOUT
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This isn't a joke some girls should really consider working for an intelligence agency because they will find out everything about you and your family with just your name..
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Grown ass people scared of coconut and chocolate.....
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Serial killers would do insane numbers with this generation
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Idc if everyone hates me after this but I hate most chocolate cakes. They're too sweet and very heavy. Desserts should be light and not make you want to collapse on the floor after eating them. The only thing that can redeem a chocolate cake for me is vanilla icecream
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How to not be hated:
-Mind your own business
-Respect people's boundaries
-Don't be weird
-Be kind and respectful
-Be self aware and apologise when you're wrong
-Don't be fake
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This is the cunt accusing me?? He jokes about pedophilia and tweets weird and horny shit 24/7 it's actually pretty funny coming from him. If you're friends with or follow him please block me. This guy might be an actual pedophile the way he likes to joke about it so much
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People like him exist to remind you that you may not be where you want to be in life but atleast you're better off than him in every way possible.
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If you're below 18 there's no point in arguing with you because most of you are dumb and your views and opinions will also change in like 1-2 years. Just don't take shit seriously and learn and observe..you don't have to prove everytime you're the smartest one in the room..
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I feel like lahore and karachi people are more friendly as compared to islamabadi people
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I would give my kids just one advice...never join a random insta gc
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I need to get this off my chest:
Only split the bill if everyone is eating one thing like a pizza and you should always pay for yourself if you're having different dishes to make it fair for everyone because some people aren't hungry and order a bev and some people order steak..
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How do harrassers get the confidence and audacity to come back after being outed? I don't understand the "they were 16-17 then so they didn't know any better" argument because most of us were that age too and didn't fucking harass people
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Requesting everyone not to share the image of that protestor who came to steal the limelight wearing free palestine T shirt. He wanted eyeballs. Stop giving it by sharing the image.
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Thankyou to my oomfs who don't let any of my posts get 0 likes❤️❤️
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You being in billies cf is a marketing tactic...be fr she's not adding anyone from LAHORE😭😭😭😭😭
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One thing about me is that I'll never copy someone's music taste or change it to impress them. Individuality is the one of the best traits someone can have
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Shout out to my loyal tweet likers I hope I'm a loyal tweet liker to you too..I try my best
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I deleted that post of wasi because the girl involved got discouraged and disheartened after people were victim blaming her and saying she got herself harrassed...
A truly fucking disgusting country we live in. To the victim blamers I hope you guys rot in hell..
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BOUNTY HATE IS FORCED ITS A GREAT CHOCOLATE AND GET YOUR TASTEBUDS CHECKED IF YOU HATE IT. ITS LITERALLY COCONUT AND CHOCOLATE WHATS BAD ABOUT THIS?? TF ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN YOU GET STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND???
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I didn't hate Amy schumer at first because frankly I didn't give a fuck about her. NOW I HOPE SHE NEVER GETS TO SMILE, LAUGH OR EXPERIENCE ANY SORT OF JOY IN HER LIFE AND ITS MISERABLE!! HOPE SHE FEELS LIKE SHIT EVERY WAKING MINUTE OF HER LIFE
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Blocked the people who I think are dick eaters and are just hate following. If I missed anyone lmk. The purpose of my account is to be light hearted and fun. If you have a problem with that or if you think I'm cringe PLEASE block me even if we're friends.
Yaar boht logon ko free karwaya hua hai. We are not friends please fuck off
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Our society is so fucked up and toxic because we care too much about other people but in a bad way. You'll rarely get people checking up on you but if you fight or are involved in something that draws attention everybody wants to talk to you. Like your distant relatives wanting..
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A shower- €0
@Marsadist
Yes, Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille - €150
Spicebomb extreme by Viktor and Rolf - €90
Andalusi by Arabian oud - €150
Parfums De Marly Carlisle - €300
LV ombré nomade - €400
Bentley Intense for men - €70
Maison Mangiela Jazz club/by the fire place - €60
Encre Noire - €40
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I have never in my life even flirted with another person here. All of you are my witnesses. Now youre making up lies to defame me because of that harrasser. Everyone knows my reality if I've ever been weird to anyone in their dms they can step up.
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Zoos should be abolished in Pakistan and every other country that can't take care of the animals properly. Our people call themselves Muslims but kill torture and rape every animal they can get their hands on. They truly disgust me. I remember I was 6 and I went to a zoo and..
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Goodnight to my jobless oomfs(everyone) and Goodmorning to my productive oomfs(hardly 2)
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Kachow
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